Double The Trouble
You two must share a brain. That would explain why each of you is only a half-wit.
Para and Dox stared down at the twenty-two piece handmade jigsaw puzzle that they had just spent half an hour assembling.
"This is bad," Para said, voice tight with annoyance.
"I am very mad," Dox agreed angrily. He struck out viciously at the puzzle, sweeping it off the edge of the table and into the nearby wastebasket.
"What are we going to do?" Para asked, turning to his brother – after giving the now once-again-disassembled puzzle a scathing glance.
Dox's face scrunched up in thought. "I am uncertain; you?" he offered finally.
"We should get someone back," Para said decisively.
"But who? We do not know who sent this piece of crap," Dox pointed out.
Nodding thoughtfully, Para mused, "True; I do not know who would this send."
Dox shrugged. "Let's just get another idiot, then."
After thinking for a moment, Para suggested. "A blonde, perhaps?" He grinned lasciviously. "With a large rack."
Dox frowned, then brightened and snapped his fingers. "Do you mean Mai?"
"Mai Valentine," Para confirmed.
A slow grin spread across Dox's face. "She is lovely," he conceded.
"Busty," Para added with a smirk, pantomiming a large 'chest.'
The twin brothers' twin leers turned into simultaneous frowns. "And gay," they chorused.
"Actually," Para added after a moment, remembering the blond 'puppy' she'd once been so enamored of (before Seto Kaiba had gotten his claws into him), "I think she's bi."
"But she's dating that Téa girl, not a guy," Dox pointed out.
Para sighed, face scrunched up into a frown as he nodded. "So…we get her and then sit back…"
"…relax," Dox continued, adding in his own rhyme.
"And watch the fireworks," they said simultaneously, grins stretching from ear to ear.
"If you can't date them…" Dox started.
"…prank them!" Para finished triumphantly.