Toys In Bishounenland
Saying and recipient courtesy of Sami, her review of Chapter 68.
'Your master has a stick up his ass, go fetch!'
Joey couldn't help himself. He snickered.
Seto glared. "I wouldn't have thought you'd think this was funny, Wheeler. Considering that this is yet another insult which implies you are my pet."
"But ya have ta admit it's a funny mental image, Seto," Joey said between chuckles.
Huffing, Seto folded his arms across his chest. "I don't have to admit anything of the sort," he said haughtily.
Joey snorted. "Shyeah, right," he mumbled under his breath.
Seto sent him a glare that could not only peel paint from the walls, but also blast through them, thus eliminating the need for paint in the first place.
It was no wonder his redecorating budget was so large.
"Besides, der's a number of ways ya could take dis," Joey said.
Interest peaked by the seductive gleam in his koibito's eyes, Seto couldn't help but ask, "What?" all the while cursing himself for a fool. He knew that look meant nothing but trouble.
Joey's grin widened into a smirk. "Well, personally I think 'stick' is a bit of a misnomer for a dildo – and I prefer da real t'ing, anyway – but we do have a few in our toybox."
Seto flushed, then snorted. "Ano… You are such a hentai."
Joey chuckled. "Takes one ta know one, ne…master?" He gave his lover a coy look from under his golden lashes, pretty much begging for something without words.
Something that Seto translated as, "I've been a bad, bad, dog…punish me, please?"
Ohhhh, yes…Seto growled – and pounced.
Master, ne? I'll show him master.