Ran's Haiku Dojo
With her karate,
Ran could beat down the Black Org.
Conan, just tell her!
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Shin'ichi's calling!
Sounds like he's in the next room.
Where did Conan go?
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Sonoko? It's strange.
She's so dippy, boy-crazy.
Ran's her friend—because?
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Ran's left in the dark.
Boyfriend's a Sherlock Holmes freak.
What did you expect?
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Her father's servant.
She keeps cleaning the pig sty.
Ran's Cinderella.
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Conan needs loose change.
Minutes later, Ran gets call.
Just coincidence.
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She meets Dad, Conan.
People see them, run off scared.
"Where's the dead body?"
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Cries with each phone call.
Ran's ninety percent water,
Ten percent logic.
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Smashes car window.
Wails on each rough attacker.
Ran could pro wrestle!
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It's just Conan, right?
If not, Shin'ichi saw—what?
Better not to know.
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Ran is amazing.
Dead bodies, blood, tons of gore,
And she's still normal!