Retards at Work
Well I'm back and have news for my readers. BUNGHOLE Heh Bungholio.
"Sir may I please go take a shit now" asked Ichigo.
Excuse me do I pay you to take shit's?
"Well no sir its just…" said Ichigo.
You shit when I say shit so go take a shit.
"Thank you" said Ichigo.
"You do realize he's gonna run away again" said Rukia.
FUCK!
I don't own shaman king
Ch.5 North to Mexico.
"Today we go to America and take a shit" said Zeke.
"But I want to take a piss" said Yoh.
"Okay then take a piss" said Zeke.
"Sir yes sir" said Yoh.
"That's sounds gay on so many level's" said Zeke.
In America…
"Okay we're here" said Zeke looking at Yoh piss.
"Hey you said I could piss" said Yoh.
'I knew I shouldn't of thought him the word piss" said Zeke.
Flashback…
"Piss" said Zeke.
End flashback…
"Yoh come on we have to leave" said Zeke.
"But I haven't peed all over the dog yet" said Yoh.
"That's JUST GROSS" said Zeke.
The next day…
"Yoh I know what your doing" said a man on the phone.
"Yes and I see what your doing" said Yoh.
"Whoa then you know I'm taking a dump" said the man.
"Hello, hello" said the man.
But Yoh hung up the phone.
The next day…
"Zeke I'm scared" said Yoh.
"Me too I never thought a piece of paper could scare me" said Zeke.
"no I mean the monster behind us ready to scare us" said Yoh.
The next day…
"Yoh today's the day we head north" said Zeke.
"finally we take down those Canadian's" said Yoh.
"Whoa Yoh all we're gonna do is take a wiz" said Zeke.
"But they took flupalupa from me" said Yoh.
"We got rid of him in therapy" yelled Zeke!
"I want flupalupa" cried Yoh.
"Wait you mean he's back" asked Zeke jumping out a window?
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" cried Zeke!
"Oh wait flupalupa is dead" yelled Yoh!
"Now ya tell me" yelled Zeke. Still falling from the 500ft building.
"oh ya I forgot you didn't get dressed" yelled Yoh!
Later…
"Yoh why's it so hot" asked Zeke.
"Maybe because of our cloths" said Yoh.
"Oh ya" said Zeke.
"Or maybe its because we're in the desert I don't know" said Yoh.
"Me either" Said Zeke.
Later…
"Look Zeke" said Yoh.
"A Dr. Pepper cola machine finally" said Zeke.
They ran for one minute. Still in the desert.
"Oh man it was a mirage" said Zeke.
"Oh an RC cola machine… just face it we're never gonna get out of this desert" said Yoh disappointed.
They then fell asleep.
1 hour later…
"Zeke wake up we weren't in a desert" said Yoh.
"What we're in a airplane" said Zeke.
"Weird" said both.
End
Short I know but it was all I could come up with.
Ch. 6 I am lord CORNHOLIO!