Hey Prongs, Why's Your Dog Stealing Toy Bunnies?

As a Hogwarts student, Sirius was crazy enough, but with a little unwelcome help from a certain someone, who knows what Hogwarts will end up looking like when this ordeal is over?

Disclaimer: I'm sooo sorry! I didn't put one of there in my first three chapters, so here is one now. I do not own anything that you recognize from anywhere else but this story!


Chapter III – Breakfast, Part 2

It was only when breakfast ended when the 3 boys noticed that their, um, temporarily mentally challenged friend was no longer in their companionship.

"Hey, Moony," inquired James, "where'd Padfoot go?"

"No, I haven't!" replied Remus, suddenly realizing the danger this could mean. "Oi, Wormtail,"

"What?" said Peter through a large clump of waffle and syrup.

"Have you seen Padfoot?"

"Nope!" declared Peter, reaching for the muffins.

"Then where can he be…" pondered Remus.

"Ahem, excuse me, Mr. Lupin?" said Prof. Dumbledore, as he came up from behind.

"Yeah?"

"I do believe that Mr. Black is at the Hufflepuff table."

"Hufflepuff? What would he be doing there?"

"It seems to me that he is experimenting with a medium of art which other artists have never before attempted to use."

That apparently stirred James' attention, for it was that moment that he sprang up from his seat with a loud "PADFOOT???" And there indeed, on the Hufflepuff table, was a jam covered Sirius, chirping like a toddler.

"Ugggh! Padfoot!" groaned the sane Marauders.

"Padfoot, what are you doing?!" cried James.

Sirius giggled, "Lookee all my bunnies," indicating to the lumps of jelly that surrounded him.

"Um, er, ah, very nice" commented Peter in a strained voice.

"Yeah, yeah! See. This one," said Sirius, pointing to a lump that looked like a mutated snowman, "his name is Bobo!"

Just then, the bell rang.

"Come on, let's get going!" sighed James.

So with that, the three boys grabbed a protesting Sirius and dragged him out of the Great Hall.


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- William the Bloody / Spike

- dobbyfan18 – Of course you can use the name!

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- DimTwilight – Thanks!

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