A/N: Chapter Seven! OMG, seven is my favorite number and I think this is my favorite chapter… spooky. I don't know if any of you noticed but my entire story so far has been updated in like 3 days… I think it's very clear now that I have no life. I need a boyfriend or something. ;)
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Random: Sarahamanda: One of my best friend's names is Amanda and she has an older sister Sarahbeth. Sorry I'm weird.
'Wow.' Hermione thought. 'It has been exactly four months since I've seen Charlie.' Hermione was sitting in a small barred box in the same room that Voldermort was always in. Hermione still had the same clothes on. Hermione was beginning to worry. She was starting to show a little bit. Since they rarely ever fed her, technically she should be getting skinnier. That definitely was not happening. Hermione, being the brightest witch of her age, thought of a plan.
Hermione cleared her throat to catch the attention of the 'Dark Lord.'
"Mudblood?" he said slightly amused at the fact she made a noise.
"I have to pee."
"Really? Well, you are supposed to wait until one of my lackeys comes to get you." Voldermort looked away.
"I understand that, sir, but I haven't been feeling well lately and I think I would feel a lot better if I could just use the bathroom."
Voldermort raised his non-existing eyebrows. 'How can someone be that polite?' "Well, none of my idiot lackeys are here. Hold it." 'I can't believe I'm talking about pee to a mudblood.'
"Please, sir, I really need to use the bathroom. Can't you take me?" Hermione knew it was working. He'd fall for the innocent act. She could go into the bathroom and escape threw that little window. 'God, thank you for windows!' Hermione thought.
"If I do will you remain silent for the rest of forever?" Voldermort hissed.
"Yes, sir. I promise." Hermione gave him the Boy Scout salute.
"Whatever. Let's go." Voldermort stood and unlocked the cage Hermione was in and walked her to the bathroom. She walked in and closed the door. She turned the faucet on very low to get a good sound effect. She sniggered silently. 'Idiot.'
Hermione stood on the toilet seat and wiggled open the window with out any noise. Hermione was pretty sure she could fit. It might be close but she could make it.
"Are you almost done?" Voldermort said banging on the door. He didn't want to go in because she might be peeing and that would be weird.
"Almost." Hermione called. Hermione climbed on the top of the toilet and flushed it with her foot (again for sound effects.) Hermione quickly hoisted herself out the window. It was about a four foot drop to the ground. Hermione took a chance and leapt. Hermione got up as fast as she could. She ran. She ran like no one ever ran before.
Hermione reached Muggle London about two hours later. Hermione was walking aimlessly trying to figure out where she was so she could get home. Suddenly Hermione saw something that made memories explode in her brain. A telephone booth. That's all it was, a telephone booth. It was the particular telephone booth that you could use to get into the Ministry of Magic.
Hermione ran at it and jumped inside. She dialed the number, 6-2-4-4-2.
"Hello. I'm Susie. What can I or the Ministry of Magic do for you?" Came a voice from the other end.
"I need to see Arthur Weasley, now." Hermione said quickly.
"Name please?" Came the voice again.
"Hermione Granger."
"Here is your name tag. Please have you wand check at the front desk. Arthur Weasley is on the seventh floor."
Hermione muttered a thank you and was pulled underground. She stepped out into the lobby and ran. She ran right past the front desk and into the elevator. She was thankfully the only one in it and quickly hit the seventh floor button.
Hermione was glad that it was sort of late. She jumped out of the elevator as soon as it opened and ran to Arthur's office. She knew exactly where it was. 'Thank you, God, for making Arthur bring me here to interview me about Muggles.'
Hermione reached the door and pushed it open fast to see something she didn't expect.
"Oh my, God. Hermione?"
A/N: HAHA! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS YET! I'm so evil. I'm sorry lol. I should update again tomorrow!