HELLO! And welcome to Retards at work ch.11 I think.
NOT THE FINAL CHAPTER! I made it up to get you all upset and here's a song Rukia and me will sing for you. (Switches stupid voice to good opera singing voice) (I really can do that)
And…… GO!
This
s a special moment right now,
We'd like to take this time to tell
all the kids at home,
Send your parents out of the room this is a
kid's song.
Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
When you grow
up, when you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
It
sucks pretty bad right now.
Hey! If you know the words, Sing along!
You're gonna hafta mow the lawn,
Do the dishes,
make your bed.
You're gonna hafta go to school until you're
seven-teen.
It's gonna seem about three times as long as that
You might have to go to war, shoot a gun, kill a nun.
You
might have to go to war, when you get out of school.
Hey cheer up
kids, it gets a lot worse.
You're gonna hafta deal with
stress
Deal with stress, deal with stress.
You're gonna be a
giant mess
When you get back from the war.
Santa Clause
does not exist, and there's no Easter Bunny,
You'll find out when
you grow up, that Big Bird isn't funny.
(funny, funny,
hahahahaha!)
Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
When you
grow up, when you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
It
sucks pretty bad right now.
You're gonna end up smoking
crack, on your back, face the fact.
You're gonna end up hooked on
smack, and then you're gonna die.
And then you're gonna die-ie-ie-ie-ie.
Ch.11 Ship in an ass.
"Zeke its time to go kill my dog skipper as he skips over china's great wall while baking brownies with his butt and shooting babies as he's milking a goat" said Yoh.
"That seems easy enough" said Zeke.
The next day…
Somehow with Naruto?
"Wow its like Michael Jackson's coming right at me" said Naruto.
Micheal Jackson then snagged Naruto after he came out the 3-D movie.
"Finally they're all gone" said Sasuke.
Giant fart
By Sasuke.
Oh ya I don't own Naruto, Bleach, or Shaman King.
Back with Yoh and Zeke.
"Life's Gonna Suck When You Grow Up, You Grow Up, You Grow Up," sang Yoh and Zeke to a bunch of 5 year olds.
"WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" cried the little kids.
"SHUT UP!" yelled Zeke.
Then Yoh and Zeke got kicked out of the classroom of kinder gardeners and could never return again
"Zeke I think we got expelled from the school" said Yoh
"I just made poopy" said Zeke.
Yoh walked away slowly… then he went to war and killed a nun.
The next day…
It was Yoh's birthday and Yoh was cutting the cake even though its Zeke's too but he's in Hawaii.
He slowly cut the cake when(with dramatic tension) (oh ya the cake I around 6 feet tall and 3 feet wide).
And then ¾ of the way down the cake.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" yelled a stripper popping out of the cake.
"Aw man… coconut cake" said Yoh.
The next day…
Yoh was entering his closet and he fell through and saw a man with a horse's legs.
"I'm Dick and welcome to the world of Narnia" said Dick
"Give me my coat ya goat bastard" said Yoh.
The Goat ran away and Yoh got frozen but then his pee melted the ice and Narnia was no longer frozen in ice. From then on Yoh was a hero and they all learned to learn, live, and worship pee.
The next day…
"I want a pony!" yelled Zeke.
The following week…
"And when you die you go to a beautiful place called heaven… NAH! I'm just joking ya rot in the ground (its true) (and I'm a what'cha mechalem people who believe in God)" said Yoh.
"WWWAAAHHH!" cried kids from the daycare center.
Then they got kicked out of the school…
To Be Continued?
Next chapter is the final one but look at the bottom and there will be good news maybe its about a sequel maybe its about another fic like it.