A/N: Sorry the last chapter was confusing. I'm putting this one up so soon to clarify as much as possible. I should've submitted them as one chapter, but it's too late. Hope this helps…

"You got home fast", Lorelai said as she walked inside the living room, where Rory was watching repeats of Dancing with the Stars.

"Wow, I hate this how. I mean, who cares if they're ex-celebrities? I say it's a communist plot to get parents to love it and want their kids to start ballroom dancing so they can make Mad Hot Ballroom 2", Lorelai rambled.

"Because communists don't have anything better to do?" Rory asked.

"Exactly!" Lorelai plopped down on her fabric wooden block couch, next to Rory. "So…you want to tell me what happened back there?"

"Back where?"

"Luke's."

"What about you? Anything you want to tell me?"

"Like what?"

"Like you're pregnant."

Lorelai let out the deep breath she'd taken quite a few seconds back. "How'd you know?" she asked.

Rory gave her a look that suggested that her mother's question was one of the most ridiculous things she'd ever heard.

"The salad?" Lorelai asked.

"And the pregnancy test results I found on the kitchen table."

"Oh, right. I wanted to put it in a scrapbook or a memory box or something, but then I realized I don't own one or anything resembling something sort of like one, so I put it on the kitchen table until I bought one."

"Which would be…never?"

"Right!"

"So, you're having a baby!"

"That's great!"

"It is! I know! It's so exciting!" Lorelai grinned.

"Why didn't you tell me?"

"I haven't gone to the doctor yet and I wanted to be sure."

"That makes sense."

"So, you mad?"

"No, I'm not mad."

"But you're sad."

"Why would I be sad? I'm happy! I'm happy for you! I'm going to have a sister or a brother!"

"You're upset about something."

"No."

"Something about Jess…"

"Well, sort of."

"Sort of?"

Rory sighed. It didn't look like there was any way she could get out of this one. "He took me home after we had dinner with Logan, which turned out to be a disaster. And then he came upstairs and we…"

"Wow, well, okay. Is that why?"

"That's not even half of it."

"Wow."

"So, then Grandma hears us and she knows Jess is there and Jess hides in the closet."

"That tiny thing? How'd he fit?"

"He crawled through the secret passageways."

"Gotta give him brownie points on that move."

"But then Grandma and Grandpa had cops investigating the house looking for Jess because they found his driver's license in his car."

"Sounds like something you'd read in a really bad tabloid."

"And then when I went to help him get out of the closet-"

"Dirty!"

"I don't know about that. Anyway, he wasn't there! So I went through the passageways to find him and by the time I could get out, they were arresting Jess!"

"Then why the hell is he HERE?"

"We escaped together and we went to Georgia."

"Oh my God!"

"And then we had the most horrible fight of my life and now I'm back here."

"I feel like I should applaud."

"Please don't."

"But what about Logan?"

"What about him?"

"You guys aren't together anymore?"

"Obviously not."

"It's not that obvious. If he doesn't know you broke up, then you cheated."

"What?"

"It's in all those stupid teen magazines, Rory."

"I did not cheat on Logan!"

"Okay, I don't want to fight."

"He knew."

"Let's just go to bed. Maybe you can clear you head."

Rory glared at her mother.

"I have a really bad habit of rhyming at the most inappropriate times."

"Yep."

"Night, Mom."

"Good night, kid."

A/N: Kind of boring, I know. It basically summed up the first few chapters, but I threw in some comments from Lorelai to lighten the mood and then something at the end for Rory to ponder that might make a difference later on.

Next up: Rory and Jess have an open, serious talk.