This is a story about beer, booze and rum
This is the EXTREME FEAR FACTOR
"Whoa, whoa, whoa I thought this was Retards At Work" said Ichigo.
I know I was just trying to… um… wait a minute you're not Ichigo you're some kind of robot version of him.
"How did you know" said Ichigo "I mean… What?"
Rukia the real Ichigo is still out there I know it this Magic 8 Ball tells me so.
"You got that from Wal-Mart" said Rukia.
I know… Quick Rukia to the pods.
"No this time we're taking the jetpacks you remember last time in the pods."
Flashback…
-barf-
end flashback
"So this time it's the jetpacks.
Awesome!
Me no own shaman king or BLEACH
Ch.6 CORNHOLIO!
"Zeke I have come for you" said a voice.
"Who's there… grandma, Elvis… Scorpion?" asked Zeke.
"No it is I, I am your mother" said Zeke's mom coming into picture.
"You… I thought I got rid of you" said Zeke.
"Well apparently when you threw me in a trashcan mail me to America then put a hand grenade in the trashcan and it exploded you forgot one thing I was in America at the time" said his mom
"Wow then who'd I kill" asked Zeke.
"My twin" said his mom.
"Wow I was off" said Zeke.
"I know I mean it was like whistles" said his mom.
The next day…
"Zeke it is I the Yohman" said Yoh in a batman costume.
"What… The… Fuck…" said Zeke.
"Oh that's low" said Yoh.
"What was" asked Zeke.
Later…
I want to say thank you America for… SPRING BREAK" said Zeke stripping in front of the president.
The next day Zeke was put in jail and then Yoh bailed him out to get the 50 dollars Zeke owed him from the time they went to HOOTERS.
The next day…
-barf-
"Yoh… WHY DID YOU BARF ON ME" yelled Zeke!
"Sorry Zeke I gotta get the taste of Hooker spit out of my mouth" said Yoh
Then my friend Trey appeared from real life.
"This barf is white, interesting… I shall look into this… TO ALASKA" Trey (real life) yelled.
Then I came in…
"Trey I told you not to come in until I told you to" I said.
"Well ya but the barf…" –PUNCH-
Then I dragged Trey's (real life) body outside.
"Okay that was weird…" said Zeke
"…" said Yoh.
"Lets watch porn" said Yoh.
"AWESOME"! said Zeke.
The next day…
"Okay Yoh we go left or right" said Zeke.
"Man this is tough" said Yoh.
"I know if we go right we live and if we go left we die…" said Zeke.
"THIS IS HARD" said Yoh.
Later…
"FUCK" I said.
"What now" asked Rukia.
"We've seem to interrupted the ending of my story were Yoh and Zeke get molested by cats" I said.
"Its okay hopefully the readers will forgive you" said Rukia.
"Yes hopefully… but we still must find Ichigo quick Rukia I know the ultimate way to find him" I said.
"What" she asked.
"We'll hold the President hostage" I said.
"No its to obvious" she said.
End…
Ch.7 something, something, Fart something