The Bitch Is Back
Slogan and recipient courtesy of Gantaeno, her review of Chapter 1.
"'I have P.M.S and E.S.P, that makes me a bitch who knows everything,'" Isis stated.
Shadi's pupiless eyes widened. This would teach him to ask Isis what the T-shirts she received said. "You're kidding?"
Green, stormy eyes turned his way. "No," Isis said, voice clipped.
Shadi shivered at the look on her face. He would not want to be the person Isis took her anger out on.
But he'd best make sure…
"So, who are you going to hit in return?" he asked.
Isis pondered that for a moment. "Hmm… Well, my brother and Marik got both Pegasus J. Crawford and Mokuba Kaiba."
One of Shadi's eyebrows rose up and disappeared into his turban. "Both of them?"
Isis nodded grimly. "Yes. They decided that since it had been awhile since they hit anybody, that they could hit two people."
Shadi blinked, then shrugged.
"Mokuba went after Bonz, and he got both Marik and Malik, who passed the same insult along to Pharaoh Atemu," Isis continued. She knew that the Pharaoh was going by 'Yami' now, but she'd spent half of her former lifetime calling him Atemu, and old, old, old habits died hard.
"They passed along the same insult?" Shadi asked incredulously. Marik and Malik were rather lazy, but they tended to pick out their own insults. Then he paused to think. "Does this have anything to do with that new doormat you have at your apartment?"
Isis' lips quirked up of their own accord. "Yes, it does."
"Ah," Shadi said knowingly. "But who did the Pharaoh get?" he asked curiously.
"Pegasus again," Isis replied. "And his servant, Croquet, went after Master Yugi."
Shadi's brow furrowed. "Croquet? I didn't know he was in the game."
Isis shrugged. "This was the first insult he sent." She smirked. "It was a rather funny one." Snickering, she added, "They all were."
Curiosity aroused, Shadi smiled invitingly. "Why don't you tell me all about them…" he said.
Eyes bright with laughter instead of rage, Isis said, "Oh, I plan to, beloved, I plan to…"