I'm back with vengeance. Not really. Having only a few readers stinks. I need more readers. MORE.

"Sir they choose if they want to read" said Ichigo.

-punch-

Well then I hate them.

"But Ichigo has a point" said rukia.

-punch-

on with the chapter!

I don't own shaman king or bleach.

Ch.3 Jun is pregnant!

It has been exactly one month since Yoh and Zeke baby sat and now Yoh is going sky diving.

"Hey Zeke I'm going skydiving want to come" asked Yoh.

"Hell ya" said Zeke.

"Quick to the pope mobile" said Yoh.

3,000 ft. in the air…

"Okay Zeke the plan is to jump off and see who breaks the most bones" said Yoh.

"Okay" said Zeke.

They jump.

"Oh my god" yells Zeke!

"What is it" asked Yoh?

"We didn't bring parachutes" yells Zeke!

"Cool people don't need parachutes" yells Yoh!

Then fan girls appear out of no where in the sky.

"Oh no" yells both!

"Quick evasive maneuvers" yells Yoh!

"What's that" asks Zeke?

"I don't know" yells Yoh!

cell phone rings.

"Hello" says Zeke.

"Dude check this out Jun is pregnant" says trey on the phone.

"What" says Zeke fainting dropping his cell phone.

Yoh just looks at his body as he falls.

10 seconds later…

"HA HA HA" laughs Yoh at Zeke's lifeless body.

1 hour later…

cell phone rings.

"Hello" answers Yoh.

"Dude Jun is pregnant and the father is Zeke" says trey.

Yoh tries to imagine what the baby would look like.

Yoh is now dead. Well actually unconscious.

1 hour later…

They are both now awake.

"Hey Zeke your gonna be a dad" says Yoh.

Zeke turns to stone.

"Whoa I didn't even know Zeke was a boy" says Yoh.

At Jun's…

Door gets slammed down.

"Jun how the hell did you get pregnant" asked Zeke?

"You helped" said Jun.

"Oh ya" says Zeke.

"How did you find out" asks Zeke.

"Doctor told me" said Jun.

"Why did you go to the doctor" asks Zeke?

"Because we did it" said Jun

"Last off how long have you been pregnant" asks Zeke?

"1 month" answered Jun.

"And you tell us now" asks Zeke.

"Yah" says Jun.

"Okay" says Zeke walking away.

"I'm gonna go see if Anna and Tamoe are doing it" says Yoh.

At Anna's…

"Whoa you can see her boobs" says Yoh.

"This is cool" says Zeke.

Both faint.

End I have nothing to say.

Ch.4 …