AN: Howdy! Don't have much to say until the second AN…so…um…read!

Oh yeah, SSX4 was announced. Yay!

And, I did choose someone to work with me. They will be announced later.

Chapter 6: Hormones

"Where the hell are they? We can't start the competition until they arrive!" Rahzel yelled, he counted the boarders again, Psymon, Kaori, JP, and Drum. Atomika and Elise were missing.

"If they don't show up within the next ten minutes. They are going to be disqualified from this Super pipe." Rahzel sighed, brushing some snow off of his cap.

"I wonder where they could be…" Kaori whispered to Drum, Drum just shrugged.

"They could be…" Drum put on his best Mac impression. "Knockin' da boots!"

Kaori squealed a laugh as Psymon stalked up to her, slapping Kaori hard on the back.

"Hey! What's so funny?" Psymon asked, expecting Kaori to answer, instead Drum did.

"We have a sneaky suspicion that Elise and Atomika are having sex." Drum laughed a bit as he said it, he was still a bit immature for his size.

The snowmobile pulled up, driven by Atomika, Elise clinging onto his waist for dear life. Elise got off, zipping up the top of her tight vinyl suit.

Drum and Psymon took a double take, J.P took a triple take.

"…Did I just see a tit?" Psymon asked himself, then answered himself, in a British accent. "Why sir, I believe I just did!"

Drum held up a finger, and started to ask a question, "Why in the hell did Psymon ju—" Rahzel cut him off before he could get another word out.

"Believe me, with Stark, it's best not to ask." Rahzel thumbed towards Psymon who had fashioned a hotdog out of snow, and began to munch on it.

"Sorry we are late!" Atomika yelled out, his face flushed. "The trolley left without us, and we had to catch up." Atomika caught his breath.

"Well, you made it just in time. Get your boards on. You and Psymon are up first…Stark? What are you doing?" Rahzel watched as Psymon walked up to Atomika and took a deep sniff of him.

Atomika just looked at Psymon, who returned the look.

"You two fucked." Psymon spoke in a soft kind voice, and then yelled "You REEK of the sex sauce!"

Elise blushed, and ran for her board, Atomika just shrugged it off, but Psymon could tell he hit a nerve, its what he does best.

"Alright, alright, cut the crap and get in line!" Rahzel yelled, heading over to the announcers box to call out the names of the riders.

"Welcome to Topsy Turvey Super pipe Event!" Rahzel announced, "Today we have a show for you all, a super pipe competition between: Kaori Nishidake, Psymon Stark, Drum, DJ Atomika, Elise Riggs, and J.P Arsenault!" the crowed gave varied cheers to the riders as they were announced. "First into the pipes are DJ Atomika and Psymon Stark!"

Atomika and Psymon lined up, the way the pipe was set up, one rider would start at one end, the other rider at the other. The siren sounded and they took off, Atomika was the fist to do a trick, a simple tail grab into a 360 and landing, a bit shaky. The audience cheered, they were rooting for Atomika, the statistical underdog. Psymon, however, decided to go all out, right of the gate he pulled the nose of his board up into a nose slide, quickly jumping and spinning on the rim of the pipe and grinding before falling down into the pipe. The real aspect of the pipe was, eventually the two rides would either come extremely close to colliding, or collide in mid air. Atomika knew if he ran into Psymon in mid air, he would definitely lose this heat.

Atomika decided to turn it up a notch, knowing that Psymon was going to outdo him if he didn't. Atomika charged himself, and took off of the pipe, in midair he slung his board out from under himself and proceeded to let it spin, his feet not even touching the board. Back in the pit, Elise yelled, "Yes! Morgan Grinder!" Drum looked over at her, Elise blushed and sat back down.

Atomika caught the board right before he hit the ground, the audience echoed with a resounding "AW!" Atomika thought he had fell, but apparently Psymon did. Psymon got up, shaking the snow from his hair and smacking himself in the face a couple of times. "Ssssstupid!" Psymon yelled, going up and down the sides of the pipe to get his momentum back. Atomika used this time to capitalize, hitting combo after combo of tricks. The midpoint of the course was coming up soon: the part when there either crossover, or crash. The crowd became silent as Atomika and Psymon headed right for each other, they both slid up a wall, Psymon got more air off of the jump.

"TIME TO GET CRAZY!" Psymon yelled, ripping his board off of his feet and spinning it around his neck. The way Psymon hung his feet; he barely missed Atomika, almost kicking him in the head. Atomika set up for his own trick, he kicked the board off, and tried to kick it…but he realized he was too low to the ground, before he could get his board back on, he smashed into the snow, breaking his board.

The audience responded with another loud "AW!" Atomika knew that now that his board was broken, he was automatically DQed because he is unable to finish the race. Psymon soared over the finish line, almost knocking over a camera. Psymon took off his board, throwing it off and grabbing the camera by its lens.

"SEE THAT. MINI-ME? THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE!" Psymon threw the camera to the ground, getting large "PSYMON" chants.

Griff looked paler than usual, Yuri sitting on his lap. "…Did he really need to direct that at me?" Griff asked, playing with Yuri's fingers. Yuri shrugged, "Don't worry about it. He is just trying to get into your head. Griff still looked a bit scared, not sure if Psymon was done with him from what he did yesterday. Yuri tugged on Griff's chain. "Will you stop thinking about Psymon? You have your girlfriend sitting on your lap, in your room, no one around. What kind of teenage male are you?" Yuri whispered. Griff thought about it. "…oooh!" Griff smiled, but before he could make a move, Mac walked into the room.

Yuri hopped up quick, bouncing to the other side of the bed. Mac just stood there with his mouth open.

"…So—" Mac began to start, Yuri quickly cut him off. "Don't you ever knock?" Yuri was a bright red color now, Griff just sat there, all the blood in his body that was supposed to be pumping to his brain was being pumped somewhere else.

"Why don't you just lock the damn door if y'all are gonna be in here gettin' ya freak on." Mac yelled back at her, Yuri stood up and got in his face. "Why do you care if we are in here doing something Kaori won't let you do?"

Mac stopped, that hurt. Griff stood up, sitting Yuri down. "Yeah, that's right, he is just jealous. Kaori won't give him any so he has to stop us." Griff sneered; he was acting more and more like Psymon everyday.

Mac turned his head to Griff, "What the hell are you talkin' about? Your balls haven't even dropped yet, bitch." Griff's face turned from laughter into a stone stare.

"Here's an idea, why don't you get the fuck out of my room?" Griff pointed to the door. Mac didn't move. "There IS a reason I came in here, you know." Mac walked over to Griff's dresser, opened it up, and pulled out a hat.

"This is mine." Mac took the hat and put it onto his head. Yuri looked at Griff. "Is that hat his?"

Griff looked back and fourth between the two, "I found it on the ground!"

"Bullshit, more like you found it in my room, you thief. Come near my shit and Ima whoop yo' bitch ass. Aight?" Mac walked out of the room, slamming the door.

Yuri looked at Griff, Griff came closer to her, ready to finish what she had started, Yuri pushed him away.

"Did you steal that hat?" Yuri asked him. Griff shrugged, "Yeah, he wasn't using it."

Yuri stopped, looking at him. "…"

Griff looked back at her. "What?"

Yuri got up, grabbing her M-comm. "Nothing, I just remembered I gotta go. I need to buy a new board."

"Who is taking you?" Griff asked, pretty disappointed.

"Viggo and Zoe are heading into town; Vig asked me if I wanted to tag along, so I am. Seeya" Yuri walked out of the room, almost a fast as Mac did.

Griff sat there for a bitch, grabbed his crotch, and yelled.

"AUUUGH! Damn it!" Griff looked up at his ceiling. "Why? Every time I get so close! Something always happens! Stupid, STUPID Griff!" Griff smacked himself on the head, almost in the exact same way Psymon does when he messes up.

"WHOA WHOA WHOA!" Drum yelled, losing almost losing his balance as he landed hard on a 360, J.P was still far away from him, way down the pipe. J.P was kicking his ass; Drum was behind so far, that even three Proper Propeller Drumrolls wouldn't save him.

"I am so screwed…" He thought to himself. He tried jumping off of the pipe again, but he didn't get enough air and bashed face first into the snow. The crowd was beginning to boo now. J.P was obviously more of the crowd favorite.

"Figures he would choke on his first big outing. Look at him." Elise scoffed; she looked on from her chair, next to Kaori. "He can't do anything right can he? First he fails at trying to knock-off Zoe, now he fails at trying to do tricks."

J.P almost flew into the air, taking his board of and sitting on it, almost looking relaxed before stomping on it again. J.P landed, he was going to meet up with Drum any second now. Drum was still struggling to get in a few basic tricks. He was good at pulling them off, but he couldn't land them at all.

"Shame. Someone should go out there and tell him that elephants can't fly." Elise laughed again; Atomika was back by now and turned to her.

"Lay off of him, alright?" Atomika said in a serious tone, "I have faith in him."

Elise looked at him, and laughed. "You had FAITH in him? C'mon Atomika, the kid SUCKS. I mean look at him, he can't even do a simple Indy!"

Kaori was listening in on the conversation, keeping one eye on the show. Her cheeks growing red. But she wasn't embarrassed…

"I mean we should really get out there and stop him! If he lands too hard he might fall straight to hell!" Elise's voice grew even louder.

Atomika tried to shush her. "Stop it, Elise."

Elise kept on going, especially after she watched Drum soar off of the pipe, actually landing a Superman. "FREEEEEEEEEEE WILLY!" Elise was going to laugh, but she caught a hard punch right to the jaw that sent her almost spiraling out of her chair.

Atomika looked up in shock; Psymon was already holding the culprit back.

"YOU….SHUT….UP!" Kaori screamed writhing, trying to pull herself away from Psymon.

Elise looked up; she had an almost deer-in-headlights look. "…Kaori?"

Kaori jerked forward, almost pulling Psymon along with her. "You shut up! How dare you talk about my friend like that! You…you…BITCH!"

Time froze.

Atomika dropped his shades, Psymon's smile turned into a stone expression. Elise was so hot the snow almost melted around her.

"…What did you call me?"

Kaori jerked herself away from Psymon, standing tall.

"You heard me!" Kaori seemed like a whole new person.

Rahzel could be heard in the background, announcing that J.P had one the round by a landslide. He was calling Elise and Kaori down to the pipe.

Elise grabbed her board, putting it under her arm.

"…Get in the pipe. Your ass is mine." Elise had a grim expression on her face, she headed down the pipe.

Kaori looked around, and grabbed her board and took off to her end.

Psymon and Atomika looked at each other.

"…"

"…"

"Yeah, I am getting a front seat for this." Atomika said to Psymon.

"Way ahead of you." Psymon was already running down to the stands.

Elise and Kaori lined up their boards.

Red.

Yellow.

Green.

Elise pushed off, heading down the pipe. Kaori pushed off, heading down the pipe as well.

Psymon and Atomika actually made it down to the rail just in time.

"I think we are about to have the first every collision on Topsy Turvey." Atomika said to Psymon.

Psymon looked back at him and nodded.

"Fuck yeah we are."

AN: Come on, there has to be at least one chick fight…it's in the rules somewhere

So, next time. Will Elise and Kaori clash?

Find out next time!

Oh, and in other news. I have selected a partner to write with me, they have shown the want and the interest enough in the story (Hell, they talk to me about it almost all the time on AIM) so, I decided to add them on. Collisi0n is my new writing partner. She might be writing a chapter for this in the near future, so be sure to look out for her style.

You know the drill, Read n' Review.