Chapter Seven: Awkward Situations

Sephiroth dragged the little kitten all the way back to the lift.
It was utterly due to fate he had met her at the 29th floor.
Purely coincidental, he had just finished handling some
matters over at the materia department (The Authorization
of Regenerating MAKO with materia) when he witnessed
two guards shoving a small janitor. The situation had
caught his attention and the janitor's reaction was rather
familiar. "He" had actually talked back to authority
(complete with big arm actions) and glared them down.
It was then The General recognized her.

In fact, she had been crafty enough to pull through all the
guards on that floor. What was security doing these days?
What would the laundryman be collecting in the MATERIA
department? Radioactive chemical stained rags? Of course
not, such air-headed fools they were. The guards that had
greeted him earlier were whispering quietly to which provoked
his temper. He turned and gave them a death-threatening
glare and merely stated, "He's coming to pick some laundry,"
and proceeded towards the lift. His kitten had almost gotten
her toys in a moment and would have caused serious havoc
if not for the fact he was there. Then her identity would have
been revealed…

The silence between them was decorated with occasional
"Hmmph"s and "Keh"s, pouting and more sulking. Yuffie's
hands were wriggling as if they were yearning to scratch
someone out. Her legs were itching to pounce; currently one
of them was tapping the floor. Her face contorted to several
weird expressions, unable to refine her emotions properly.
Reaching to the highest level, he tossed her over his
shoulder, knowing she would not budge from her position.
She gave in obediently, head bouncing slightly behind his
back while he strode his way into the apartment.

Despite acting sullen that she had been caught, she was
actually more anxious due to the fact the General had caught
her personally and about her soon-to-come punishment. She
waited restlessly, fidgeting to keep her mind busy. He had
planted her in front of the desk again and stood in front of
her like a towering statue. Then in a split second, she caught
his shadow moving forward, squinted her eyes in dread. Her
whole body flinched when she felt his breath hover her
mouth and opened her eyes, only to stare into emerald eyes
that mocked her. "You're an awfully creative one, aren't you?"
He hissed near her mouth. He was too close.

Artfully he slowly blinked his eyes, turned around and
smiled evilly at poor Mr. Oaks who was still tied up. "You are
not to breathe a word about this." With that, he chucked the
real janitor out of the room, leaving the old man to untie himself.

Sephiroth studied her over. Indeed she had fooled those
guards with that baggy uniform. She looked positively like a
boy, if not for certain distinct features such as an elfin body
and pixie face structures. A pretty boy, if one was to be crude.
He could place her in the gay sector and no one would notice.
A fine idea one which he could watch her while on duty. With
that conclusion, he cupped her chin and pulled it upwards.

Zack had finished training and was heading to Sephiroth's
apartment (despite being not permitted to and not on
laundry service). Not only did he remember the previous day's
encounter, he was ecstatic to find out what the girl was doing
currently. Stepping out of the lift, he found a half-naked man
wriggling like a dead fish and a grin broke out of his face.
Things were looking interesting from the sight of this. Quickly,
he untied the knots and set the frightened man free (who ran
for his life). Zack was thrilled to find out what was behind that
door. Promptly, he executed the lock combination to Sephiroth's
door and pushed open to find Sephiroth leaning towards the girl
with a hand on her chin.

Awkward situations, why was he always caught in them?

Yuffie was certain Sephiroth was about to kiss her.
Zack was certain Sephiroth was going to kiss her.
Sephiroth glanced towards the door, arched an eyebrow
towards Zack and then whispered to Yuffie's mouth,
"…You look like a boy."

And paused, letting the fact sink into her.

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