I'm back and have news. Today Zeke will find out about poop. Poop.
"Sir I don't think you can do that" says Ichigo.
"Hey did you know if you take the 2 O's off Horohoro you get what sounds like whore" says Rukia.
That's nice on with the chapter.
I don't own shaman king or bleach.
Ch.4…
It was Yoh's first day as a secret agent of the CIA. Common Idiot's Ass. Everything was going smoothly. Yoh was stupid, Zeke was poking dead bodies, and I was writing my story.
Screw dat.
It was a normal day and Yoh was an idiot. Zeke was singing in the shower. And Morty was buying cocaine. Yes they have the most normal lives.
NOT.
"Zeke I see dead people" says Yoh.
"So wait that must mean that I'm dead" says Zeke.
Later…
"Ya I'd like to buy this coffin" says Zeke.
"I'll give you $40 for it" says Zeke.
"Sir it cost $1,000"
"$50" says Zeke.
"Sir"
"$2,000" says Zeke.
"That's twice what it costs"
"$20" says Zeke.
"I'm sorry he doesn't know how to haggle" says Len.
The next day…
"So your saying that if I buy 1 tatter tot I get 2 tatter tot's at half price when I buy this chainsaw sweet, Hey Len they have free tatter tot's" says Zeke to a lady.
"No" says Len.
Later…
It was Zeke's funeral.
-funeral music-
While Zeke is being buried…
"Wait if other people see me then I'm not dead" yelled Zeke in his coffin!
"Oh no he found out" says Len trying to keep the coffin shut.
Zeke managed to escape.
"I LIVE" yells Zeke!
The next day…
"Zeke why the hell did you think that you were dead" asked Yoh.
"You said you see dead people" says Zeke.
"I was faking it" said Yoh.
"Well next time tell me" said Zeke.
"Okay"
the next day…
"Okay I have been hiding from Pillica for days now" says Yoh.
"Yoh get out from under the couch" said Zeke.
"No" said Yoh.
Doorbell rings.
Zeke answers the door.
"Mail for Zeke and Yoh" says a mailman.
"That's us" said Zeke taking the mail.
1 hour later…
Both Yoh and Zeke were just looking at the letter.
"I think we should open it then read it" said Yoh.
They started reading.
"Dear Yoh and Zeke:
We know were you are and we're coming for you.
Signed-
-the fan girls."
"Quick Zeke to the pods" says Yoh.
"That was on an episode of family guy last night but this is real what do we do" said Zeke.
"Oh no then that means" said Yoh looking both ways.
Door gets banged on.
"Oh no there here" said both of them.
The girls came in the house.
"Its them" said all the girls.
Both Yoh and Zeke ran and hid in a closet.
The fan girls banged on it.
Both Yoh and Zeke were so scared they hugged.
"Zeke I don't want to die" cried Yoh!
"Me either" cried Zeke!
"I'm sorry I was the one who tore your jacket" cried Yoh.
"I was the one who lost the dog" cried Zeke.
"I was the one who had the last hamburger" said Yoh.
"Oh when we get out of this closet your going down" said Zeke now P o'd.
Both woke up in the living room.
"It was just a dream" said both Yoh and Zeke.
Door broke down.
"Its them" cried some fan girls.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" cried both!
End
ch.5 north to Mexico