Sorry, It took so long. The holidays and stuff. You know. Anyway, This, My friends is what you all have been waiting for! Who was it? Oh no! You can't stand the tension? It was… It was… It was..
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Raven… Robin thought mournfully. Why? Why do I know why? I know why she left… Because-
"Hello, Friends!" Kori burst through the closed doors of the Titans' headquarters.
"Will you quit it?" Robin scowled at the bright and bubbly Kori,
"Enough of the "friend" this and "friend" that! We know already!"
Kori dropped the heavy baggage on the floor and began rummaging through them,
"Yeah, Well. Got kind of like a habit." She pulled out some items out of the bags and stared at the labels,
"'Kay, B.B Got you extra large pack of low fat Tofu, And Cyborg, I got us a medium chicken, Then I got things for me… And Robin, Got you that Photo Frame you wanted."
"Thanks, Kori." Robin sighed,
Koriand'r pulled out a short halter-neck dress and held it against herself,
"Yeah, Yeah. Thank me later! I got a par-tee to go to!"
With that she heaved a bunch of bags and struggled toward her bedroom.
Robin was left with nothing else but the fake vroom of cars and the cheering of the 3D crowd on the television set.
"Oi! Man, You cheated! Why d'they even have a super blasting cannon on this?"
Cyborg cried.
"They don't." Robin sighed, "Beast Boy downloaded a customising patch from Teletext Game-On last night."
Cyborg cuffed Beast Boy around the head and smirked,
"Listen, B.B. I know it's hard… It's hard to win me…But, no customising-what-sit is gon' help you beat the BOMB!"
Robin fixed his eyes on the plasma-TV screen and watched as Cyborg's blue and silver Mini clashed with Beast Boy's green and black Ferrari.
"No way! Get off me, Dude!" Beast Boy cried desperately.
Cyborg sneered as the finishing line appeared on the right hand side of the screen, his thumb pressed the 'X' button furiously before his Mini sped ahead of Beast Boy's flash Ferrari and won the virtual race.
Cyborg threw his arms up in victory, Beast Boy hung his head in shame and Robin… rolled his eyes and laughed at the stupidity.
"Right, I'm makin' lunch. Our lunch! B.B you cook your own 'Extra Large pack of low fat Tofu'"
Cyborg cackled.
Beast Boy rolled his eyes and crossed his arms.
"Oh, Ha! You know I don't cook!"
Cyborg snatched up the packet of Tofu, studied the base of the pack , and sneered,
"You don' have to!" He shoved the rear end of the packet into Beast Boy's face and pointed to a small orange icon,
"It's microwave friendly!"
Beast Boy hated cooking his own meals; whether it was 'microwave friendly' or not! He had other important stuff to do,
"I can't! Robin promised me we could go get Pizza!"
He looked at Robin desperately and secretly begged him to go along with his fake date; But Robin just shook his head and laughed,
"Your on your own, kiddo!" He sneered getting up from the sofa and brushing himself down,
"I gotta go help the Salvation Army with some details for finding Raven… Chao."
Beast Boy gave Robin a sideward glance,
"Your gonna help a load of Christians find Raven?"
Cyborg slapped Beast Boy lightly on the head, trying to look serious but secretly laughing,
"Beast Boy! Don't make fun of other's cultures!"
Cyborg scolded and waved to Robin,
"Good luck, Man!" He called the he said to Beast Boy, "He's gonna need it if he does find her."
Beast Boy tipped his head to the side,
"Huh?"
"Well, Innit' obvious?" Cyborg sighed as he fiddled with the gas,
Beast Boy furrowed his eyebrows,
"No." He said checking the Tofu Packet for the microwave settings,
"Well, Would you run away just so you could be found?"
Beast boy raised his right eyebrow,
"No. But, She wouldn't leave for no reason!"
"Exactly!" Cyborg laughed while washing his hands under the sink,
"So… what would be that reason?" Beast Boy asked, adjusting the minutes on the microwave,
"Well, I have a hunch that it's something to do with Robin…"
Cyborg sighed, pulling the ready-made chicken stuffing out of the cupboard,
"Oh yeah? What makes you say that?" Beast Boy sniffed popping the Tofu in the microwave,
"Well, I guess he's the one acting most effected, innit? It's been a month now." Cyborg muttered while stuffing the chicken,
"I know what you mean… You, Me and Starf-I mean Kori- pretty much got over it." Beast Boy muttered, shutting the microwave's door.
"We have to do something!" Cyborg sighed and pushed the chicken into the cooker.
"I agree!" Beast Boy cried as he pressed the 'start' button.
"Hmm…I know!" Cyborg laughed as he closed the cooker's door,
"LET'S BE DETECTIVES!" They cried together.
"Um, Hey, Cy, Bee! The two boys turned to see a girl standing in the door way…
"Hi, Kori."
"Well, What do you think?"
Koriand'r giggled and started twirling around in the door way, Showing off all her jewellery to Beast Boy and Cyborg,
"Great…" They sighed. They just weren't really interested,
"Where are you off to?" Cyborg asked trying to sound like he really wanted to know,
"What's-her-name's party of course! Catch you laters!"
Kori laughed turning on her heels,
"Yeah… Bye." Beast Boy and Cyborg mumbled, They watched her skip through the corridor and out of the front-door
"So… How about… Poirot and Hastings?"
"No! Hastings is dumb! Poirot and Japp!" Beast Boy cried, "And you can be Poirot 'cause he's fat!"
"Yeah, Thanks for that." Cyborg rubbed his upper lip, "We don't have moustaches though!"
Beast boy tapped his chin and peered up at the ceiling… He had an idea!
Beast Boy grinned and ran off down the corridor,
"Oi! Where you goin'?" Cyborg called. He sighed and sat down on the sofa and waited for Beast Boy. Less than a minute later Beast Boy reappeared with an enormous, black plastic bag,
"Here we are!" He laughed reaching into the bag, He pulled out a small ginger fake moustache for himself, And a larger dark brown moustache for Cyborg.
"Cool, Huh?" Beast Boy grinned as he fixed the fake bit of hair to his lip.
"Yeah!" Cyborg laughed wriggling his nose, "I have hair!"
Beast Boy pulled something else out of the bag, it was a small brown overcoat, and he slipped it on and grinned,
"Chief Inspector Japp, at your service!" He reached back into the bag and brought out a large black tuxedo, a monocle and a handkerchief.
"Here you are!" Beast Boy passed the items to Cyborg, who ginned and pulled on the tuxedo, fixed the monocle to his right eye and folded the handkerchief to fit in the pocket on the left side on the tuxedo.
"There, Perfect, Monsieur." He laughed,
"Come, 'ercule, We have a mystery to solve!"
"It's Hercule, Japp, Hercule!"
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Well, Now you know! Sorry it took so long! Hope you are still interested. Anyway, This is my longest yet… It think. So, I do the next as soon as I can. (Oh, I change my Penname… I think.)
