IMPORTANT! If you have not read What the Hell is Going on! and Return of the Psychic Freaks!, then please do. It will make much more sense, though this series hardly makes any sense at all...
Note: I'm sure you're all wondering what the name of this story means. I'll tell you in a couple chapters. Maybe in the next one... If I get five people asking me, I'll put it in the chapter after I get the fifth one. OK?
Chapter 1: Prologue
"I don't think this will work, Kagura..." Katakoutai said, looking down into the lake's clear water. They all sat on top of Kagura's feather, Kanna next to Kagura, holding her mirror and looking just as emotionless as ever, Kagura looking bored, and the two not so familiar incarnations, Katakoutai and her sister, Koubakoutai. Katakoutai had long purple hair in a ponytail, and had purple eyes. Her claws, slutty clothes and boots, and anything else that wasn't a dark purple already, was black. Her sister, on the other hand, had green hair in pigtails, green eyes, green nails, and had more of a tunic thing going, with leather boots and clothing.
"Naraku had one more incarnation that was ready to be born before his death. I suppose we should awaken it," Kagura said, the wind blowing around them quickly. Though, it was Kagura's doing, when the wind was blowing so strong.
"Why are we doing this though? There's not much reason to. Except for the fact that it might be fun to torture the humans..." Koubakoutai said, stretching back and putting her head over the side of the feather. She took a flower from behind her ear, examining the black petals and blood red stem and leaves.
"I have my reasons..." Kagura said, opening up her fan and covering her face with it. Her reason was simple. She wanted to find her heart, so then she could be free. Her best chance of finding it was getting this new incarnation. Though Naraku was dead, she still hadn't found that damned heart.
"I sort of wish I had seen Kanna when she dyed her hair blue... That would have been so interesting!" Koubakoutai said, getting up and smiling brightly.
All of them looked at her, their eyes narrowed into slits, except for Kanna, who just sat there, like she wasn't hearing any of this. "You are very annoying, sister," Katakoutai said, turning to look at the lake.
"Well, it makes up for not getting the good power. You get to turn into animals. What do I get to turn into? PLANTS! Plants suck..." Koubakoutai said, folding her arms.
"Your power suits you well, sister," Katakoutai said, smirking.
"How's that?" she asked, looking at her sister expectantly.
"You have the intelligence of a plant."
"Shut up!"
"Quiet, you two! Once the full moon is directly above the lake we can awaken our sibling," Kagura said, moving the feather over the middle of the lake.
They waited a few minutes in silence, Koubakoutai bubbly once more and Katakoutai looking into the water carefully. Slowly, Kanna stood and raised her mirror, making the light from the moon reflect off of it and go into the water. Koubakoutai smiled and plucked a petal from the black flower and dropped it into the water, and they watched as the clear water slowly became a murky black.
"I think it's working!" Katakoutai said, going to the edge of the feather and taking a closer look.
Slowly a figure rose, the water moving up like a platform. Soon the woman incarnation opened her blood red eyes and blankly stared into the distance, water running down her naked body.
- - -
"You dumbass!" Kay yelled as she pushed Michelle inside the chest so they could go into InuYasha's world. Kay jumped in after her, the few supplies that she was bringing in a backpack strapped tightly to her back. Soon they landed on the other side, in a chest inside Kaede's hut. Charlie sat there, watching the two get out of the chest and sit down, yawning and such.
Michelle and Kay had grown taller, and more... 'woman like', you could say. Well, Michelle was 15, and Kay 16. That made perfect sense. Michelle's hair had grown a bit over the year, and Kay's had too, but Kay's hair still looked like Shirley Temple compared to Michelle's super straight black hair. Charlie didn't look much different either, just like he always did, the scruffy red collar hanging around his neck and the shaggy black fur almost covering it up, and his white stomach getting slightly whiter each year.
Besides changing physically, they had changed mentally too... Sort of. Michelle had gone through some tough times, with her oldest brother causing trouble, forcing her parents to put Michelle in a relative's home for her safety. She didn't want to go to any relatives, so Kay offered her to live with them. It worked out fine in the end, except her brother is still an idiot.
If the two had learned anything from all their times going back and forth through the chests, it was that they had learned more about the things that they had to remember about traveling through dimensions and time. If they were in the real world, the clock was the same in the feudal era, but if they were in InuYasha's world, if they were there for longer than an hour, they were only gone an hour in their world. That helped a lot with school work. They also found out that it's a good idea to go to the bathroom before going to InuYasha's world, because no matter how many times they went, they still had to go.
From this whole experience they had found many humorous things to do on the internet. They would go on to see what wacky parings the people came up with. Kay had always hated the Kagome and Sesshomaru paring, but now she hated almost any paring involving her. There was Kay-Miroku, Kay-Sesshomaru, Kay-InuYasha, Kay-Kagome (Michelle laughed very hard at this one), and the scariest one of all, Kay-Jaken. Ugh! But Kay also tortured Michelle by reading aloud all the parings that had her in them. They were basically the same as all the Kay- 'whoever' parings, but much funnier with Michelle. Kay also would look on fan sites and find sites with a whole fan base with her, Michelle, or even Charlie!
It had been a year since Naraku was killed, in Kay and Michelle's world anyway, and the group hadn't changed much at all. People don't change very much in cartoons. InuYasha was still as stubborn as ever, except he had grown used to Kay calling him Yasha, Kagome was basically the same, as was Shippo, Kirara and Miroku. Sango had become softer now that Kohaku was with them, though they made a good income by slaying demons in nearby villages.
"Ah! You guys are back. Now we can leave!" Sango said.
"You sound like InuYasha!" Kay interrupted.
"I mean Kohaku and I. We're going to slay a demon a couple villages away. It'll take us a day or two, so we'll be gone until tomorrow or the next day," Sango explained.
"Ah," Kay said, nodding a couple times. "Well, good luck with that then." And they were off, traveling to a strange town.
Kay yawned and leaned back to relax. Michelle did the same thing, her breathing becoming slower and deeper.
"Hey, you two! We still have to find the last couple of jewel shards!" InuYasha yelled at the two resting humans.
Kay sighed but kept her eyes closed. "We know that. Two of them are with Michelle's boyfriend, Kouga--"
"He's not my boyfriend!" interrupted Michelle.
"And the rest are out there somewhere. We've almost got the whole jewel, but the pieces will just keep getting smaller and smaller," Kay finished, sighing once more.
"Your point?" InuYasha asked.
"My point is that they will be hard to find, so I'm going to take a bath in the hot springs." Kay got up and stretched and then asked Kagome if she wanted to come, and she accepted.
"You just took a shower at home!" Michelle argued.
"So?"
Michelle groaned and Miroku slowly got up. Kay turned around, drawing her sword, Aoirohiken, at the same time. She pointed it straight at Miroku's face. "Don't you dare." Kay said her words slowly and clearly so the pervert would understand them perfectly.
Kay grabbed her backpack and they left, leaving Shippo, Miroku, InuYasha, Michelle and Charlie to stay there by themselves. I'm going out, Charlie said to all of them telepathically.
"Wait!" Michelle yelled, jumping up and falling on the floor, face first. "Don't leave me with these people!"
"Hey!" they all yelled at once.
Charlie sighed mentally and walked outside, breathing in the fresh air. You can't get that in the city. He walked towards the forest, just following whatever trail there was, but soon a peculiar scent caught his nose. It smelt like a demon! Charlie ran through the forest and slowed down when he found the spot where the demon should be. He looked around and then looked up, right before he blacked out.
Next time: Who is this mysterious demon, and what did she do to Charlie? And why is Kay screaming? It takes a lot for her to scream, but why is she doing it now?
Michelle: We're back and in business, baby!
Kay: Oh yeah!
Michelle: It sucked not doing these nice little things at the end of the chapters.
Kay: Oh no!
Michelle: What?
Kay: Read the next chapter!
Michelle: Oh no!
Charlie: Oh no!
InuYasha: Oh no!
Kagome: Oh no!
Kool-aid guy: OH YEAH!
All: O.O;;;
Kool-aid guy: Read the next chapter, The Naked Truth! Oh yeah!
Kay: Yes, I do watch Family Guy, why do you ask?
NOTE: Because I've updated so early, the chapters won't be up as quickly. I wanted to get the first chapter up for the real Michelle, who is at my house at the time, and who does not have an internet connection at her home so whenever she's here she reads the fanfic with us both in it. Whenever I make fun of her she gives me the bird or attacks me... I wonder, is this story really worth it? Then my stupidity kicks in and I think 'HELL YEAH!' So... yeah.