Im sooooooo sorry about the long update! Okay, heres my excuse. (flips through book of excuses) My dog ate it. Wait, I don't have a dog. Ummmmmmmmmm…… Ok, heres the truth. I was being lazy and didn't update. Don't blame me! I had writers block! Aaaaaand, I was too busy playing FFCC. (Yahoo! I finally beat the game!)

'thoughts'

"talking"

Disclaimer: Waaaaaaaaah! I don't own FFCC! Sniff.

This chapter is dedicated to mio and Neji, and Aery, who are the only ones that reviewed.

Enjoy!

Chapter 4: Mushroom Forest

As they rounded the corner, they saw huge mushrooms! "Hey! That's almost as big as your ass, fat-ass!" Justin punched mog. "And its almost as ugly as you!"

Kelsey stepped in between them before Justin remembered he had a lance. "Alright! That's enough! Now, get a move on!" They entered the forest, coming to a fork. 'Dangit! I don't want a fight between Allie and Justin now!' Kelsey remembered at the River Belle Path. "Lets take a right" she decided.

They took a left, coming to a monster with a bulb on his head. Justin charged at it, his lance in front of him. He thrust, but missed. The bulb guy swung his bulb at Justin. He blocked, and slashed. The bulb came off, and the creature died. "Well, that was easy" Justin boasted. "Yea, yea. Whatever you say, all mighty Justin." Patrick bowed as he said that. "Damn right! I am king!"

They came to a dead end. "Damnit Kelsey! And here I was, thinking you were so smart! Well, you really proved me wrong!" Allie accused. "Well, lets turn around, and go the other way." Justin, still thinking Patrick wasn't joking about him being king, "Alright slaves! Off we go! Now, carry me! Chop chop!" "Yeah, as if!" Patrick turned and left, with mog, Kelsey, and Allie at his heels. "Hurry up fat-ass! You might be out of the chalices barrier ku…. cup……. screw this! Fat-ass!"

They went to the other side, only to find a flying gargoyle. (I think that's what it is) Patrick ran at it, with his swords out. "Die!" He jumped, but couldn't reach it. Allie, seeing this, went up and threw her sword at it. It missed by inches. She then grabbed Patricks swords and chunked those. One hit its wing, and the gargoyle fell to the ground. Justin and Kelsey ran up to it, hacking away. Kelsey stabbed it, and it let out a loud, long shriek, meaning it was dead. (duh!) They came to another dead end. "Shit! I see the other side, but we cant get to it! Ill jump, and then you guys jump. Ill catch you." Patrick ran to the edge of the chalices barrier, and ran as fast as he could to the other side. He soared through the air for what seemed like hours, but was only six seconds. He landed and rolled to let off some of the pressure on his feet. Allie yelled over, "Hey Patrick! That was good and all, but there is a pathway over here!" Justin, Kelsey, and Allie took the pathway. It went down, and then shot them up in the air.

"Well, that was fun. Journey forth, my slaves!" mog farted in his face. "What was that for?" "That was for being a fat-ass, fat-ass!" They went on, slaying monsters, and much to Allie and Kelseys relief, found magic. They came to a clearing. There was a small creature under their feet. "Hey, lets kill it now! It might drop something good!" Justin kicked it. It suddenly grew really big and ugly.

"See? I told you we should've killed it!" Justin said. "Shut up and help!" Patrick yelled back. The marlboro stuck its tentacles in the ground, slicing Patricks and Justins foot open. They limped whenever they walked. Kelsey prepared her fire. She aimed it at its body, and fired it. The marlboro caught on fire and attacked even faster. Patrick was blocking the minions that were trying to kill them. Justin was in front of the marlboro trying to cut off its tentacles. It let out a stream of gas. Justin was caught in it and started to get really sick. His body was shaking and then he passed out. The marlboro, seeing this, took advantage of Justin being out for the count. It started biting Justin and shredding him. Patrick came to the rescue and stabbed the marlboro in the neck, realesing Justin. Allie fired a blizzard at the marlboro, which stunned it for a bit. Patrick stabbed it with each of his swords. It shrieked and turned to attack Patrick. It put its tentacles under ground, and sliced upwards. Patrick was killed.

Allie, with a newborn rage, charged the marlboro recklessly. She got a few good hits in, and thrust her sword in its gut. The marlboro couldn't take any more, and it fell. Allie picked up Patricks body, screaming " Kelsey! Do we have a cure?" Kelsey shook her head. "Dammit! Someones going to pay dearly for this!" Allie screamed and started beating the ground. "Allie, we should go and get the myrrh. Ill carry Justin and you carry Patrick, ok?" Even mog was sad. "Who else will I get to call fat-ass? He was a pretty good warrior though fat-ass."

Kelsey got the myrrh. It filled the chalice up two-thirds They headed back. As they left, Justin awoke. "Hey, wheres Patrick? He saved my life! I should thank him." He noticed Patrick on Allies shoulder. "Once he wakes up, let me know, okay Allie?" Allie stammered a bit. "H-h-hes dead, Justin."

"Oh." They went through the forest. They came upon a bad guy. "I thought we killed all of the monsters in the forest. Oh well, lets get it!" Justin yelled. Kelsey fired her fire and it killed it. "Yeah, your making me waste my energy, huh Kelsey?" The monster dropped a yellow orb. (Kind of a coincidence huh?) Allie picked it up. "Maybe it's a more powerful type of cure." She set Patrick down and fired it on him. He came back to life.

"Oh my god Patrick! Your alive! We all thought you were dead!" Allie went up to Patrick and hugged him. "I cant die yet! We haven't got all of the myrrh yet!" Patrick boasted. They all left the Mushroom Forest.

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A/N: Well, another chapter done. If anyone wants to be in the story let me know in a review. Also, im still looking for a beta-reader. Thanks!