Bond speaks-thoughts-"speaking"-(my comments, sarcastic or otherwise)
This takes place after Gohan teaches Videl how to fly.
Warning- There is some foul language in this chapter, If any of it offends you please send me a e-mail so I can read it, look over my story to check the location and amount of cuss words, decide there's nothing wrong with it and immediately delete and block you from sending me an e-mail again. Enjoy the story now.
Last time on the Bond.
"Now we will be sitting here everyday until Krillin gets back, no arguments" Gohan said. And that's just what they did for the next four days. Then Friday came and all hell broke loose.
Going to Capsule Corp.
Gohan awoke early, early then even Chi-Chi and quickly got washed and put his clothes on. Normally he would have put on his regular school clothes but he didn't feel like it today. He slipped on a pair of jeans and a white t-shirt, being careful to make sure it had long sleeves. A couple of days ago, he had a feeling that he was going to have a bad day. And he was right. It was a horrible day, a day that ended with Krillin, Vegeta, and #18 as his teachers.
Today that feeling was back. Only this time it worse, he knew what was causing him to have this bad feeling and he knew there was nothing he could to stop it. All he could do was sit back and hope that when all hell broke loose he would be in a position to at least protect some of his classmates.
He left the house and started flying towards the city. He reached it sometime later and headed for Videl's house. When he got there, he flew around to her balcony and tapped lightly on her door. She opened it and he flew in and sat on her loveseat. Videl walked to her bed and sat on it. She was wearing a long white t-shirt and big fluffy socks. She finished up whatever she was working on and looked up at him.
"Gohan, what are you wearing" she asked. "Clothes" he replied. "Don't be a smartass; you know what I mean why are you wearing those clothes. We're going to Capsule Corp., not the zoo," She said. "I just didn't feel like dressing up today and shouldn't you get dressed." He said, shifting uncomfortably. Videl got up and walked towards him, sat on his lap and leaned towards in towards his ear and whispered "why Gohan, are you uncomfortable, don't worry I have on underwear" Her face went into a thoughtful expression for a second, then she said "or do I."
With that she jumped up off his lap and said "I'm just playing, Why don't you go make me some breakfast while I get dressed alright" There was silence "Gohan" She looked at him "Oh shit" she said He'd fainted.
About two hours later, Gohan and Videl were at school. Videl had indeed changed to some hip hugger jeans and a tank top. Of course, the large jersey she had on hid them, but she felt she made the effort. They weaved their way through the crowd of students and found Erasa and Sharpie. Erasa was wear a skirt that Videl swore was she saw cheeks hanging out and a tube top. In addition, Sharpener was wearing and Gohan had to double check to make sure a business suit.
Videl couldn't help it. She said, "What the hell are you two wearing." Gohan just nodded along. "Well" Erasa started "I read some where that Bulma Brief's husband was hot. Likewise, Sharpener figured he could impress Bulma Brief's by wearing his best suit." Gohan said, "That's your best suit." Sharpie snapped back saying "This suit cost $200 dollars geek boy" "well you should get your money back" Sharpie's reply was cut off by Krillin's entrance.
Krillin started talking as he surveyed the class. "Welcome everyone to your senior class field trip, during this trip" he stopped when he got to Sharpie and Erasa. He ran his hands over his head. "What are you two wearing? You do realize this is a School field trip. Wait listen to me this is a SCHOOL field trip. You hear the word School in that sentence, meaning there is a dress code." "What's wrong with what I'm wearing?" sharpie asked.
"Technically nothing, but why are you wearing the suit? I just have to know" Krillin asked. "Well I'm going to impress Bulma Brief's so much she'll leave her husband and run off with me." Sharpie replied. "So how are you going to impress her? Krillin asked, barely keeping himself from laughing. "With the suit" sharpie said. "What suit not the one you're wearing I hope." Krillin replied.
Gohan interrupted trying to stop the carnage that was about to unfold. "We should be going shouldn't we," he asked. "No, we can go yet until the other chaperone gets here, now be quiet I'm trying to understand this boy's mind." Krillin said. "Good luck" Videl whispered under her breath. "Now you are going to impress Bulma brief's with a I'm guessing $30 dollar suit when she is used to wearing and seeing suit that cost anywhere from $2000 to $5000 dollars?" Krillin asked. "It costed $75 dollars" sharpie yelled. "I thought it costs $200," Gohan mumbled. Shut up sharpie snapped. "Hey don't take it out on him just cause you got a cheap suit." Krillin barely got out as he was laughing so hard.
"Why don't you move onto Erasa?" Sharpie growled. "You're right I'm sorry, but see me on the bus so I can give you a business card to a suit maker, so you can stop shopping at the dollar store." He turned his attention on Erasa. "Let me guess, since Blondie over is working on Bulma Brief's, you must be working on her husband. Well do it on your time, go and put some clothes on before our other chaperone gets here." Krillin said, "WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE" a female voice yelled from behind Krillin. He cringed.
"Too late" he said. #18 walked straight past Krillin to Erasa. "This is a school field trip, not a job interview at a strip club, now get your loose little ass up to the school and changed your clothes," she yelled. Erasa took off for the school. "And hurry up before we leave your ass" She turned to the class "well what are you standing around for. Get your shit on the bus so we can get the hell outta here" Everyone got on the bus real quick "hey babe, you're late" Krillin said. #18 looked at him for a second, then flipped him off and got on the bus. "Gotta love that woman," he said as he got on.
The bus got rolling as soon as Erasa got back. Krillin got up to make the announcements. All right, everyone calm down, turn off your mp3 players and everything else. We are gathered here today on this bus to go to capsule corp. I am Mr. Krillin and this is Ms. #18." He stopped because some kids kept talking "I asked y'all to stop talking now someone about to get smack down" Yes, we will smack you" #18, said. "And smack you down, you now it's a difference. Beat up and beat down is two different things. Beat up, you'll still standing. You get beat down; you'll be under the bus a lil bit. (I got that from Murphy Lee's Cd, track 7 I love that skit)
Now back to business, as we let you know earlier, this is a school field trip, so use what common sense you have, if you don't have any pretend u do. And don't do anything stupid cause we have no problem with sending your little asses right back home Thank you for your time" he sat back down. "They sure are some strange teachers," Erasa said. You have no idea Gohan thought. He put his head down as tried to pretend he could sleep through the day.
Authors notes- Is that a strong comeback I know there were slightly more cussing in here then in my other chapters, but if you want to complain see my note at the beginning of the chapter. I write what I find funny and in the cases, I used cussing, it emphasized what my characters ere feeling. This is my story and I shall write it as such. I truly hope that not all find the few cuss words in the story to be so offensive that you stop reading the whole thing. However, if you do then so be it. Please Review.