AN: Booyar!

New chapter. This one focuses mainly on Zoe and Viggo. Not many people realize that Viggo plays sort of a big role in the story. About as big as Yuri and Moby do.

Oh, you get your beloved chick fight, as promised.

Chapter 7: Collision

Viggo hopped into the car. A big green van with the letters "SSX" spray painted on the sides.

Viggo hadn't shaved, his hair was a mess, and he wore an old beat up shirt. Zoe jumped into the passenger seat, Yuri running and getting in the back.

"…You look like shit." Zoe said, looking Viggo up and down.

"I do? Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me." Viggo said a slight slur to his voice. Yuri leaned up into the front seat.

"…Someone drinking?" Yuri asked, looking around. Zoe looked at Viggo.

Viggo tried to crank up the car, before he could Zoe smacked the keys out of his hand.

"You're drunk." She said, shoving him against the car door.

"No, I'm not! I am fine! Just got a bit of a…hangover, yeah one of those." Viggo snatched the keys back.

"You…um, you smell like you are drunk." Yuri whispered, Viggo and Zoe both turned to look at her.

"Shut up!" they both yelled in unison.

"What? He does? God, don't get all snippy with me!" Yuri sat back in her seat, pouting. Zoe ignored her.

"You aren't driving me around in this van like that, Swede." Zoe said, "Give me the keys."

"You mean us" Yuri raised her hand.

"Nope, I mean me. I figure if you get in a car crash, it might make Griff more attracted to you." Zoe smirked.

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Yuri yelled.

"Look at you, ever since you and the runt started schmoozing together, you have become like the newest 'Living Dead Girl'." Zoe said, getting out of the car, Yuri followed her.

"No I haven't! So what if I changed my cloths a bit, Griff likes to let me wear his bracelets and stuff." Yuri followed Zoe around the car like a lost puppy. Zoe opened the driver's seat and threw Viggo onto the snow.

"Heeeey, that's COLD" Viggo hopped up. "Fine, you wanna drive? Goooo ahead!" Viggo flicked his wrist and hopped into the backseat.

Taking a moment to ignore Yuri, Zoe chuckled and looked at Viggo. "You know, based on what most of the fans…and the riders think about your sexual preference." Zoe laughed, "flipping your wrist like that is just making the hole deeper."

Zoe looked back to Yuri, "So? Doesn't mean you need to change your whole attitude."

Yuri huffed and hopped in the backseat next to Viggo.

Zoe hopped in the driver's seat, cranked up the car and began to drive down the hill.

Viggo began singing a song in French.

"…I thought you were Swedish." Zoe said, looking in the rearview mirror. It was surprisingly easy for her to drive with one leg in a cast.

"It's Allegra's faaaavorite song." Viggo sung it even louder, Yuri rolled her eyes.

"…O…kay. What the fuck did I miss now?" Zoe raised an eyebrow.

Yuri butted in, "Apparently, there is some massive love triangle or something. Well, that's what Atomika told me."

Zoe sighed, "Jeez, can't you kids just keep it in your pants? It seems like everywhere I turn there's some sort of drama."

"Like with you and Drum?" Yuri said.

Zoe hit the brakes. Hard.

Viggo and Yuri both collided into the back of the front seats.

"Ow!" Yuri said, rubbing her forehead. "What the hell was that for?"

Zoe looked back at her, "What do you mean between me and Drum?"

Yuri blinked, "Um, you know. He allegedly tried to kill you in the Snow God challenge, then you had sex with him, then Moby got really jealous…"

Zoe cut Yuri off, "Wait wait wait, Moby got jealous?"

"Yeah, I mean, he does tell me things." Yuri trailed off.

"…Like?" Zoe tilted her shades down, looking Yuri in the eye.

"Nothing really, you know. He just really doesn't like Drum. I don't see why…well, the fact that he slept with his ex-girlfriend might have a little bit to do with it." Yuri shrugged.

"You have GOT to be shitting me." Zoe hit the gas and kept driving. "Moby is such a fucking baby."

Yuri sat up, "Hey! He is not. He is just hurt, you know."

"Yeah, right. Hurt." Zoe rolled her eyes, pushing her shades up.

Yuri began to look angry, "Come on! You dumped the guy! He has the right to feel a LITTLE hurt. I mean, haven't you ever been dumped?"

Zoe didn't answer.

"and on top of that, you went and banged the guy who he HATES." Yuri continued.

Zoe began to smirk, "You really think me and Drum did it, huh?"

Viggo coughed, Yuri shuffled.

"I'll take that as a yes." Zoe cracked her neck.

Silence.

"Well, did you?" Viggo spoke up.

"If you think we did, then we did. You aren't going to get a straight answer from me." Zoe smiled.

Yuri and Viggo sat back in their seats.

Viggo turned on his M-comm, tuning it to the Super pipe on Topsy Turvy.

"…Hey, weren't you supposed to be on this competition, Zoe?" Viggo asked, turning it up.

"I was, but Rahzel and The Council seem to think that I am not medically cleared yet. At least not enough to do a Super pipe." Zoe shrugged, "Whatever. They put me in a race that's going on later."

Yuri gulped, "Not that one on Ruthless Ridge, right?"

Zoe looked up. "Yeah…why?"

Yuri stumbled her words. Viggo finished them for her.

"Ruthless Ridge – One Heat. Racers: Zoe, Griff, Eddie, Me, Yuri, Nate, Moby." Viggo read the list off.

Yuri added a quiet nod.

"So, what's the problem?" Zoe asked shrugging.

"Moby is in that race. I mean…you know. MOBY." Yuri yelled to emphasize the point.

"So? It's a race. If he wants to be a little bitch during it, I will just knock him over and be done with it." Zoe barked.

Viggo shrugged, slumping back in his seat. "I am more interested in what's going on this M-comm."

Yuri and Zoe both stopped, looking at Viggo.

"Why is that?" Yuri asked.

"Oh…only because in about a minute or two, Elise and Kaori are going to collide in mid air." Viggo said, with a nod.

"Pfft. Yeah right. No one ever collides on TnT." Zoe laughed.

"Yeah, what makes you think that?" Yuri looked over his shoulder.

Viggo pointed. "That right there." Viggo pointed at the screen.

On the screen was Psymon, shirtless, in the front seat with the words "KICK HER ASS AND SHOW SOME TITS" scrawled across his chest in magic marker.

Atomika edged away from Psymon, who was ranting and raving like a lunatic.

"Did you REALLY have to write that on your chest? I mean come on man!" Atomika covered his eyes.

Psymon stood on the rail, watching the action. The teenage girls behind them, who had to have at least 10 piercing each, were almost fainting at the sight of their beloved Psymon Stark.

Elise was boarding hard; she jumped off of the lip of the pipe and did a few back flips, her eyes staying on Kaori, who was grinding along the rail.

"Ooooh come on! COME ON!" Psymon yelled, tugging on his hair.

Everyone fell silent; here was the moment of truth. Kaori jumped off of the rail, setting up to do her Pirorette Grind, Elise saw this, rocketed off her board and spun, performing the LaLaLa Lockstep.

Kaori couldn't react fast enough; Elise dove headfirst into Kaori, flinging them both into the snow.

"BOOYAH!" Psymon yelled, the rest of the crowd cheered.

Kaori laid on her back, breathing in and out, Elise was dug about a foot into the snow, trying to pull her head out.

"We have a collision! Elise slammed RIGHT into Kaori! Will either of them be able to finish the race?" Rahzel yelled into the mic, looking down at the pipe.

"…Mother…" Elise pulled her head out of the snow, looking around for her board.

Kaori stood up, shaking her head to get the daze off. Elise walked up and pushed her back down. "Stay down." Elise scoffed, picking up her board. Kaori swung her foot out, clipping Elise and sending her down into the snow, Kaori then scrambled over Elise's body to grab her own board.

Elise grunted, "You little…" Elise grabbed a fist full of Kaori's hair, causing her to let out a high pitched squeal.

Kaori assaulted Elise's ears with a long string of Japanese. Elise pushed her face into the snow then stood up, running for her board. Kaori got up, wiping snow from her hair and chased Elise.

"…You know, they look like they are fighting." Atomika said, tilting his shades down to get a better look.

Psymon looked back at him, "I know…AIN'T IT GREAT?"

Kaori tackled Elise to the ground, pinning her down. Elise slapped Kaori hard across the face; they rolled around in the snow for a bit, much to Psymon's delight.

Then a giant buzzer went off.

Time had run out.

Elise and Kaori both looked up at the clock, they had run out of time!

"…LOOK WHAT YOU DID?" Elise shoved Kaori off of her, standing up and dusting the snow off of her vinyl. "You got us BOTH DQed!"

Kaori looked around, "Me? You were the one who started it!" Kaori stomped the snow.

"You should've never hit me in the first place!" Elise said stepping closer.

Kaori stepped in towards Elise, before anything else could happen, SSX Officials, Atomika, Psymon, and Drum were prying the two girls apart.

This got major boos from the crowd. Rahzel announced that both of the girls had been disqualified due to the fact that time had run out.

Elise fumed all the way back to her seat at the top of the pipe, Atomika following her. Kaori didn't seem so mad, more frustrated.

Drum just had a blank looking expression on his face, "Did I miss something?"

Elise snapped at him, "Definitely not the dinner table, tubby."

"What the fuck? What the hell did I do to you?" Drum snapped before Rahzel stepped in.

"Elise, Kaori. Cool it." Rahzel took off his hat.

"The point of this pipe is to crash or finish, not get into an all out brawl on the snow. You two are suspended for 3 events."

Elise and Kaori wanted to say something, they instead nodded.

"Since you two disqualified yourselves. We are going to skip straight to the final. Psymon and J.P." Rahzel said, walking back to his booth.

"God... What am I going to do now?" Elise slumped back in her chair. Atomika looked between the two of them. "You two should apologize to each other."

They both looked at Atomika like he was on drugs.

"In case you haven't noticed, Spikes. You ain't the boss around here any more." Psymon interjected, putting his shirt back on.

"Still, I don't want even more shit hitting the fan back at the lodge. We already have Viggo and J.P, Drum and well…half of the roster…"

Drum looked up, "Hey!"

"Well, it's true." Atomika said, and then continued, "We don't need these two smacking the shit out of each other at every turn. Do we?"

Psymon thought about it. "Dude, two chicks slapping each other around? The odds that someone loses a shirt are like…really, really high."

Elise sighed then unzipped her top, letting her two biggest stars out for a quick second.

Psymon's hair stood up, Drum eyes looked like they were about to glaze over. Kaori blushed, J.P almost fainted.

"There, Happy?" Elise said, zipping her top back up.

Psymon grabbed Kaori by the arm and led her over to Elise. "Say you're sorry!"

Kaori pulled her arm away from Psymon, "Only if she says so, too!"

Elise extended her hand, "I'll apologize, but that doesn't mean this is over. Alright?"

Kaori thought about it, and then shook her hand. "Deal."

Psymon rolled his eyes, and then took off. "C'mon Frenchy! Time to play WWII. I'm Germany!"

Drum burst out laughing.

Everyone looked at him

"You didn't get the joke? You see in World War II …forget it."

Psymon and J.P took their place and began.

Elise started to whisper something into Atomika's ear. Atomika looked back at her and nodded. They both got up to leave.

"Where are you two going?" Drum asked.

"Back to the Lodge, No use for us to hang around." Elise smiled, leading Atomika to the way back to the snowmobile.

Drum looked over to Kaori. Kaori nodded.

"Figures." Drum shrugged. "Eddie is going to shit a brick."

Kaori looked up, "Yes. Should we tell him?"

"Nope. Best way to let stuff like this finish is to not get involved." Drum nodded. "Plus, knowing those two. They are going to screw up soon and Eddie will find out anyway."

Viggo had a brand new board slung over his shoulder, as he headed through the mall; he caught sight of Allegra, in a store across the lobby.

Viggo turned around, only to be greeted by Zoe and Yuri.

"Why aren't you going over there?" Zoe smirked; she had a new board and a bag with her.

Viggo shrugged, "Nunya." He tried to walk past them.

"Oh don't give me that 'You're too mad at her to talk' crap." Zoe slapped his back. "Get over it. And drinking yourself into a coma isn't going to solve a thing."

Yuri looked over at Allegra in the store. "Why is she buying…condoms?" Yuri blushed a bit.

Viggo turned around, "WHAT?" causing everyone in the lobby to look over at him.

Yuri cackled, almost falling over. "Bwahaha, you should've seen the look on your face!" Yuri laughed some more. When Viggo saw Allegra, all she was doing was picking out some CD's.

Zoe laughed, too. "Man. Come on. Go talk to her." Zoe pushed him a bit, Viggo snapped to look at her.

"Hey, I don't get caught up in what you and Drum have going on. Do I?" he said with a harsh tone.

"Well, No. Bu—"Zoe started

"But nothing. I don't bother with your relationships, so stay the fuck out of mine, alright?" Viggo turned around and began to walk away from them.

"Where are you going? The car park is this way?" Yuri asked, Viggo just waved them off. "I'll get my own ride."

Zoe shrugged, "Man, what a mean drunk." She looked down at Yuri, "What the hell is that?"

Zoe pointed at the bag Yuri had.

Yuri pointed at Zoe's bag. "What the hell is that?"

Zoe looked down at her bag, "Touché." She looked at her watch, "Come on. Let's head back."

They began to walk off, leaving Viggo. Viggo walked past the store Allegra was in, not even looking in the window. Instead he walked into another store.

Snowcap's Pub.

Viggo sat at the stool, leaning his board against it.

"Yo…barkeep. Vodka, no rocks. Straight up." The barkeep nodded, sliding a shot glass full of it at Viggo. Viggo picked it up and downed it and motioned for another.

"Yo…barkeep. …Leave the bottle."

The barkeep checked Viggo's I.D. He nodded, and left the bottle.

Viggo poured some vodka into the shot glass, looked at it. Then picked up the bottle and began to down it…

AN: Not much to say really. Been trying really hard to crank these chapters out as fast as I can, but now that school is out, I have less and less time to do so…if that makes any sense.

So, until next time.

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