Yoh And Zeke's Baby Sitting Service.
"I have just received an urgent message I will need all of your attention. So quit what you're doing and listen. Zeke got new underwear and CANNONBALL (Zeke cannonballs into a pool)."
ZEKE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! I said.
"RUN" yells Zeke.
What an ass. Now more news Zeke and Yoh will be put through hell and Trey becomes Anchorman of the channel 4 news.
"Okay now more good news today I pushed Orhime off a cliff after she raped me" said Ichigo.
"More news my pet cat is gay more at 11:00p.m." said Rukia.
I love having my own news team with Ichigo and Rukia.
I don't own shaman king or bleach.
Ch.2 True Hell.
"WHOOO HOOO" said the now drunk Zeke.
"Zeke Quit pretending you're drunk" said Yoh.
"I don't care I can role play being drunk even with this empty bottle of beer" said Zeke.
After watching a documentary on Ben Franklin and saw the key on the kite get struck by lightning. Yoh sees lightning outside so does Zeke.
"Zeke… get the kite" said Yoh.
"Awesome" said Zeke.
After failing an attempt to get lightning to hit the key Yoh and Zeke decided to go torture Len.
500ft. in the air in a helicopter…
"Come on guys I don't want to die" said Len.
"Shut up" said Yoh shoving him off.
But Trey grabbed Len and didn't let go.
"No I love Len don't kill him" said Trey.
"Okay" said Zeke.
-kick-
"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" yelled both falling down.
-Cell phone rings-
"Hello Yoh And Zeke's Baby Sitting Service" said Yoh.
"Yes can you baby sit on Thursday" said a female.
"Sure what time" asked Yoh.
"5:00" said the female.
"Okay bye" said Yoh.
"Yoh it turns out trey had a parachute" said Zeke.
"Oh well we'll back to torture them soon" said Yoh.
"MWAHAHAHA" laughed both.
Thursday night…
"Hello thanks for coming by to baby sit" said the mom.
'oh no she has two daughters' thought both.
Here is what they think of girls.
Girlsfan girls +Yoh and Zeke total hell.
Both girls had hearts for eyes.
"'Zeke prepare for hell'" whispered Yoh to Zeke.
'Man I wish Len was here like last time' thought Zeke.
Flashback
"NO quit chasing me take Len he's in that tree right over there" said Zeke pointing at a tree while running.
"Zeke you traitor I'll get you for this" said Len falling out of the tree and running for his life.
So the fan girls went after him.
"Safe to live for another day" said Zeke.
End flashback.
"Well take care I'll be back by 8:00" said the mom exiting and closing the door.
"Hey are you guys fast runners" asked the girls.
"NO not really" said Zeke.
Then a bunch of fan girls appeared out of nowhere in the house.
"Get them" yelled a girl.
"RUN" yelled Yoh!
After an hour and one-half of running…
"Zeke come on your loosing speed" said Yoh still running.
"Yoh I'm to tired go on without me" said Zeke falling on the ground then being jumped by tons of fan girls.
"NO ZEKE" yelled Yoh!
Yoh spotted his houses garden and entered the bushes.
The bushes were in the formation of a maze giving Yoh an advantage of living because he knew the was a hidden passage somewhere.
After an hour of searching he found it and followed it to the outside of the fence.
"I'M FREE" yelled Yoh.
He quickly found Hao's body raped on the ground. He had been raped by fan girls.
He went to the girls home and tied them up to chairs.
"Now you will stay there and be quit" said Yoh.
"Well Zeke you got raped" said Yoh.
Zeke immediately woke up and got dressed.
"Zeke what does U.Y.A. stand for I saw it on your pants" asked Yoh?
"Underwear Yellow Always" said Zeke.
Yoh slowly walked away and left Zeke all by himself.
After that The mom came home paid them both 50 dollars and Yoh and Zeke left and went home.
End.
This one sucked. I hope you people who read this review. Actually my
Sister came up with the idea to make them start a baby-sitting service.
Ch.3 Jun is pregnant.