CHAPTER 3 MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! HOORAY MORE CRAP FROM SNOW! Don't you just love my crappy story of BLEH... ok well this one's cool because another character enters the pot of highly annoyed insane monkies flinging fecal matter at each other. I love poo throwin monkies...yay...poo...flinging...huzzah!

"NINJA DUDE!" Elien shouted back at Zerro. "Whaz your name again?"

"Zerro."

"Ok Zerro, we gotta go find my pal."

PAL! WHAT PAL! OH CRAP THEY'RE ALL NUTS! "What pal!"

"His name's Link an-"

"LINK! WHAT! NO! I have issues with Hero of Time." he said sarcastically.

"Hero of Time? Wha'chu talkin' bout?"

"Wait you don't know? You don't know about Link's being the guy who kinda saved Hyrule 50,000,000 times."

"Nope." she said gleefully and confused.

"Well me and him have issues..." serious ones. That battle was fierce.

"Well explain it to meh cause I got no clue what's goin on!"

"No way. Ask him yourself. I hate that prissy little ninny."

"I think he's cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute" she said like a lovesick puppy would say it.

Zerro glared at her. "Why the hell would anyone think that."

She chuckled and didn't say anything else for a few minutes. "Quick there he is." Sure enough Link was resting up against a tree resting. "Link! Over here!" He looked up and saw Zerro. He jumped up and drew his sword.

"GET AWAY FROM THAT GUY! NOW!"

"Why?" she looked confused.

"JUST DO IT!" he yelled. She stepped back a little then looked between them.

"Zerro. We finally get a chance to settle the score."

"No we don't. A ghostly man who raises dead attacked me persistently. I lost the fight. He took the gauntlets. I don't have my katanas with me either so unless you want me to destroy you unarmed shaming your name as the Hero of Time then I suggest you wait a while."

He laughed. "THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT A SNEAKY LITTLE BACK STABBER WOULD SAY! Seriously be prepared to defend yourself or else!"

"Stop Link!" Elien yelled angrily. "He's not lying."

Link looked over at her. He put his sword back in it's shieth. "The only reason I didn't kill you here and now is because without your weapons it wouldn't mean anything to win."

Zero rolled his eyes and walked twords Link. "Know this. As soon as I get my gauntlets back I'm going to rip out you organs."

"I wouldn't expect any less." Link responded with a never before seen bloodlust in his voice.

Elien looked back and forth between them. She sat down. "EXPLAIN, NOW!"

Zerro and Link both looked at her. "No." they both said.

"But..But, BUT I WANNA KNOW! At least tell me what this Hero of Time stuff is all about." she made a face like a pouting child and crossed her arms.

"Fine." Link sat down and told her all about Ganon and his other adventures to save Zelda. When he reached that part her eyes went on fire.

"Z-Zelda...who's Zelda?"

"The princess..."

"EEP! Isssss sheeeeee prettttttty?"

"Yeah...why do you ask?" she stood up and killed some weird bug looking thing.

"I understand enough now lets go!"

"WHERE! WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE GOING?" Zerro snapped at her.

"Duh you idiot! We're going to go kill stuff. Hurry up."

"Ok that's it! I am going to go find my gauntlets and the psycho BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE!"

"Jeez ok we'll come too!" She yelled enthusiastically.

"I HAVE TO PAL AROUND WITH HIM!" Link and Zerro said simultaneously pointing at each other.

"Yup and your going to like it!" she said like she was ordering them to be friends.

"NEVER!" they said.

"Do it or Link I'll tell him about-"

"OKOKOKOKOKOKOOK I'LL GO I'LL GO!" He yelled desperately trying to shut her up. Zerro raised an eyebrow.

"And Zerro you'll let us come or you'll die because he can kick your ass alone WITH your weapons."

"...ARGH fine!" he said reluctantly after thinking about it for a moment.

"Good lets go!"

"No wait. One more thing!" Zerro said.

"What is it? Two seconds ago you were all like 'We gotta go now'"

"I think I need to meet up with an old friend first." he smirked.

"No. Not him. ANYONE BUT THAT HOMICIDAL MANIAC!" Link said desperately trying to prevent what he knew was coming.

"Who?" Elien asked curiously.

"We have to go get Roe." Link groaned and collapsed to the ground.

"Link, get up I mean really how bad can he be?" Elien asked.

"Bad." Zerro said. Elien looked at him suprised. "Really bad."