CHAPTER TWO: A PLEASANT SURPRISE

I was at home, resting in bed. The police had intervened a bit, and after they were sure that I hadn't pushed the old man onto the road, they escorted me home. I was feeling very ill and had flopped on my bed as soon as I walked inside my room.

Mum had been so worried and tucked me into bed at once, and she brought me a mug of hot chocolate and a few jammy dodgers. I now relaxed on my bed and opened my rucksack. There was some homework I needed to finish, and I felt well enough to do it now.

As I felt inside for my workbooks though, something emitted a strange glow. It was a tiny box, with golden clasped hinges, and a little lock on it. I gently slipped it open and gasped in fright.

At first glance it looked like a small ladybug, but as I stared a pair of enormous blue eyes looked up at me. "Do you have macaroons?" the creature asked.

"Ye – yes," I stuttered. "I mean, no! wait, yes."

"Cat got your tongue?" the small creature asked.

I opened my mouth to reply indignantly.

And then I closed it again.

"What are you?" I finally said after a long pause where no one spoke.

"Hmmm, I was hoping you'd say that!" said the creature sarcastically. " I'm Tikki, a kwami! And what about a hello or nice to meet you!"

"Umm, sorry, but there's an alien in my room right now!"

"Huh? Where?" she spun around in circles, looking for the imaginary alien.

"You. I meant you. So please don't talk to me about manners."

"there! You said please! Okay, sorry. I have been in this miracle box for 2 months so I have been getting a little bored. Anyway, to activate me you should say 'spots on!'"

"huh!" I said, nodding thoughtfully. "so you're a… talking, umm, ladybug!"

"nope. Geez, I was hoping you'd be familiar with the concept of fighting supervillains and saving the day, but obviously I was wrong! Never mind, I'll start from the beginning! I am a kwami!"

"hang on," I said, frowning, "did you just say fighting supervillains? Sorry, Tikki, but I'm allergic to angry mobs! Who says I won't turn tail when a real butt kicking baddy comes along?"

The kwami considered this thoughtfully.