PMS
Kagura Sohma
"Moooom! Helppp meeeee!" Came a muffled cry from Kagura's room. Her mother ran worriedly to her room, hoping it wasn't a robber… MAYBE IT WAS A RAPIST! After all, Kagura-chan did like to keep her window open at night… Oh dear, she was about to find her daughter, slaughtered! Poor, whimpering and-
But instead, she found Kagura in her bed not moving.
"Kagura-chan! What's wrong honey!" Her mother asked, quickly, going to her side of the bed and squeezing her hand tightly.
"Well, Mommy… Well…" Kagura began, looking straight to the ceiling.
"KAGURA! You will never leave your window open again, okay? I'm so sorry I didn't think of it before, sweetie…" Her mother told her, whilst hugging her.
"AHHH MOM STOOOOP! What is wrong with you? The only thing that's wrong is that my back is in such pain that I can't even move, and you just worsened it when you hugged me!" Kagura said as she began wailing incredibly loud.
"EEEAHHH! What's wrong my littleKaguraaa…" Kagura's mother looked at her daughter sadly.
"What the hell is going on in here? Jesus…" Rin said as she peeked into Kagura's room, then walked away to the bathroom.
" sniff... MOM Rin-san hates me!" Kagura was kicking and screaming in her bed. Her mother was hopelessly trying to calm her down with her arms outstretched. Rin, who heard this from the bathroom, rolled her eyes.
"You know you're just PMSing, you baka." She screamed from outside the door.
"Lunch is served!" Tohru exclaimed from in the kitchen. Shigure ran to the table, followed by Yuki and Kyo walking slowly.
"Ahhh my flower! What have you made for us today?" Shigure asked enthusiastically. Yuki stared him down and Shigure innocently raised his shoulders.
"I have made beef soup! You know, the one that Haru enjoys…" Tohru told him, pointing her finger to the ceiling.
"Oh flower! Have you never realized that Kyon-Kichi likes all your meals better than Hatsuharu-kun?" Shigure laughed. Tohru cutely looked around, much too naive to understand what Shigure was talking about.
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, BAKA! STOP CALLING ME SILLY NAMES!" Kyo demanded, red as a chili pepper. He punched Shigure's cheek with extreme force. Shigure fell to the floor with a thud.
"Oh noo… I'm sorry. I guess Kyo-kun does not like beef soup… Gomen nasai…" Tohru said, nostalgically. Before Kyo could reply, Yuki said something.
"There goes that baka neko, messing everything up again." He said calmly sipping his herbal tea. Kyo was balling his fist and about to reply but was interrupted again by someone different this time.
"Kyo-kun?" The timid voice asked.
'KAGURA!' Everyone thought.
"Urrm… BYEIHAVETOGOBUYUHH…MILK!" Kyo said as he began dashing out the door.
"Oh. Okay." Kagura simply said. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Urr Kagura… You aren't going to chase me?" asked Kyo, who had run all the way back because this was all too curious. She shook her head as she closed her eyes. She began crying.
"I'm no longer attracted to you, Kyo-kun, I'm afraid." She told them with a sad frown.
"Oh… Well… umm…" Kyo stuttered. Truly, Kyo was rejoicing. He very well couldn't say that though.
"Well, Kagura-san, is there anything I can get you to eat?" Tohru asked sweetly.
"HECK YES THERE IS! GIVE ME PICKLES NOWWWW!" She became her normal self, screaming and all. The only strange thing was that she was crying at the same time.
"Uhmm… Gomen, Tohru. Could you get me pickles though? Don't know what just came over me. I'm having a problem todayy..." Tohru nodded slowly, because she was very confused…
"Kagura-san, why are you crying?" Yuki asked, handing her a hankie. She refused it.
"I'm not sure, Yun-chan… (Yuki wondered why she called him that…) I've been crying and my back's been hurting and I've been eating pickles… Oh it's all just soo strange…" She said, still sobbing powerfully. Tohru ran to the table with her head low, serving the pickles to Kagura. She grabbed the plate and swallowed eight of them without chewing once.
"Kagura-san! You'll choke if you do that!" Yuki told her, while he lightly touched her sleeve and gazed into her eyes. His eyes were such a clear purple… How beautiful he was when he worried for her!Actually... He was always so beautiful!
'Ohh Yun-chann! I guess I've always kind of beenattracted to you!' She blushed and cried harder. Yuki seemed like he had lost hope.
"YUN-CHAAAAN STOOOP! I LOVE YOU, OKAY? JUST… GO AWAY!" Kagura yelled and began kicking the table. It fell over. She paused, resumed her crying,and stomped to the front door.
'What is she going on about…?' Yuki wondered…
When Kagura opened the door to leave, she found a dark girl standing outside.
"Hello… Is everything alright here?" Hanajima asked, while looking down.
"No. Come inside." Kagura yelled while crying. She pulled Hana-chan inside with force.
An hour later, Kagura and Hana were still talking about depression.
"I just feel like… No one wants me in the world." Kagura confided.
"Everyone feels like that sometimes." Hana told her.
"But I feel so confused and alone!" Kagura tried.
"But you're not. Look where you are, surrounded by the people you love." Hana told her, holding her hands.
"Oh Hana-chan… You've helped me so much! WAHH" Kagura leaned into Hana's dark mauve shirt and sobbed. Hana mouthed to Tohru that Kagura would be okay. Tohru smiled and nodded.
"Hanajima-san… You are my idol! I want to be just like you!" Kagura told her with wide eyes. Hana nodded, not knowing what to say.
Kagura rushed to the mall after being consoled by Hana. She realized only now, how silly of her! It was her and Yun-chan that were meant to be, not her and Kyo-kun! What a silly joke. And he would only love her if she was perfect, like Hanajima-sensei! So that was why Rin wore dark clothes too... She tried on a very dark black dress and bought it. She bought many otherdark things. She wore it home and replaced the heart-shaped photo frame with a picture of Kyo-kun in itwitha pictureof Yuki-kun. Rin asked Kagura what was wrong with Kagura-chan's brain today and Kagura wept and slammed her now darkbluebedroom door.
'Hana-sensei… We were destined to meet and become best friends… Yun-chan… I love you so much… You're so handsome…' She said before falling asleep under her new black bed sheet.
THE NEXT MORNING
"WHAT THE HELLLL!" Kagura yelled once again in her house. Her mother ran to her room, knowing not to expect rapists this time.
"sigh What's wrong, Kagura-chan?"
"Why am I wearing these… Gothic clothes?" Kagura asked, disgusted. She noticed her bed and much of her room was different too.
"I don't know Kagura… You were very mad last night, and you kept saying something about 'Hana-sensei' or something…" her mother told her.
"Really? I don't know any Hanas… AND WHAAAAT IS THAT!" She said, pointing at a heart framed photo of Yuki-kun. It was supposed to be Kyo-kun in there!
"You were also saying something about how you loved Yun-chan last night, I think." Her mother replied.
"No no no. I think you didn't hear right, Mother. I love Kyo-kun!" Kagura insisted. Rin looked in Kagura's bedroom and peeked in to speak with Kagura.
"Kagura. When you get PMS, one of the symptoms is memory loss. Just so you know." She told her. Rin walked away, rolling her eyes.
"Mom, I think something's wrong with Isuzu-san today…" Kagura whispered to her mother. Her mother shook her head and closed her eyes.
"Daughter, I believe it is you who has any kind of problem. Now, come have some breakfast, okay?" Kagura looked confused.
Heehee! This one is definetly not as funny as the other one, but still quite funny. Thanks for reading, I know this one was pretty long…
Bye! Until next time! ;)