Last time: Kay and Michelle found some morel mushrooms, but it seems that in the InuYasha world, when they are mixed with certain spices, they make you act like you're drunk and high!

Chapter 5: The Effects of Morels

"Everyone loves Magical Trevor, cause the tricks that he does are ever so clever!" Kay and Michelle sung, starting the 36th round of the song. They started doing the cancan and barely missed kicking the fire each time their legs went out.

"Kagome, the rock and I are going to be mates," InuYasha said, holding out a rock for Kagome to look at. She stopped doing the chicken dance and looked at the rock and started to cry.

"But I thought you loved me, rock!" Kagome yelled grabbing the rock and hugging it. She got angry at the rock and threw it in the fire, making it land smack-dab in the middle of the fire.

"Rock!" InuYasha yelled, running to the fire. He stopped right before it and stuck his hand in, but pulled it out instantly. "Fire hot!"

"InuYasha, will you bear my children?" Miroku asked InuYasha as he took his hands and held them in his own.

InuYasha gasped and said, "I thought you'd never ask!"

Kay ran in between the two lovers and held her hands out to stop them from attacking each other. "So you lied to me, InuYasha? I thought you were going to bear my children!" Kay yelled, glaring at InuYasha.

Kagome watched a demon fly by. "Ooh! Pretty light!" Kagome said, watching the demon. Kay turned to watch the demon and so did Michelle.

Off in the distance they saw a figure. Kay jumped up and said, "Michelle! It's Kinkyho!" Kay ran around the fire and over to the dead priestess.

"What do you want?" Kikyo asked Kay.

"Kinkyho, come with me!" Kay said, wrapping an arm around Kikyo's neck. Though Kay had seen Kikyo before, Kikyo had never met Kay, Michelle, or Charlie.

"Who are you and what did you call me? And where are you taking me?" Kikyo asked as she was dragged towards the camp.

"My name is Kay, and InuYasha is going to bear my children!" Kay said, picking up the pace.

"That would be impossible, since InuYasha is a boy and-- Wait, you know InuYasha?" Kikyo asked.

"Yeah! InuYasha is right over there, Kinkyho, but you can't see him right now. You have to eat some food," Kay said, shoving her towards the almost halfway full skillet of mushrooms.

"I do not need to eat," Kikyo said.

"I know you're dead, Kinkyho, but you still have a mouth!" Kay said, shoving around ten mushrooms into Kikyo's mouth. Kikyo swallowed them and frowned.

"Why did you force such disgusting food down my mouth? You are a horrible person and should--" Kikyo stopped. She was suddenly overcome by a strange sensation that made her feel light headed and dizzy. She looked around, but everything seemed to spin around and she couldn't tell up from down.

She walked forward and bumped into someone, and in front of her she saw InuYasha. She jumped him and then kissed his lips passionately.

Miroku wasn't too shocked when he found Kikyo kissing him because he was so drunkenly high. Kay watched Kikyo kiss Miroku, who she thought was InuYasha and she squealed. "Sango! Your wife is so cute!" Kay yelled out. Sango looked around and saw Kikyo kissing Miroku. She ran over to her and kicked her off of the monk and Sango sat on his chest, crossing her legs and arms.

"No one touches my wife!" Sango said, sticking her nose up in the air.

Charlie walked over to Shippo, who was still making out with Kirara and said, "Shippo! Quit humping the chicken!"

Shippo, finally realizing that he was kissing someone, backed away and sat against a tree, huddling his legs to his chest and looking around to everyone carefully. He would probably stay like that for the rest of the night.

From continuously doing the chicken dance, Kohaku was exhausted and had conked out, fast asleep near the fire. Amazingly, no one stepped on him. A very scared and scarred Kirara slowly walked towards Kohaku and laid down next to him, being the only one who had not had any mushrooms.

Kikyo was crying next to a tree and had Kagome comforting her, and Kikyo blubbering about how lucky her reincarnation was because she was so nice and pretty. Kagome sighed and asked who Kikyo's reincarnation was.

Kay looked around, bored, and wanting something to do. Everyone else was busy, because Michelle and InuYasha were trying to figure out a way to get the rock out of the fire and Miroku, Sango and Charlie looked like they were having a threesome, though in reality they were wrestling. Kay gasped and grinned, seeing someone in the distance.

"FLUFFY!" Kay yelled as she ran over to him and jumped up on him, tackling him in a bone-crushing hug.

"Get off of me, wench!" Sesshomaru said, his eyes flashing red.

Letting go of Sesshomaru, Kay got off of him and looked at Jaken. "Ommigod! You are so lucky! InuYasha is here!" Kay said, lifting Jaken up and running toward the fire with him.

"I don't want to see that stupid half-breed!" Jaken screamed right before being thrown in the fire. He screamed and jumped out of the fire and rolled around the ground, trying to get the flames off of him.

"What is wrong with Kay-chan, Sesshomaru-sama?" Rin asked Sesshomaru.

"I don't know," Sesshomaru said, walking over to the chaotic camp. Rin obediently followed.

"Sesshomaru-sama! I request that you kill this girl immediately!" Jaken yelled, pointing at Kay, who was now holding the rest of the mushrooms.

Kay grinned and stuffed at least ten mushrooms in each of the newcomer's mouths, leaving the skillet empty.

Sesshomaru growled and glared at Kay. "Why did you do that?"

"I dunno!" Kay said, grinning madly.

InuYasha walked over to the group and knelt down next to Jaken. InuYasha opened his mouth and said, his words slurred, "Have I ever told you how beautiful you are?"

"Hey, Kay, what is Sesshomaru and those little creatures doing here?" Charlie asked as he walked towards Kay. InuYasha got bored with Jaken and walked back over to the others, who were playing tag.

"Who?" Kay asked, looking at Charlie like he was nuts, which he probably was at the moment, but that's not the point. Charlie turned Kay and looked at Sesshomaru.

"FLUFFY!" Kay yelled as she ran over to him and tackled him. This time he didn't fall over, though, and he caught her before falling. He set her strait and then brushed off her shirt and licked his fingers. Why he licked his fingers may have something to do with those mushrooms, but he licked them anyway.

Kirara watched them all from afar, laying next to Kohaku while she watched. She watched Charlie as he ran around Jaken with Rin trying to catch his tail. He didn't seem to like small children pulling his tail, which Rin liked to do. Jaken was dancing strangely around in circles, just dancing in place, and Kay and Sesshomaru looked like they were doing the Tango, or something of that sort. Kirara mewed and shook her head, closing her eyes for a second and then resuming her spying. She then noticed Sango on Miroku's shoulders, Kagome on InuYasha's shoulders and Kikyo on Michelle's. They were playing chicken, though, the only one who would know about that game was Michelle, and maybe Kagome.

Suddenly two loud growls came from the other side of camp, and everyone stopped to watch. The pairs of people got of the others' shoulders and Jaken and Rin stood, watching as Charlie and Sesshomaru started growling at each other, Kay in the middle, trying to keep the two of them from charging at each other.

"What is your problem?" Kay yelled at both of them, her arms against both of them as they tried to get close enough to strangle the other's neck.

"HIM!" they answered simultaneously.

"Well, stop and sit down!" Kay yelled as she was straining even more to keep her arms locked and not let them cave in.

"Yeah, sit and--" Kagome started, but was interrupted by InuYasha smashing into the ground. Everyone turned to look at him and they all started laughing, except for Sesshomaru, who just smiled. Somehow, even though he was drunkenly high, he managed to stay just a little bit emotionless.

"We should go to bed," Kay said, yawning.

So, they went to bed.

- - -

The morning brought a lack of memory and a large headache as they tried to figure out how the got into their sleeping arrangements. Kikyo was laying next to Jaken, Rin was sleeping next to Kohaku, Kagome was laying with her head resting on InuYasha's chest, Miroku and Sango had cuddled up next to each other during the night, Michelle was curled up with Shippo on her head, and Charlie and Sesshomaru had both went on each side of Kay, Sesshomaru at least a foot away, Charlie curled up right next to her, his head on her knees.

"Does anyone remember what happened last night?" Michelle asked as she swatted Shippo off of her head.

"No," everyone answered in unison.

"Let's never talk about this, ever," Kay said, looking around the group. They all nodded and proceeded to leave to where they were going to go.

"Why is there a rock in the fire pit?" InuYasha asked as they were heading out.

Next time Thanks to those mushrooms, everyone is left dazed and confused, but they head off to Kaede's village anyway to relax. Because I like to have plots, you should be wondering when it should be starting, and what will happen, and who that mysterious character in the beginning of the story was!

Kay: Do you remember anything that happened in this chapter, besides the end?

Michelle: No.

Kay: OK, I was making sure.

Michelle: 'Kay.

Kay: What?

Michelle: I was saying OK.

Kay: Oh. I hate you.

Michelle: 'Kay, Kay.

Kay: At least my name doesn't mean 'close to God'.

Michelle: SHADDUP!

Kay: NYEH:P

Michelle: Just read the next chapter, Thank You.

Kay: There's nothing wrong with being religious, it's just Michelle is the farthest thing from it.

Michelle: Hey! Just because I'm going to hell doesn't mean you can tease me.