Retards at work ch. 8 has been canceled do to both of them being stupid. NOT! If they weren't stupid then we wouldn't have our story Retards at Work now would we. No we wouldn't
(that's when a shining gold rock came falling from they sky and I was in an airplane above water… lucky me)
"Umm sir what are you doing" asked Rukia.
I'm going after that rock made of gold.
"Umm is that a good idea" asked Rukia.
Why ya gotta break falls… here hold my glasses in never go swimming with them on.
"Umm okay then" said Rukia.
At the bottom of the ocean…
WTF! It wasn't gold after all it was just a bunny.
(I swam to the surface but little did I know behind me there was the gold rock)
in the plane…
Rukia next time tell me not to jump.
I don't own Shaman king or BLEACH
Ch.8 cats vs. dogs vs. Jim carry vs. Inuyasha vs. retards vs. Yoh and Zeke.
In this story my friend Trey (rl) will not be in this chapter because he won a trip to visit Linkin Park. Not in real life in the chapter… duh.
"I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!" said Zeke to Yoh.
"No, no this is crazy we should hold a tournament" said Yoh.
"Okay don't know where that came from but sounds good to me…" said Zeke.
The next day…
"Zeke this tournament sure attracted a lot of people even though we only got a couple of people to come" said Yoh.
ROUND 1
INUYASHA
VS.
CAT
Inuyasha immediately started to growl and started barking at the cat chasing him around in circles and well Inuyasha lost because of heart failure and he lost a kidney from running in an unusual position for a while.
ROUND 2
YOH AND ZEKE
VS.
RETARDS
"They look just like us" said Yoh and Zeke looking at their enemies a.k.a. mirrors.
Then my friend Trey came crashing through the ceiling.
Trey why are on the tournament grounds.
"Well funny story"
flashback…
Trey was in a plane ready to go skydiving and jumped crashing through the ceiling
End flashback…
"And that's where we are now" Trey said.
Trey I thought you won a trip to go with Linkin Park not go skydiving…
Then the guys from Linkin Park came crashing through the ceiling.
The next day…
"Welcome to the finals of the semi-finals" said the host then being hit by chairs that were thrown by him.
"Okay well today's matches are Jim Carry VS. Inuyasha and Yoh and Zeke VS. Dogs.
ROUND 1
Jim Carry and Inuyasha just stood there looking at each other when Jim Carry said something so funny Inuyasha lost his laugh box and lots his testiclles.
Round 2
Yoh and Zeke just kicked the dogs pissing them off making Yoh and Zeke get covered in piss.
FINAL ROUND
Yoh and Zeke VS. Jim Carry.
(Western showdown music)
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Those were the faces they made.
Next thing ya know they were in cowboy outfits.
They grabbed their guns and fired.
-Smoke clear up-
Jim Carry was dead and Yoh and Zeke were playing patty cake with each other.
It turns out Jim Carry died of a heart attack.
Everyone's faces were like OO
Meanwhile with Trey (rl) and Linkin Park.
They started shooting a new movie called
Linkin Park In The Park
So guys in this scene you guys get attacked by ninja's sent from the king China.
The guys faces were like Oo
END
Ch.9 Trey and Linkin Park something(I forget what it was called)
No really I forgot what it was originally called