Hey Prongs, Why's Your Dog Stealing Toy Bunnies?
As a Hogwarts student, Sirius was crazy enough, but with a little unwelcome help from a certain someone, who knows what Hogwarts will end up looking like when this ordeal is over?
Disclaimer: Que sera, sera…
PS: I am soooo sorry for the long wait. Then again, it has been almost two years. Again, really, really sorry!
Chapter V – Dinner Continues
"Hey, how's my favourite cousin?" came a light, airy voice.
"WHEEE! IT'S ANDIE!" cried Sirius, bounding around and around the surprised girl as if she was a maypole.
"Umm, what's with Sirius?" asked the girl.
"Oh, it's nothing really, ANDIE." replied James jokingly.
"Please don't call me that." said the girl, with a smile on her face.
"Of course, Andromeda, dear." grinned Remus.
"You know what I mean. So really, what's with my cousin?" asked Andromeda, gesturing to Sirius, who was now bouncing up and down the aisle, screaming "FOLLOW THE BUTTERFLIES!"
"Oh, well, he's kinda been like that all day. So, what's new in Hufflepuff?" posed Peter.
"Well, it's my seventh year now, so we're all studying hard. Oh, yeah, and you know Tatiana Kolev?" said Andromeda.
"Yeah?" asked James.
"Well, she went to visit her grandparents in Bulgaria this summer, and apparently, she "fell in love" with this, Encho Krum, and she won't shut up about him!" she complained.
"Well, if it's anything like you and Tonks, we can probably expect another wedding." teased James.
"Hey!" she protested.
"Aww, Andie, we all like him, you know that!" said Remus soothingly.
"Right, I'm going to go back to my table. See you later!" replied Andromeda over her shoulder as she walked away.
"FUZZY SPIDERS WILL TAP DANCE FOREVER!" proclaimed Sirius loudly, running down the aisle.
Meanwhile, at the Slytherine table, a hooked-nosed boy smirked to himself as he watched Sirius from under his lids.
"Sirius! Padfoot, where are you!"
"Give it up, Moony, there's no point. Besides, he should be able to find his way back to the tower."
It was now after dinner, and Sirius had long since disappeared. The three boys were wearily making their way back up to the Gryffindor tower.
When they arrived at the almost vacated common room, the found Sirius by the fireplace, gazing into a crystal ball.
"Guys, look! There's a bunny!" he chirped without looking up.
"What? You actually see something in that thing!" James asked, hurrying over.
"Ya! See, the fog makes a bunny right…there! Hey, where'd it go?" Sirius' bottom lip quivered, and he looked ready to cry.
"Wait, where did you get that?" Remus asked suspiciously.
"Oh, it's easy! Accio Crystal Balls!" he replied, cheering up instantly.
There was a moment of silence, then, the Fat Lady screamed, the portrait opened, and then, a dozen crystal balls came flying through the air, straight towards their heads.
"AHHH! DUCK FOR COVER!" screamed Peter.
Everyone except for Sirius leaped headfirst to the ground, while he leaped around the room, trying to catch the balls, and giggling childishly.
"Padfoot, mate, are you trying to get killed!" James hollered from his position on the ground.
His only reply was a very high pitched "WHEEEEEEEE!"