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Chap: Who's getting married?

Scene change: back outside, the garden house, about two hours after Rosette went to talk to the Abbess

Chrono blinked at Rosette. "I beg your pardon?"

The extremely flustered nun tried to tell him again. "Sister Kate—marriage—wedding---dresses—do you---I mean—ah, crap!" That was actually more coherent than the first time she'd spoken.

He glanced over to the elder to see if he had made any better sense of that than him. The old man shook his head bemusedly as he swept the floor. He and Chrono were currently in the process of cleaning up the mess inside the house to make a livable space for the new couple. The devil put down the trashed bed he was carrying single-handedly out of the garden house and came over to her side. "Rosette? Take deep breathes and try to calm down. Now what are you saying about a wedding?"

Poor Rosette's brain was in a tizzy. "Sister Kate wants a wedding. In the chapel. With bridesmaids! Puke-pink dresses, flowers, and everything!"

His eyebrows went up in shock. "Sister Kate? What about the Order?"

"She said it was jake, gonna be a specialist."

"Really?"

"Train a few months then head back out in the field," she dazedly went on.

"I would have thought she was getting to old for that," he muttered under his breath. He spoke his next thought louder. "So what now?"

"Be as we are, and this too," she replied.

"What?"

"I said we'd be as we were, and now this too."

Okay, now he was confused. "What are you saying?"

"That's what I told the Abbess about us."

"Oh." That was actually pretty poetic, for Rosette. "Now what about the wedding?"

Rosette couldn't help her surprise. "You want to have a wedding?"

"Well, its her wedding, I don't really see what I'd have to do with it."

She frowned in confusion. "What?"

"Sister Kate, you said she's having a wedding, right?"

"Yes, and you have everything to do with it, you're the reason why she's having it!"

He frowned in confusion. "Huh? Why would I be the reason for it?"

"Because you slept with me!"

"How the hell does my sleeping with you have anything to do with Sister Kate having a wedding?"

"She's having the wedding for us!"

"What, in our honor or something?"

Rosette was convinced her partner had officially become brain dead, so she spoke in a voice normally reserved for the mentally ill. "No. She's having the wedding for us."

"Then, who is she marrying?"

"Us, you idiot!"

Chrono reeled back in shock. "What! She's marrying us?"

"You don't want her to marry us?"

"I thought the order was against polygamy!"

Rosette stared at him with frustrated confusion. "What are you talking about? And will you shut up, old man!"

The elder was currently in the process of laughing so hard, tears came from under his goggles.

"You said that Sister Kate wants to marry us, right?"

It suddenly dawned on Rosette what the problem was. "She wants to marry us to each other, you idiot, not us to her!"

"Oh. Then who is she getting married to?"

"She's not marrying anybody!"

"But you just said she was marrying us!"

"No! She's going to perform the ceremony to marry us, not actually marry us!"

"Then why's she having a wedding?"

"The wedding is for us!"

"Its for us?"

With great force of will, Rosette restrained herself from killing her future husband. Apparently, Chrono had no knowledge of human marriage customs. "A wedding is the ceremony of two people getting married. She's going to organize it and then perform the ceremony to marry you to me and me to you," she ground out between clenched teeth. "Understand?"

"Ohhh," he said thoughtfully. Suddenly the look on his face changed to confused surprise. "We're getting married?"

Rosette broke out the guns at this point.

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Two hours later……

Chrono privately thanked god that he was back in his real form. If he hadn't been, Rosette might have truly killed him with that last little argument. It had taken some doing, but he eventually managed to calm her down enough to get a full explaination out of her. Once he'd understood the situation, he had gone to inform the Abbess that he would be more than happy to marry Rosette, and honored that she would perform the ceremony. He had also inform the nun that according to demon laws, he and Rosette were already the equivalent of married. Once you mated with a breeder, you were hers for as long as you lived. Only death could break that bond.

Word had spread like wildfire across the abbey. No one really knew what to think about all of this. No one had ever heard of a human marrying a demon before. Hearing this, Rosette had cheerfully replied that there was a first time for everything.

Some of the sisters were trying to stop the preparations, threatening to go to the Inquisition board. Sister Kate had curtly informed them that if they had a problem with it, they were more than welcome to transfer to the San Francisco or Chicago Orders. That shut up the majority, and those that were still disgruntled were asked to see Father Remington immediately.

The wedding was scheduled for two weeks from now. She had wanted something simple, nothing too fancy, but the other sisters wouldn't hear of it. The size of the cake alone threatened to create a world record. The dress was being worked on by some of the best seamstresses the abbey had, and the militia men had been drafted for decoration detail.

All in all, things were going surprisingly well.

Except for Rosette.

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