HOORAY FOR MORE CRAP! More of my dookie story . Also Blondie person who keeps giving me hate reviews...I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING ! Now more BLEH writing for my fans (and if I have fans they must be in a nut house)
The group continued walking twords the place where the mystery assailant took off. Roe was walking on his swords like stilts as he usually did. Link and Elien stood side by side and Zerro was walking next to Roe. Link and Elien were still trying to figure out why Roe burned his house down but his logic is logical only to him. As the sun disappeared over the woods they all stopped and decided to rest in a clearing they had happened on for the night. Zerro sat down and fell asleep right away. Link sat up against a tree and fell asleep. Elien was lying on the flat ground just thinking about how she didn't get to kill anything that day when she noticed Roe sitting down in surrounded by his 6 swords. "What are you doing?" She asked him.
"Sleep is not important." he said without opening his eyes. She shrugged and went to sleep. Roe remained awake, sitting in his circle of swords doing something that held meaning to him. Something very important. The next morning Zerro awoke to find Roe in his circle, Elien flailing around pretending to kill things in her sleep, and Link looming over her. Zerro stood up and accosted him.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"Nothing!" he gulped. "Nothing at all!" Zerro looked at him suspiciously then walked away.
"Wake her up! Were going." He shouted back. Zerro walked over to Roe knowing not to step into the circle. Once he had stepped inside and he ended up on fire. "Roe, time to go." Reluctantly Roe stood up and retrieved his swords. "How is she?" Zerro asked him.
"She's fine." he said. Roe had once told Zerro that when he was in the circle like that he was talking with his dead sister. Roe had said that his parents hated him and abused him. He said that his brother joined in as well and the only person who helped him and was nice to him was his sister. One night his parents were tired of him so they decided to just shoot him and be done with it but his sister took the bullet and saved him. Seeing his dead sister pissed him off and he rampaged, killing his parents and brother. Zerro didn't believe that he was really talking with his dead sister but he always did seem happier afterwards.
"LINK! I WANNA SLEEP!" Elien's shouts were very loud. Everyone stared at her. "What'chall lookin at!" She yelled. Link sighed.
"Just get up already! We're leaving!" Link said.
She rolled over and pouted. "Sleepy." she said.
Roe walked over to her. He took off his shoe and smacked Link with it. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR!" he yelled.
Elien jumped up. "Don't you da-" she realized what he did.
"Oh yeah. She definitely likes him. ZERRO YOU OWE ME 100 RUPEES!" he yelled. Elien turned bright red and just froze. You couldn't tell if Link's face was red from embarrassment or from being hit with a shoe. "Now that were all awake lets get moving." Roe said blandly. Zerro was on the ground laughing.
"I HATE YOU ALL!" Elien yelled at them.
"Except Link. You want him right?" Roe said blander than ever. Zerro was laughing even harder now.
"I...I..." her face was like a big tomato at this point. "I am going to kill you guys."
"But not Link. Your gonna beg him to marry you right?" Roe said even blander then before. She just exploded with embarrassment and began to shake her head. She grabbed her hair and pulled on it.
"I hate you so much!" she yelled. She bolted out of the clearing and into the woods. She sat down behind a tree and curled up into a ball. "Jerks." she said.
"You're an ass!" Link said just before running after her into the woods. Zerro was crying from laughter and Roe was just standing there. Roe took out a piece of paper and made a hat. He placed it on a stump and knighted the stump then turned and faced Zerro.
"Roe. What the hell are you doing?" Zerro asked confused.
"This brave stump fought off an army all alone. It deserves to no longer be under someone's ass. Knighting it makes it to royal to be a stump for butts of unworthy humans." Zerro shrugged and stood up.
"I think we should go get Link and Elien now." Zerro said. He walked off to the woods. Roe sat down and ate some grass.
Link was looking for Elien with no success. She was sitting, humiliated by Roe's completely annoying yet correct accusations. "Come on Elien, time to go." Zerro said while sitting on a tree branch just across from her. She looked up.
"Get lost."
Zerro jumped down and sat next to her. "It's time to go now. Ignore Roe, he's insane remember?" Elien didn't respond. "Come on get up." He stuck his hand out as if to help her up. Once again she said nothing. "I'll try and make him shut up ok?"
She smirked. "You like me don't you?" she said evilly.
"What do you mean?"
"When I met you at first you really wanted me to leave. Now you came searching through the woods to find me so we could all leave together when you could have very easily ditched me and Link." Zerro just realized she was right. He hadn't even noticed. Uh-oh. SHE'S RIGHT! FK! Now the question is how far is this going to play out? "Ok I'll come now." She stood up and Zerro did the same. "Now look who's red." she said coyly. Then she walked off laughing softly.