Sirius Pie

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or The Saga Begins.

A/N: I have condensed all the chapters into one chapter. This is a parody. Parodies are protected by Free Use Act. Look it up on Google. This is meant to be read as a poem. I did add one last new verse in. Also I'm not finishing the poem, so this is all folks.

A long, long time an ago

I can still remember

How you did pranks to make me smile

If I had a chance

I could be a father to that boy

And maybe make him happy for a while

But Halloween made me cry

As I went to Godric's Hollow

To See your house been blown up

I can't remember if I cried

when I watch the half-giant take him away

but something touched me deep inside,

the day you died

See you later, Mr. Prongs I flew on my flying bike to your home

But your house was gone

Our big half-giant friend said to me,

"Dumbledore told me to take the boy to him.

Dumbledore told me to take the boy to him."

Did you know that slimy, little Rat

Who gave you up to the dark lord, Voldy

And fake his death to send me to Azkaban

Ahh, I saw him in the Daily Prophet

On young Ron shoulder and I escape that place

Yah, I will probably gonna to hold a knife over Ron's head

Well, I stop by to see that boy

And he almost got ran over by a bus

And I my way to the school of hope

That were I saw Moony and Snape

I made friend with Crookshanks

And got him to understand to get me that rat

And the second Peter caught my scent

Well, I knew he would fake his death again

Oh yes, it was our Wormtail

We started singing…

See you later, Mr. Prongs I flew on my flying bike to your home

But your house was gone

Our big half-giant friend said to me,

"Dumbledore told me to take the boy to him.

Dumbledore told me to take the boy to him."

Now for the reason I jump on little Ron

And drag him into the shack

But before I got that rat the other kids busted in

When I was explaining our Moony came

In and told his life story

And a voice that came from Snape

Oh, the kids toast that git

The snake felled down asleep

The room was full of talking

Not a yell interrupt again

And while we want to kill that rat

The boy-who-lived save him

And we left the shack

The day about 20 years later that you save the snake

We were singing,

See you later, Mr. Prongs

I flew on my flying bike to your home

But your house was gone

Our big half-giant friend said to me,

"Dumbledore told me to take the boy to him.

Dumbledore told me to take the boy to him."

We forgot the full moon until

The only Moony changed into a werewolf

and into the Forbidden Forest where

It almost runs into a time tuner duo.

The Dementors tried for a young soul

With the godson on the sidelines by the lake

He called old Prongs who was fire up

While potion masters got the Bloody Minster

I thought I was doom

Oh, but my deep fear vanish

'Cause the time turner duo appears with Buckbeck,

They got release me from my prison.

Do you know how much your son?

Is like you?

We started singing

See you later, Mr. Prongs

I flew on my flying bike to your home

But your house was gone

Our big half-giant friend said to me,

"Dumbledore told me to take the boy to him.

Dumbledore told me to take the boy to him."

Oh for a while I was sitting in a nice warm place

Then I got the letter from the boy,

About how his scar was ache,

And then I read how the Death Eaters attack

The place where the Quidditch World Finals took place

And I was singing

See you later, Mr. Prongs

I flew on my flying bike to your home

But your house was gone

Our big half-giant friend said to me,

"Dumbledore told me to take the boy to him.

Dumbledore told me to take the boy to him."