Bond speaks-thoughts-"speaking"-(my comments, sarcastic or otherwise)
This takes place after Gohan teaches Videl how to fly.
Last time on the Bond.
At this, the three's stomach began to growl. However, before they could say anything. A door to the side opened and two people entered, that Gohan had prayed would never be anywhere around each other, much less all these women.
Family Dinner
In walked Master Roshi and Yamcha and all Gohan could do was let out groan as their eyes bugged out as they eyed all the girls. The girls' jaws dropped as they saw the famous Yamcha walking in, completely ignoring the old man standing next to him. Yamcha, noticing all the attention on him grinned.
"Don't even think about it" Gohan said. Yamcha looked at him as if he was just noticing him being there. "What are you talking about?" He asked. "You know exactly what I'm talking about and GODDAMMIT," he yelled as he heard a scream. He had forgotten about Roshi.
The scream originated from a girl in the back of the group who had just noticed the old man peeking up her skirt. Gohan ran to the back and snatched up the old man. Why today, why of all days today. He thought. "What are you two doing here?" He said to a grinning Yamcha and a wiggling Master Roshi. "Krillin invited us for dinner," Yamcha said. Bastard thought Gohan.
"Alright, I need to see you two in the other room. Goten, Trunks make sure no one leaves this spot." He put Master Roshi down and started to walk towards the other room when he suddenly thought the better of it. He turned around, walked back towards Yamcha and Roshi, grabbed them by the scruff of their necks and dragged them into the room with him.
As soon as the door closed, the hall erupted with noise as the class discussed how Gohan knew Yamcha and the dirty old man. As they were talking, Sharpner and Erasa decided to sneak off again, that is until they discovered Trunks and Goten in their path.
"Hey kid, I'll give you ten dollars if you bug off" Sharpner said. Trunks looked at him as if he were crazy. "My mother owns this whole building, not to mention the business that goes with it. I get more then ten dollars in ice cream money. Now go back with the rest of the group."
"Alright, fine then I'm gonna have to beat you outta the way" Goten and Trunks instantly shifted to fighting poses. "Bring it pretty boy," Goten said. Sharpner went to make a move, only to wake up hours later.
Meanwhile in the other room
Master Roshi and Yamcha were slammed against the wall by Gohan in Super Saiyan form. "Alright you two you are going to act like you got some sense today, other wise I'm gonna blow you two to Hell and back. The whole day, people have tap-danced on my nerves, now I'm down to my last one. Don't break it." Gohan said, and then he dropped them onto the floor. With that, he walked out the door. Master Roshi and Yamcha reluctantly followed.
Gohan walked into the room to find Sharpner lying on the ground, knocked out. "What happened? "He tried to sneak out" Goten replied. "O, well come on, we gotta go to dinner." He led to group to the dining room. They entered and gasped. This wasn't the dining room they saw in the brochure.
It looked like a normal family room with a larger then usual dining table in the middle of it and paper plates, plastic silverware, and plastic cups. "Where's the fancy china and the fancy silverware and all that" asked Erasa. 'Do you think that Bulma would waste all her china on you all" Asked Gohan. The class nodded. Gohan, Trunks, Goten, Yamcha, and Master Roshi busted out laughing.
"Most of the time she doesn't she doesn't use it with us and we're family. What the hell makes you think she's going to use it on you?" asked Trunks. This was of course followed by a slap in the mouth by an arriving Bulma. "What did I tell you?" She asked. Trunks hung his head and mumbled. "What! Speak up, I can't hear you." "90 of the words dad uses, I'm not allowed to say," He finally said. "Good" Bulma said. "Now Bulma, that isn't right," Gohan said. "Everyone knows it's a good 98" Vegeta flipped them all off as he walked into the room. "Where's the damn food?" he said. The class moved back as they saw Vegeta.
Bulma saw this and turned to Vegeta. "Now what did you do to them.' She asked. Vegeta shrugged. 'what the hell does" Bulma shrugged "mean". Vegeta shrugged. "Alrite but I'm telling you right now bet now none of these kids end up hurt. I'm not paying anyone damn hospital bills.
Vegeta shrugged. However, before Bulma could attack him the food arrived. "Finally" cried Vegeta, Gohan, Goten, and Trunks. The classed jaws dropped as they all saw the food being carried in by the box. "We can't possibly eat all that," Videl said. "No shit" replied Bulma. "All that is for those four over there," She pointed to the four sayians. She led them to the table where they saw normal amounts of food had been placed in the middle of the table.
"Its buffet style, dig in" Bulma said as she sat down. Roshi, Yamcha, and the rest of the class sat down and started feeding themselves. It was a normal dinner; that is of course if you ignored, the sounds of the sayians arguing over the food and eating it. And Bulma occasionally almost magically producing a baseball and throwing in with almost frightening accuracy at Master Roshi and Yamcha whenever they tried to hit on a girl or in master Roshi case, peek up their skirt.
Dinner ended about an hour later and everyone filed out of the dining room and went to their individual rooms. Gohan dropped into his bed. (You didn't really expect him to stay in the guest dorms, did you?) He was glad this day was over. He didn't think he could deal with them much longer. After taking a shower and putting on his pajamas, he drifted off into a blissful sleep before he was woken up by a piercing alarm (think fire alarm combined with fire truck siren, only louder.) He fell out of his bed and fought with his covers as he tried to get out of them.
He jumped up as he fought to get out of them. He hit a control on his desk to turn off the alarm. After checking his computer, he saw the alarm was from the girl's guest dorms. Gohan raced down the halls. He arrived at the same time as Bulma, Vegeta, Gohan and Goten and Krillin. All were in their pajamas. Gohan and Goten looked excited by the prospect of trouble. Krillin looked sleepy. Bulma looked flustered. However, Vegeta just looked pissed, of course, he always looked pissed, but he looked more pissed then usual. Of course, judging by the look of Bulma's pajamas, he could probably guess why.
Gohan decided he better be the first one to enter the dorm. As he enters the dorm, he saw the reason for the alarm. Sharpner and another boy (we'll name him Jim) were standing in the middle of the hall surrounded by girls who obviously just exited their dorm. Sharpner and Jim smiled sheepishly.
Before Gohan could respond, he was pushed out of the way by an obviously angry Vegeta. (But once again, we all know that Vegeta is always angry, but he is even angrier as the alarm stopped him from getting some, as my grandmother likes to put it, in case you all didn't get my innuendo from before.) "THIS IS WHAT THAT DAMN ALARM WENT OFF FOR."
He yelled and started advancing towards Sharpner and Jim. "I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS" But before Vegeta could reach the boys, Bulma appeared and grabbed his crouch. Vegeta eyes bulged almost popped out of his head and every male winced and went to protect himself. "Gohan, Vegeta and I will let you handle this. Isn't that right Vegeta" She twisted her hand.
Vegeta looked as if he wanted to scream, but couldn't. Bulma relaxed her grip a little bit. He very slowly nodded yes. Bulma beamed. "Good let's go, we have some business to get back to, I've got this new outfit I wanna try out"
Gohan, Goten, and Trunks immediately started shuddering and whispering something that sounded mysterious like no more leather. "You too Trunks, Goten, Krillin, time to go" She let go and walked out, Vegeta reluctantly following. As she walked by, Krillin grabbed himself and followed.
Gohan stood up, and looked at the two and shook his head. "I specifically remember saying that you two couldn't get in here, did you not here me or are you just deaf? Did you not realize the alarm that the alarm would go off and wake up everybody in the GODDAMN BUILDING? DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT IF BULMA HAD LET HIM, VEGETA WOULD HAVE TORN YOUR HEADS OFF.? AND THE MOST IMPORTANT, DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT I HAD TO STAND HERE AND LISTEN TO BULMA TALK ABOUT WHAT SHE AND VEGETA DO IN THEIR ROOM? DO YOU KNOW HOW DISGUSTING THAT IS? Gohan yelled. "Actually when you think about it, it is a little bit funny" Sharpner spoke up and said.
Gohan looked at his in disbelief "No, it is not funny. It's not funny at all. Now why are you two in here anyway?" he asked. "Well since we saw you come in here earlier, we figured that you were just joking around about not being able to go into each other's rooms," Jim explained. "That doesn't explain why you are in here but you know what I really don't give a damn. Get the hell out right now or I'll find a way to lock Vegeta in a room with you two"
At that thought, the two ran from the room and it was at the point that Gohan realized that he knew exactly why they were in here. Every girl in the hall had on pajamas, although some like Erasa's could barely qualify as pajamas. It was of course then that he noticed Videl standing next to Erasa. And to him, she was the most beautiful in the room, she wore nothing but a t-shirt and a pair of boxers, but to him that was enough.
He probably would have gone on staring at her if he didn't feel a hand on his chest. He looked down and saw one of the girls with her hands rubbing his chest. He realized that in his haste, he forgot to put on a shirt. "Gohan when did you grow so muscular" she purred with a hungry look in her eyes. He looked around and saw that most of the other girls had the same look in their eyes. O SHIT he thought before they all came at him.
Author's Note: Sorry it took so long but I got writer's block then as I explained before. I started thinking nobody read so I stopped writing all together. Rest assured that won't happen again. I'm working on chapter 7 as we speak or at least as I write so get ready for a new update. Remember Review and once again, I would like to thank you all for reading my story.