Kogorou's Haiku Bar
One, two, three, four beers.
Ran's dad keeps interrupting.
So, she gives him more.
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Cans scattered on desk.
Soon, Ran cleans up all the trash.
What is she, a maid?
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Kogorou falls well!
Dart after dart—doesn't hurt?
He's had some practice.
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Solves cases through trance?
More like Ran's boyfriend drugged you.
"Sleeping Detective."
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Judo training failed.
But his daughter's a black belt.
How did that happen?
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Passed out on the floor.
What happened to Mouri-san?
There's no more sake!
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Most urgent crisis!
He desperately needs beer!
Bye, Ran's college fund.
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Successes galore.
Kogorou's won fame and cash.
Still Ran, Conan starve.
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What's with the ashtray?
It's way past overflowing.
Mama don't work here.
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Wife left long ago.
But no way he'll pick up girls!
Ran's her mom's backup.
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Deadbeat parenting?
Kogorou's responsible,
After his sixth beer!