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SAKI HANAJIMA

"Hold still please, Megumi." Hanajima asked roughly. She was dressing him up in a pink dress with blue ribbons in his hair. He felt (and looked) like an idiot.

"Saki-chan… I'll ask one last time… What are you doing…" Megumi asked as he squirmed in the dress. She held him tightly, looked into his eyes. She frowned, then went back to her work, and never replied.

"Saki, I thought you only liked dark colours…" He asked quietly.

"…Megumi, please close your mouth now." Saki replied curtly. Megumi sighed, and then began to sulk.

LATER ON

"Mother, I am going shopping with the girls. I'll be back around one." Saki said, as she trotted down the stairs. Her mother peeked from the stairs to find Hanajima wearing a sky blue tank top with a jean skirt. Her hair was in two pigtails secured with two pink ribbons.

"Dear, are you feeling alright today?" She asked, politely. Saki shook her head no.

"I'll be back later." Hanajima repeated.

"Oh, I sort of would have liked for you to watch Megumi-chan, I'm going out later on and" Her mother was saying before being interrupted.

"I DON'T CARE!" Saki exclaimed. She felt her breathing pattern change quickly and looked at her balled up fists. She began to have a coughing fit. What was wrong with her, today?

"A… Ano… Maybe you should go out, actually…" Mrs. Hanajima suggested. As she finished saying this, Hanajima slowly marched out the door and waved her hand behind her. The mother gulped. As she watched her daughter skip down the driveway (very unusual…), her son was carefully walking down the stairs in a flowing pink sash-like dress. He had pigtails in his hair, and was wearing yellow eyeliner. His nails were light green. The mother began laughing as she collapsed to the floor. Megumi was not amused.

"My daughter and my son have finally turned into normal teenagers… Well, sort of scary ones, but nonetheless! I won't have to keep buying all those black clothes now!" Mrs. Hanajima said. Megumi sighed.

"How can you women wear this stuff on your eyes? It bothers me…" He said, scratching his eyelids. His mother went up to him and gave him a great big hug. She laughed. Megumi cleared his throat.

"Mom, you do know this is your favorite pashmina I'm wearing. Saki sewed it up so it would make a dress for me. I think she's sick today or something." Megumi told her. She instantly stopped laughing.

On the way to meet the girls, Saki noticed she had been eating chocolate.

'What is wrong with me …' she asked herself, as she stared at the piece of chocolate. She threw it on the ground and began to sob. She sat on the pavement and cried so loud, she could have sworn she heard some dogs bark. Suddenly, she stopped.

'I sense Tohru waves!' she thought. She got up, jogged to the area where the Tohru waves were coming from. Tears streamed down her face, and suddenly, she saw Tohru from the back. She ran up to her, and gave her a great big hug. The girl yelped loudly.

"TOHRU-CHAAAAAN…" Saki sobbed loudly. The girl turned around and was not Tohru. She appeared to be very frustrated.

"You freak! Who the heck are you? My name is Lin Wei, so what the hell… Who's this Tohru person you speak of! See, this is why I hate walking on this street, something bad always happens! RAH, and now look what you've done, you baka person! I've missed my job interview! Go bug someone else, okay? Thanks for making this day the worst one in my life!" The girl said, as she too began to sob. She ran to the bus terminal. Saki was despaired. Even her powers were defective. She sat on the sidewalk and reflected upon all this for a while.

EVEN LATER ON

The policeman on duty found a girl who looked a lot like this Saki Hanajima character he was supposed to find near a dumpster downtown. She looked half dead.

"Excuse me, ma'am… Would you happen to be Miss Saki Hanajima…?" He said, waiting for an answer. She slowly turned her head towards him, smiling.

"A girl missed her job interview because of my stupidity, a man gave me money and a beggar tried to rape me. Do I look like bleeping Hanajima Saki to you?" She said still smiling. He seemed horrified.

"A…Ano… Well…" He stared at the frail girl. Her tank top's skinny strap was falling off her shoulder, and she appeared to b slightly drunk. A bottle of rum sat beside her. Where she got that, he did not know. She giggled scarily as she crawled towards him. He stepped back.

"I… I'm armed, little lady! Don't you try anything!" He told her, lightly touching his gun. He was afraid.

"Take me home, honey." She said, jumping into his arms. He caught her, and she seemed to be fast asleep. He blushed and slapped his face. He saw that this was indeed the girl he was looking for. He threw her over his shoulder.

"Stu… Stupid kids. This discourages me to have any ever…"

Yeehaw! Sorry I haven't updated in sooo long. I was on vaction for Spring Break, So I needed a little break, you know? Anyway, I'll be updating Lovely America later on… So sorry for the wait!

Until next time.