Creative Wrapping
'I may not be too tightly wrapped, but at least my straightjacket is.'
Marik sighed heavily. "Honestly, you'd think they could come up with a new line of insulting."
"Hmm?" Malik asked, distracted by the episode of 'COPS' playing on the television. Since it had originally been recorded in English, he had to read the subtitles in order to understand what was going on.
"It's always something about how I'm insane," Marik explicated. "In fact, except for that one about your vegetarianism, I think yours have been, too."
"Pretty much," Malik grunted, most of his attention still focused on the television. "I guess the others don't have much in the way of an imagination."
A manic glint entered Marik's eyes; a glint which tended to make people who knew him well to tremble in terror at the mere sight of it. "Then maybe we should show them how creative we can be…"
Malik, of course, as his hikari, was immune to the insanity. A commercial came on and, interest freed from watching common criminals get caught, he turned to his koi, a slow grin spreading across his face. "Sounds like a good idea to me. And this show has given me lots of inspiration…"
Marik smirked.