Chapter two of Modern. Eh. Enjoy it. I guess. I mean, it's I, Cat who is writing it. And we all know that NL is about 50 times better than me. So let's just pretend this chapter doesn't exist. I like that idea.

Disclaimer: Why yes. We're both Billionaires with money pouring out of our laps. And we'll take over the world with fan fiction. It's called S-a-r-c-a-s-m dears. Sarcasm.

Chapter two:If the buses had seatbelts(written by your's truly)

James hand shook as he clasped around the handle of the door. His whole body began to sweat as he twisted the knob. His heart began to beat faster and faster, and as he stepped forward, the floorboards creaked. The floorboards creaked so loudly that it echoed in the hallway.

"Damn."

"THIS IS THE LAST TIME POTTER! NOT YET! I'M STILL GETTING CHANGED!"

Potter hastily jumped away from the door and wandered into Lily's room instead. He flipped through the magazines, all Time, he kept in mind, and sat down on her bed. A rather spongy feeling, he noted. He stepped over some undergarments thrown on the ground and finally stopped at Lily's bedside table. On it were photos and memories of hers, everything from her riding a horse to graduating from Elementary School. Lily wandered into her room, green mask finally washed off her face, and Potter quickly ran over to her side.

"Were you going through my stuff?" questioned Lily.

"Of... of course not!" grinned James sheepishly. Lily shook her head and grabbed her bag and left the room. James ran after her as she entered the kitchen. Lily grabbed a piece of toast that her Mum had left her and scribbled down a note.

Nuisance… with me. Must. Take him out. Be back soon.

Love Lily xox

"So… what now?" asked Lily, munching on her bread.

"We go on our quest Evans!" shouted James with glee.

"Q-Qu-Q-Quest?" stuttered Lily. James nodded and from his back jean pocket grabbed a long roll of parchment and opened it. Lily's mouth dropped as she skimmed through the list.

"But this list is so long! We'd never finish it!" gasped Lily. James shook his head.

"Remember darling, 3 months." replied James as he also grabbed a piece of toast.

"James!" Lily grabbed the toast that James had just bitten into and places it back down on the plate. "I seriously didn't think you meant that we spend 3 months…" Lily's voice trailed off as she began reading some of the tasks that had to be completed. James smiled. Lily hadn't reacted whatsoever to him calling her darling.

"But it says it right here! Dumbledore wrote it at the bottom of the note!" James jabbed the parchment causing it to rip slightly.

"Well. Ok. Let me just change this note I wrote to mum then."

Nuisance… with me. Must. Take him out. Be back soon. Oh no. More like be back in 3 months. Head Girl Training!

Love Lily xox

"So. How do we go about this?" asked Lily as she walked towards the front door.

"Err. Seems to me that we just do the tasks in order, after all they seem to be in order." James studied the fine print but got distracted as his eye noticed a weird device. But before his hands had even managed to touch it Lily grabbed them away.

"That is a telephone, and come on; I want to get this done as soon as possible."

Lily dragged James into the front yard. She tapped her foot impatiently as James studied the parchment. She watched him fumble and, then finally drop the paper.

"I get excited easily," said James sheepishly as he read the first task that had to be completed. "Oh goody! Our first task is to learn 5 facts about each other that no one else knows." Lily groaned. This wasn't going to be easy. Lily and her best friend Emily Ford knew practically everything about each other. "And it says that we have to do it while riding on a double-decker bus! Oh my gosh; I always wanted to go on one of those!"

Lily seemed to have a knack of dragging James places. This time it was onto the top level of a bright red bus. As the bus slowly started up Lily grabbed on tight to the bar. "Fasten your seatbelts James! It's going to be a bumpy ride!"

"But, my seatbelts missing!"

"Buses don't have any! It's a figure of speech! Honestly James you can be so childish!" moaned Lily.

"And I love it! But what are you gonna do eh?" winked James.

"Don't wink at me like that. And don't go around calling me darling either." James' mouth dropped dramatically. "Mmm. I noticed. Don't think I didn't."

"B-b-but if we're going to be a happy married couple we have to have pet names!"

"PET NAMES! YOU'RE ALREADY CONSIDERING PET NAMES?"

"Well, there you go, one fact that you just learnt! Now it's my turn!"

"Er. Do you know I wear Orthotics?" James nodded. "I had a slug farm when I was 5?" James nodded again, but blushing this time.

"I have good hearing OK?" James shrugged.

"James, if you've stalked me half of your life we'll get no where." Lily sighed and sunk into her chair. She glanced down the street, and she saw a group of girls giggling and pointing at a few guys. She'd swap with them any time. Until her eye's focused on the group of men. Lily pointed. "Hey James…doesn't that look li-"

"CRAP! Hide me!" James dived under the chairs and did a commando roll. "Ew," moaned James from under the chair.

"What? And why'd you hide? It's just Sirius, Lupin and Peter."

"Gum! And I'm with you! They don't think I seriously like you. It's just a joke to them." Lily snorted. And clearly it was a joke to her too. She stood up and placed her hands to her hips. James needed to know something.

"You don't like me James. And I don't like you either. But if we work together we can be the best Head's Hogwarts has ever seen. Now come on. What's the next task?" Lily pulled James from under the chair as he whipped out the parchment.

"Spend one night together in camping conditions. Gear will be supplied at the following address." Read out James. "Well that seems easy enough."

"Oh no. No no no no." And with that Lily collapsed into her chair.

CAT: Yeah. So that's the end of chapter two. What next? Well we were sort of hoping that every chapter we get 25 reviews. So to make up for last chapter we're hoping for 50 reviews by the time we update with chapter three.

Won't you be a darl and make that possible? Please? If not, well we'll be happy anyway. Anyhow, if you like, you can submit task ideas that James and Lily can do in your review. Nameless and I will pick the two we like the most and they'll definitely be used in the story. Expect around 20 tasks? One each chapter? Let's hope that's how it goes.

That's all! And NL will be bringing you your next chapter! So be ready for great exciting adventures. :)

NL: NL's lame and loves A/N. Alright. The task idea thing is a really good idea, Cat. And doesn't everyone think that Cat is a heck of a lot better writer than me? I feel jealous. Now everyones gonna go 'Cat has splended writing! Her humor, and I especially love James.' Heh, excuse my jealousy. Alright you, I'll be bringing you the next chapter. -Punches air unenthusiastically-
Hooray for you.