AUTHOR'S NOTE: Just a bit of randomness from each Doctor. Have you ever wondered why the Doctor doesn't ever meet himself in London? He's there all the time.
With the exception of Chicklet, everyone named is a Who character from one genre or another.
MEANWHILE, ALL THE DOCTORS ARE IN LONDON
FIRST DOCTOR: Susan, your grades are slipping.
SUSAN: Oh, Grandfather, you're such a square.
FIRST DOCTOR: I knew I shouldn't've come to Earth in the 1960's
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SECOND DOCTOR: Now, where's my recorder?
BRIGADIER: In the rubbish, hopefully.
SECOND DOCTOR: I heard that!
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THIRD DOCTOR: Let me explain this very, very simply.
LIZ: I didn't think you knew how to do anything very, very simply.
THIRD DOCTOR: Shut up and make some tea.
LIZ: Sod off.
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FOURTH DOCTOR: Come along, Sarah.
SARAH: No, you come along.
FOURTH DOCTOR: What?
SARAH: Why do I always have to do what you say?
FOURTH DOCTOR: Sarah…
SARAH: I got a series pilot, my own Audio series, and I'm guesting on the new show. So sod off.
FOURTH DOCTOR: O.O
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FIFTH DOCTOR: Oh, please, haven't I been in this enough?
AUTHOR: You're right. You get a free pass on this one.
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SIXTH DOCTOR: Don't you dare pick on me!
FROBISHER: You're getting too sensitive in your old age, Doc.
SIXTH DOCTOR: I am not old!
FROBISHER: Yeah, right. And I'm not a penguin.
SIXTH DOCTOR: You're not a penguin!
FROBISHER: Oh, sure. Split hairs.
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SEVENTH DOCTOR: Ace, throw some Nitro-9 and distract them.
ACE: I'm with Sarah. Why do I have to do what you tell me?
BENNY: Quite right, Ace. Let's get a drink.
IRIS: Now your talking, Lovey!
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EIGHTH DOCTOR: Go ahead, choose something. I probably won't remember it anyway.
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NINTH DOCTOR: Fantastic.
ROSE: Must you always stand around grinning like a fool?
JACK: Let me take you away from all this.
ROSE: You're on.
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TENTH DOCTOR: More coffee, Chicklet?
CHICKLET: When did we get to London?