DISCLAIMER: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS. I DON'T OWN
KENSHIN!!! HOWEVER, IF U WOULD LIKE TO GIVE HIM TO ME, THAT'S ANOTHER
THING! I LOVE KENSHIN! ::DROOLS::
***************************FLASHBACK***********************
She handed him her keys and the amount of money it would've been to park but when
she did so the man laughed cynically, not to mention nerdy-like! Then she saw whom it
was in the moonlight!!
"Enishi?" Kaoru said. "Bingo, give the girl a prize!" "But why?" Kaoru pleaded. Before
she got an answer she noticed something. His weapon was a green hilted sakabatou.
Then she remembered, in a newspaper she read that "Ishine" had a green hilted
sakabatou. Then **click** she figured out who Ishine was.it was HIM!!!! (Wow!! That
took a lot of brains!!! ^_~) As if reading her mind Enishi said, "Yes, I am the great
Ishine!" "No one lives to tell without becoming mine first!" he whispered hoarsely in her
ear. "I am intrigued by you, especially that delectable body of yours!" Before he could
say anymore, SLAP!! Enishi's check was swollen! "Bitch!" Enishi then took out a small
pocket knife and put it to Kaoru's neck! Kaoru then fainted from fear. Suddenly amber
eyes appeared in the darkness. (A/N: for those of u who don't know its Kenshin!) He
saw Kaoru on the floor and he was ready to attack when he felt someone come behind
him and grab his ass??????!!!!!! Kenshin then turned into the rurouni and yelled "ORO?"
Then he quickly reverted back to the Battousai. Then he heard a woman say
"Ooohhh..Kenshin!!" Then she tried to press herself onto him (like any hoe would!)
on (my) Kenshin when he said " What the hell do U think u r doing???" Tomoe: "I want
you!" Kenshin: "HORE!!!" (So true) Then he slapped her off of him! She fell to the
ground suffering from a head concussion. Then he raced towards Kaoru. He went
straight for her pulse, good, she was still breathing. Then he looked at Enishi! "Enishi!"
"Battousai" Enishi: "I hate u Battousai!" Kenshin: "Why..ohh let me guess it's because of
old days?? I was the one with the looks, girls, and you were the one with the nerds and
geeks???!! "I mean look at you.you're a regular nerd!!!!" Enishi humphed and said in a
nerdy voice (like this kid in my class O_o) "You're just jealous of my computer skills
and fashion!!" Kenshin went to the floor laughing!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Yeah, like I would want my socks up to my knees, geeky Payless shoes, (no offense to
those who shop there! ^_^) and not to mention the ugliest face on the planet!!!???
"Yeah, I soooooo wanna be you!" "NOT!!!" Then Enishi broke the fun when he said
"Well I want your woman!" Kenshin stopped laughing and said, "read my shirt, ass!"
"Well, that's not enough to stop me!" Kenshins' eyes turned into an immense amber and
got in his battousai mode. Enishi got into some kind of stance clumsily. In the light of the
moon, Kenshin could see Enishi's shirt and it was hilarious!!! It said, "I'm a ghetto-
gangster for cheesy!!" Kenshin started laughing aloud once again! Then Kenshin said
"Alright, gangster!" He stretched the gangster in disbelief. Kenshin decided to have a
little fun! He used his god-like speed and rearranged the letters making then say "I'm
strange!" Then Kenshin started playing seriously and took out his katana and shoved
it through Enishi's gut! Enishi fell to the floor and Battousai stepped on his face,
and drew out the katana and reshiethed it. Enishi was dead! Then he looked at
Kaoru, and his eyes were violet again! "Kenshin?" Her cerulean eyes opened and she
asked, "Who is battousai?" Her face was fear-stricken. He picked up Kaoru and brought
her to his house. Kaoru woke up minutes later. "Kenshin, please explain who is the
Battousai?" Kenshin explained his past with her and she was shocked but then realized
killing bad people meant saving the innocent! Then out of nowhere her ever- so famous
magical shinai appeared! She gave him a few good smacks saying, "That's for not telling
me earlier!" Then she kissed him, Kenshin: "and that's for?" "Saving me you baka!"
Then they settled for dissing Enishi! They soon fell asleep, but Kenshin didn't dare to
sleep next to her, after what she went through today that is. As he was about to leave
Kaoru said "Please Kenshin, don't leave.sleep here!" Kenshin didn't want to argue so
he accepted.
I KNOW I KNOW IT WAS SHORT BUT I WILL CONTINUE VERY SOON!! PLEASE TELL ME WHAT U THINK!!!!! THANKS TO MUCH OF MY REVIEWERS I DID NOT LET ENISHI RAPE KAORU!! BUT A FEW SURPRISES ARE ON THE WAY MY FRIENDS!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HERES THE DEAL GUYS. 70 REVIEWS AND IL'LL UPDATE!!! THAT MEANS I WANT LOTS OF REVIEWS AND GOOD ONEZ!! I LOVE REVIEWS!! REMEMBER IF U WANT MORE. REVIEW!! TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT MY STORY!!! ~_^
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~*RESPONSE TO THE REVIEWERS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~
OKKA-SAN- YES TOMOE IS ONE ISNT SHE?! THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND REVIEWS!! HOPE U LIKED THIS CHAPTER.THIS WAS ONE OF THOSE OH SHOOT I HAVNT UPDATED IN 2 WEEKS KIND OF CHAPTER!! ~_^
CHANDRA- THANK YOU ::BOWS:: U CALLED ME AWESOME!! I WILL TRY AND FINISH AS SOON AS I CAN!! KIT!!!
FEMALE HITOKIRI BATTOUSAI- LOVE YOUR PENAME. IM GLAD YOU HAVE ENJOYED..PLEASE READ AND REVIEW THIS CHAPTER!!! OH YEAH.AND BATTOUSAI IS MINE.ACTUALLY IM HIS.. ^_^ HEY, HOW ABOUT U HAVE KENSHIN AND I'LL HAVE BATTOUSAI!! HOWS THAT SOUND??
SORA- HOLA AMIGA, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE WORDS MEAN BUT I'LL TRY TO FIGURE THEM OUT! U HAVNT BEEN ON! I HOPE U LIKE THIS CHAPTER.TELL ME WHAT U THINK! OH YEAH AND I JUST GET THESE IDEAS OUT OFMY SUGAR FILLED BRAIN!! CIAO!
REINAQUEEN- WEL DID THIS CHAPTER ANSWER YOUR QUESTION?? HOPE U LIKED IT. REVIEW PLEASE!!
SAGITARIOUS DEVIL- HEY.IM A SAGITARIOUS TOO!! DECEMBER 12!! WHENS URZ?? ANYWAYS.THANK YOU FOR THE LONG REVIEW! I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE OBVIOUS THAT THE STALKER WAS ENISHI, NOTICE ENISHI IS ISHINE BACKWARDS!!!! AND I HAVE TO REMMEBER TO READ YOUR STORY! ALTHOUGH I KNOW IT WILL BE AWESOME AS USUAL!
KENSHIN'S GURL- UM.THIS IS MY STORY AND I COULD WRITE IT HOWEVER I LIKE. BUT AS U CAN SEE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO KAORU!
KIMIKO5- I APPRECIATE ALL YOUR REVIEWS! TELL HOW THIS CHAPPY IS!
PEACH- I LIKE YOURE REVIEWS BUT PLEASE DON'T DO DOUBLE, I DON'T APPRECIATE THEM!! YEAH, I HATE TOMOE TOO!
BILLABONGBOB- I DID! I WAS GOING TO MAKE IT HIM ALL ALONG..HE JUST SO FREAKY! THANKS..DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW!
DARK-LUV-DOVE- HAHAHAHA!! I DIDN'T DO A CLIFFY THIS TIME BUT BEWARE!! THERE WILL ALSO BE A LITTLE BIT OF SURPRISES!!!! MWHAHAHAHA! ::PUTS ON EVIL MUSIC:: ME SO EVIL!
13AL13YANIME- I UPDATED, NOW U REVIEW!
KOISHI SWEET- A FEW WORDS- DON'T BUG ME ABOUT THE SURPRISES.IF U KNOW WHAT SURPRISES ARE THEY ARE NOT MEANT TO BE TOLD!! I WANT TO SURPRISE EVERYONE!!
***************************FLASHBACK***********************
She handed him her keys and the amount of money it would've been to park but when
she did so the man laughed cynically, not to mention nerdy-like! Then she saw whom it
was in the moonlight!!
"Enishi?" Kaoru said. "Bingo, give the girl a prize!" "But why?" Kaoru pleaded. Before
she got an answer she noticed something. His weapon was a green hilted sakabatou.
Then she remembered, in a newspaper she read that "Ishine" had a green hilted
sakabatou. Then **click** she figured out who Ishine was.it was HIM!!!! (Wow!! That
took a lot of brains!!! ^_~) As if reading her mind Enishi said, "Yes, I am the great
Ishine!" "No one lives to tell without becoming mine first!" he whispered hoarsely in her
ear. "I am intrigued by you, especially that delectable body of yours!" Before he could
say anymore, SLAP!! Enishi's check was swollen! "Bitch!" Enishi then took out a small
pocket knife and put it to Kaoru's neck! Kaoru then fainted from fear. Suddenly amber
eyes appeared in the darkness. (A/N: for those of u who don't know its Kenshin!) He
saw Kaoru on the floor and he was ready to attack when he felt someone come behind
him and grab his ass??????!!!!!! Kenshin then turned into the rurouni and yelled "ORO?"
Then he quickly reverted back to the Battousai. Then he heard a woman say
"Ooohhh..Kenshin!!" Then she tried to press herself onto him (like any hoe would!)
on (my) Kenshin when he said " What the hell do U think u r doing???" Tomoe: "I want
you!" Kenshin: "HORE!!!" (So true) Then he slapped her off of him! She fell to the
ground suffering from a head concussion. Then he raced towards Kaoru. He went
straight for her pulse, good, she was still breathing. Then he looked at Enishi! "Enishi!"
"Battousai" Enishi: "I hate u Battousai!" Kenshin: "Why..ohh let me guess it's because of
old days?? I was the one with the looks, girls, and you were the one with the nerds and
geeks???!! "I mean look at you.you're a regular nerd!!!!" Enishi humphed and said in a
nerdy voice (like this kid in my class O_o) "You're just jealous of my computer skills
and fashion!!" Kenshin went to the floor laughing!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Yeah, like I would want my socks up to my knees, geeky Payless shoes, (no offense to
those who shop there! ^_^) and not to mention the ugliest face on the planet!!!???
"Yeah, I soooooo wanna be you!" "NOT!!!" Then Enishi broke the fun when he said
"Well I want your woman!" Kenshin stopped laughing and said, "read my shirt, ass!"
"Well, that's not enough to stop me!" Kenshins' eyes turned into an immense amber and
got in his battousai mode. Enishi got into some kind of stance clumsily. In the light of the
moon, Kenshin could see Enishi's shirt and it was hilarious!!! It said, "I'm a ghetto-
gangster for cheesy!!" Kenshin started laughing aloud once again! Then Kenshin said
"Alright, gangster!" He stretched the gangster in disbelief. Kenshin decided to have a
little fun! He used his god-like speed and rearranged the letters making then say "I'm
strange!" Then Kenshin started playing seriously and took out his katana and shoved
it through Enishi's gut! Enishi fell to the floor and Battousai stepped on his face,
and drew out the katana and reshiethed it. Enishi was dead! Then he looked at
Kaoru, and his eyes were violet again! "Kenshin?" Her cerulean eyes opened and she
asked, "Who is battousai?" Her face was fear-stricken. He picked up Kaoru and brought
her to his house. Kaoru woke up minutes later. "Kenshin, please explain who is the
Battousai?" Kenshin explained his past with her and she was shocked but then realized
killing bad people meant saving the innocent! Then out of nowhere her ever- so famous
magical shinai appeared! She gave him a few good smacks saying, "That's for not telling
me earlier!" Then she kissed him, Kenshin: "and that's for?" "Saving me you baka!"
Then they settled for dissing Enishi! They soon fell asleep, but Kenshin didn't dare to
sleep next to her, after what she went through today that is. As he was about to leave
Kaoru said "Please Kenshin, don't leave.sleep here!" Kenshin didn't want to argue so
he accepted.
I KNOW I KNOW IT WAS SHORT BUT I WILL CONTINUE VERY SOON!! PLEASE TELL ME WHAT U THINK!!!!! THANKS TO MUCH OF MY REVIEWERS I DID NOT LET ENISHI RAPE KAORU!! BUT A FEW SURPRISES ARE ON THE WAY MY FRIENDS!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HERES THE DEAL GUYS. 70 REVIEWS AND IL'LL UPDATE!!! THAT MEANS I WANT LOTS OF REVIEWS AND GOOD ONEZ!! I LOVE REVIEWS!! REMEMBER IF U WANT MORE. REVIEW!! TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT MY STORY!!! ~_^
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~*RESPONSE TO THE REVIEWERS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~
OKKA-SAN- YES TOMOE IS ONE ISNT SHE?! THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND REVIEWS!! HOPE U LIKED THIS CHAPTER.THIS WAS ONE OF THOSE OH SHOOT I HAVNT UPDATED IN 2 WEEKS KIND OF CHAPTER!! ~_^
CHANDRA- THANK YOU ::BOWS:: U CALLED ME AWESOME!! I WILL TRY AND FINISH AS SOON AS I CAN!! KIT!!!
FEMALE HITOKIRI BATTOUSAI- LOVE YOUR PENAME. IM GLAD YOU HAVE ENJOYED..PLEASE READ AND REVIEW THIS CHAPTER!!! OH YEAH.AND BATTOUSAI IS MINE.ACTUALLY IM HIS.. ^_^ HEY, HOW ABOUT U HAVE KENSHIN AND I'LL HAVE BATTOUSAI!! HOWS THAT SOUND??
SORA- HOLA AMIGA, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE WORDS MEAN BUT I'LL TRY TO FIGURE THEM OUT! U HAVNT BEEN ON! I HOPE U LIKE THIS CHAPTER.TELL ME WHAT U THINK! OH YEAH AND I JUST GET THESE IDEAS OUT OFMY SUGAR FILLED BRAIN!! CIAO!
REINAQUEEN- WEL DID THIS CHAPTER ANSWER YOUR QUESTION?? HOPE U LIKED IT. REVIEW PLEASE!!
SAGITARIOUS DEVIL- HEY.IM A SAGITARIOUS TOO!! DECEMBER 12!! WHENS URZ?? ANYWAYS.THANK YOU FOR THE LONG REVIEW! I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE OBVIOUS THAT THE STALKER WAS ENISHI, NOTICE ENISHI IS ISHINE BACKWARDS!!!! AND I HAVE TO REMMEBER TO READ YOUR STORY! ALTHOUGH I KNOW IT WILL BE AWESOME AS USUAL!
KENSHIN'S GURL- UM.THIS IS MY STORY AND I COULD WRITE IT HOWEVER I LIKE. BUT AS U CAN SEE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO KAORU!
KIMIKO5- I APPRECIATE ALL YOUR REVIEWS! TELL HOW THIS CHAPPY IS!
PEACH- I LIKE YOURE REVIEWS BUT PLEASE DON'T DO DOUBLE, I DON'T APPRECIATE THEM!! YEAH, I HATE TOMOE TOO!
BILLABONGBOB- I DID! I WAS GOING TO MAKE IT HIM ALL ALONG..HE JUST SO FREAKY! THANKS..DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW!
DARK-LUV-DOVE- HAHAHAHA!! I DIDN'T DO A CLIFFY THIS TIME BUT BEWARE!! THERE WILL ALSO BE A LITTLE BIT OF SURPRISES!!!! MWHAHAHAHA! ::PUTS ON EVIL MUSIC:: ME SO EVIL!
13AL13YANIME- I UPDATED, NOW U REVIEW!
KOISHI SWEET- A FEW WORDS- DON'T BUG ME ABOUT THE SURPRISES.IF U KNOW WHAT SURPRISES ARE THEY ARE NOT MEANT TO BE TOLD!! I WANT TO SURPRISE EVERYONE!!