Title: Girl Scouts Aren't That Evil After All

Authoress: BeuitifulDisgrace246

Summary: Why do I ALWAYS fall for the weirdo's! Do I have some kind of magnet that was there when I was born that draws them all too me? I guess I do…I should think about going to the doctor's and getting that removed…NejixGaara pairing! Yay!

Rating: T the rating COULD possibly go up…don't really think so..some cursive language in the chapter...not a lot though.

Disclaimer: I don't own ANYTHING in this story. At all. Got it? If you don't…you must be like…stupid or something..(yea no offence..)

Authors Note: This is the second chapter of Girl Scouts Aren't That Evil After All! This chapter is dedicated to my one and only reviewer to this story, Trekiael! Thank you so much for reviewing! I really appreciate it! Sorry it's kind of short…I really will try to make the next one longer! Hope you like it!

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Neji's POV

It's not easy being rich. It doesn't help to add sexy to that list…or gay. But nobody knows about that last one except for the guys I'm with.

And if they let one little meep out about it…

Eh. Let's just say you won't see them very often….most likely never again…

I normally just leave them right when they start to fall too deeply for me…well because I love their body but hate them.

One guy though..I thought it was love and brought him to my mansion.

Biggest mistake of my life. Two days after I told him to leave me the fuck alone, he came backto my mansion.

With a huge stereo and microphone..

And a Cascada cd…

He then proceeded to blast the stereo volume to the highest it would go, pop in the Cascada Cd, and sing to "Everytime We Touch."

I took care of that blubbering fool real good.

Let's just say the next day I saw him on the news. Apparently, he went crazy and they threw him in the looney bin. Something about hopping through the streets like a rabbit, shoving his butt in people's faces and shaking it, hitting people (including children) in the face while cross-eyed, and stealing care bear merchandise.

There was also something about him mumbling phrases like: "How tall shoes can see from the ridges of the fuel in my ice!" They dragged him away on the news while he was eating a care bear like an animal, stuffing spewing from his mouth.

The last of him I saw was when he was in a straight jacket screaming: "CARE BEARS ARE EVIL LITTLE DEVILS! DON'T LET THEM NEAR YOUR LIMA BEANS!"

Why do I always get the weirdo's?

Why do I like the weirdo's?

An example of a complete weirdo:

Just today, I went to Wal-mart (my sister BEGGED me to go with her…something about the release of Kingdom Hearts II or something…)

Anyways, as I was saying..

When I got up to the doors of Wal-mart, some Girl Scouts were selling cookies. When I first saw him from the parking lot, I was seriously thinking about getting a new eye doctor. I finally reached the curb and my heart totally stopped beating for the first time since the beginning of my existence.

He was so cute I just wanted to go squeal like a sugar-high fan girl and glomp him until he passed out. But can you really picture me doing that? In PUBLIC? Yea. So I decided not to.

Mysterious deep green eyes, pale skin that just makes it over the line to being healthy, and dark red hair. Hair that matched the splash of red that spread on his cheeks when I smirked at him as I walked by.

Everything was completely perfect about him. Not even the Girl-Scout uniform he was wearing could make me think he was well…un-perfect. He was, (to put it simply) GODDAMN ADORABLE!

He resembles a cat so much…

I'll just call him my little neko! I wonder what it sounds like when he purrs…

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Still Neji's POV

I'm in Wal-mart STILL right now…(stupid sister…after searching endlessly for Kingdom Hearts II, she failed to find it. NOW she's raiding the whole store for something worth buying…stupid indecisive little sister…)

All I can think about is my little Neko!

I wonder if he will still be there when I leave…

SEE!

All I can see is his kawaii little neko face blushing at me…

Damn him!

See…I told you. I always like the weirdo's…

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A/N: dun! Hope it wasn't TOO bad Trekiael…And again sorry It's so short! I tried to make it longer, but because of tons of makeup work from dang school…I am completely swamped! I will definitely try to make the next one wayyy longer! So…TNT! Till Next Time!