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Retards at work.
Retards at work..
Retards at work…
"Um sir why did it take you so long to type Retards at work" asked Rukia.
Well that's the title of the story… and I wrote it.
"Well yes air but"
No speaky unless the man speaky to you
"Um okay… so where does your com. Say Ichigo is" asked Rukia.
It says he's at… no this can't be…
"Where is he" asked rukia.
He's at a GO SALON!
Chapter 7. something, something, fart something, something,
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" yelled Zeke.
Lots of people could be seen running in Tokyo while it was being engulfed in flames.
-freeze screen-
Some of you may be wondering what a weird opening or wow that was unexpected but to find out what happened we'll have to go back in time.
30 seconds earlier…
"Zeke don't push that button if you do a giant robot will attack and destroy Tokyo." Said a man.
Zeke pushes button.
"We're all gonna die" yelled the man.
Robot zaps man
"Oh shit" says Zeke.
Zeke looked up at the robot but it was actually an evangelion.
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE" yelled Zeke.
But then some how the Japanese rock band ORANGE RANGE came to kick some but and beet up the evangelion with kick ass music.
The next day…
Zeke was watching TV when suddenly my friend Trey (real life) popped out of a box close by.
"GOTCHA HOE" yelled Trey (rl)
Zeke was too amused with the TV to care about some guy who had diabetes.
That's when a health and magic meter appeared below him.
A weird high tech panel appeared before Trey clicked on a certain spot.
"YOU'RE MINE NOW" yelled Trey (rl)
Trey shot a blast of flames at Zeke but Zeke moved out of the way and hit Yoh after he walked in with what looked like a bottle of Sam Adams (always a good decision).
"OMGI'MONFIRE" yelled Yoh.
"Crappy ATP system" Trey (rl) said.
That's when I walked in.
Trey you may need this.
"What is it" asked Trey.
Behold its my own Bastard Sword.
"Umm okay I'm just gonna forget this ever happened" Trey (rl) said.
Then I left.
Then a van crashed through the wall and Peter, Cleveland, Joe, and Quagmire from family guy popped out of the van.
"Who the hell are you" asked Trey totally forgetting about Yoh and Zeke.
"We're the A team" they said.
Then they started doing their own little cheer and froze.
"Get out" yelled Trey
"Ya that's probably a good idea" they said leaving.
2 seconds later…
A van crashed through the wall.
"We're the B team" said people popping out of the van.
"That's it" yelled Trey hacking away at their bodies being very sure to kill them.
After 5 hours of hacking away at the B-Z team.
"Finally I've killed every team from B-Z no more letters of the alphabet" Trey said.
Van crashes through the wall…
"We're the AA team" said the people popping out.
"SCREW THIS! I'm going to burger king" Trey said.
"Can I come" asked Zeke.
"…Hell no!"
the next day…
"Zeke I'm looking into your future and there will be women" said Yoh.
"Tell me more about my future dear tooth fairy" said Zeke.
"Ya never call me that again" said Yoh leaving.
The next day…
The next day…
-barf-
The next day…
"Check mate" said Yoh
"No this game isn't over I'm gonna finish this in space" said Zeke getting into one of his pods and going into space.
Two days later in space…
Zeke's pod was slowly drifting through space when he saw an astronaut look at him.
"Huston we have another problem" said the astronaut.
"Don't tell me its another pod" said the man on the receiver.
Meanwhile in Zeke's pod…
He noticed he was surrounded in pods.
"Wow its like a city here in space" said Zeke opening his pod.
Zeke was pulled into space with no oxygen but he was so retarded he didn't need oxygen in space and just drifted through space.
The next day…
They found Zeke's body in the Atlantic Ocean and most of him was burnt because he was being pulled down by Earths gravity pull.
End.
THAT STUNK… about 75 percent of this or the time from the TV to the AA team was my friend Trey's idea. So yaaa…
Ch.8 cats vs. dogs vs. Jim carry vs. Inuyasha vs. Retards vs. Yoh and Zeke.