Thanks for the reviews ppl! As I promised, here's the next chapter.
"What is it Kurama?" I asked as Kurama started to bite down on his lower lip.
"I don't have anything for this type of poison, I've never seen this kind before," Kurama said as he took some of the leaves for the plant in his hand and put the on Hiei's shoulder with pressure. Blood started to gush around the leaves. "We have to bring him to Genkai's temple and have them look at it."
"Sure, I'll have Botan get us a portal to go through," I said as I searched my pockets for the stupid little communicator. After a while, dumb an' ugly decide to come over to pay a visit.
"What's happenin'?" Kuwabara asked as he wiped blood onto the sides of his pants. Kurama started to tell him what he found out so far. I flipped the purple top to the communicator open and yelled.
"YO BOTAN!!! PICK UP ANYONE!!!" I yelled, after a few seconds, Botan appeared. She had her fingers cleaning out her ears. Why, don't know.
"You yelled," Botan said as she removed her fingers.
"Ya, send us a portal to Grandma's, the missions done and we've got a problem."
"You actually have the Gem already!" Botan's face lit up.
"Kuwabara has the stupid thing."
"What thing?" Kuwabara asked as he scratched the top of his head.
"The Gem, you did take it from Yasu, right?" I asked as I raised an eyebrow.
"Umm, I thought tha' ya did it," Kuwabara said.
"Botan, hold on for a bit." I gave the communicator to Kurama. "YOUR TELLIN' ME THAT YOU THREW THE BODY INTO HELL WHEN IT STILL HAD THE GEM!!!" I yelled as I tackled Kuwabara to the ground. I started to punch him in the face as he tried to get away. "WHAT THE FUCK WAS YOU THINKING!!! IF I COULD, I WOULD THROW YOU DOWN THERE TO GET IT!!!" I think someone said something, 'cause I was ripped off of Kuwabara, and forced to stand. I looked to see who it was and I saw Kurama.
"Calm down Yusuke," Kurama said as he went to help Kuwabara to his feet. I looked around 'cause I heard something moving where Kurama was before. I saw Hiei looking at us with dazed eyes as he tried to get up. The plants in his shoulder stopped him from getting even an inch from the ground.
"Umm, Kurama," I said as I pointed to Hiei. Kurama looked at me and then to where I was pointing. Hiei growled at the plants as he tried to get them out of his shoulder.
"Hiei!" Kurama yelled as he ran over to Hiei. "You need to rest." Kurama kneeled next to Hiei and lightly pushed him back to the ground.
"How the fuck did I get on the ground?" Hiei asked as he looked at Kurama. Kurama didn't have chance to answer 'cause Hiei yawned an' fell back asleep.
"Here Yusuke," Kurama said as he tossed the open communicator to me. I caught it an' saw Botan.
"Make that two problems an' a baka," I told Botan. "First things first, can you get us to Grandma's?"
"Sure, hold on!" Botan said as she disappeared from the screen. I closed the thing an' put it in my left pocket. A few seconds passed an' still nothing. A portal appeared right next to Kuwabara.
"To Grandma's house we go!" I said as I started to walk near the portal. "You need help Kurama?" Kurama shook his head as he got rid of the plants an' picked Hiei up, bridal-style. We went through the portal an' landed before the steps to the temple. "Maybe next time they can get us one to bring us PAST THE DAMN STAIRS!!!" We started to run up them, but Kuwabara tripped an' rolled back down. Kurama stopped me an' we had to wait for the baka. After three minutes of watching him roll an' twist, we decided, for Hiei's sake, to go without him. We made it to the temple an' I opened the sliding door for Kurama. See, I can be nice, when I feel like it. "YUKINA!!! OLD HAG!!! WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM!!!" Grandma appeared.
"Again?" Genkai asked as Yukina appeared with bandage wraps for what she couldn't heal.
"Yes, Hiei is poisoned though," Kurama said as he put Hiei down on a futon nearby.
"I swear, he has a target glued to him somewhere," Grandma said as she an' Yukina went to inspect the injuries. Kurama took the bandages an' started to wrap our injuries. When he was done with Kuwabara an' all of his burns, he worked on my cuts, then himself. "This is unusual."
"Did you find out anything, my dear sweet Yukina?" Kuwabara said as he tried to make a pass at Yukina. Luckily, Hiei was asleep, so I got to do the honors of hitting him. "What was tha' for Urameshi?"
"For being an ass," I said. Yukina still didn't get what Kuwabara meant, an' luckily, she probably never will. "You can continue."
"Thank you, I think. Will Kazuma be alright?" Yukina asked as she looked at Kuwabara's face, which was planted to the floor.
"Yup, just ignore him," I said as I kicked him.
"Okay, well, we know that Hiei-san was poisoned but we do not know by what or what type it is," Yukina said as she looked at Hiei.
"Long story on what happened," I said as I grinned. "I'll make it short, umm…we got in a fight, won, got in another, won, got in another, won, an' that's about it."
"Dim wit," The old hag said as she tapped her foot. "Do I have to Keiko over here for you to tell the whole story?" When I heard this I froze.
"NO!!! Kurama, you wanna tell them?" I said as I recalled the last encounter with Keiko.
"Sure," Kurama said as he told them. Yukina sat down next to Hiei during Kurama's extremely vivid tale. A few times I saw Yukina wince. I looked down an' saw that Kuwabara was drooling on the floor. I kicked him, his puddle got closer to my shoes. He snorted an' grabbed my led as he rolled over. Now drool had completely covered my right shoe an' I was pissed. My eye started to twitch, I went to kick him but something stopped me. I looked at my other foot an' saw vines wrapped around it. "Hold on Yusuke." He walked over to Kuwabara with a few seeds in his hands. He grew the seeds into normal looking plants and put them near Kuwabara's nose. After a few seconds, Kuwabara's face started to twitch. He let go off my foot an' I immediately kicked him in the ribs.
"BUNNIES!!!" Kuwabara yelled as he sat up.
"Took you long enough," I said as I wiped my shoe off on his pants. Kurama started to laugh behind his hand. Yukina had her hand over her mouth, an' the old hag slapped herself on her forehead.
"Bakas," Grandma muttered as she removed her wrinkled, old hand.
"Better to be a young baka than an old, shriveled up hag," I said as I examined my shoes.
"Care to repeat that?"
"Damn straight, BETTER TO BE A YOUNG BAKA THAN AN OLD, SHRIVELED UP HAG!!! What are you going senile already?" I yelled. Yukina's eyes were wide, along with Kurama's. Kuwabara was laughing his ass off, an' Grandma's eye was twitching like there was no tomorrow.
"Run Yusuke!" Kurama yelled. I took that as a cue an' I bolted out of the room. The old hag was close in pursuit.
"Don't break a hip!" I yelled back to Grandma. Unfortunately, I wasn't looking where I was going an' I ran headfirst into a wall.
"Same goes to you," Grandma said as he punched me in the back of the head. "You never learn."
"Damn you," I muttered as I rubbed my face.
"Is everyone alright?" Yukina asked when we walked back.
"Don't worry, he'll be fine. The dumbass didn't damage anything he uses," Grandma said as she sat down.
"So, you went through all of that in less than twenty-four hours?" Yukina asked. We nodded. "You must be tired, follow me and I will show you where you can rest."
"Sure Yukina," we said as we followed her to the same rooms we were in last time. I lie down an' fell asleep right away. I woke up to the sound of birds chirping.
"Damn birds," I muttered as I blocked my ears with my pillow. I was about to go back to sleep, but I smelt food. Not just any food, breakfast food, not burnt food! I jumped out of bed an' ran towards the smell. I ran into the kitchen an' saw Kurama an' Yukina wearing pink, frilly aprons. Yukina I could understand, but Kurama? I started to laugh an' they turned to face me.
"Hello Yusuke," Kurama said as he turned back to the stove.
"Good morning!" Yukina said as she smiled. She then turned back to the stove.
"Oh, Yusuke. If I were you, I would think twice before laughing," Kurama said. What? I looked down an' saw that I was still in my boxers. DAMN!!! I knew I forgot something!
"Oh well," I said as I pulled up a chair an' sat in it. "What are you guys making?"
"Breakfast," Yukina said. I fell out of my chair.
"Umm, yeah. I meant what kind."
"The kind you eat," Kurama said.
"Can't you just answer my question?!" I asked. Just before I got an answer, Kuwabara busted into the room.
"YUKINA!!!" Kuwabara yelled as he looked around the room an' eventually found her. Not like it was hard, she is the only girl in the room.
"Are you trying to wake the dead?" I asked as I tried to make myself less deaf by sticking a finger in my ear an' twisting it. When I pulled it out, breakfast was ready. Yukina and Kurama took off their aprons an' they put the on the counter. Kuwabara had to go bring the old fossil her tea, Yukina asked. Breakfast consisted of everything I could eat, an' I sure as hell tried.
"I will go and check on Hiei, is that alright with everyone?" Yukina asked us. We nodded an' Kurama went to go with her. After I was done, I went to go check on the fire demon too. When I entered the room, he was still out like a light, like after Kuwabara sings a solo.
"Ugh," Hiei moaned as his eyes fluttered open. "Where the fuck am I?" Yukina's face lit up as she hugged Hiei. Hiei, still not putting the pieces together, slowly patted her back as she hugged him.
"You're at Genkai's temple," Kurama said he helped Hiei sit up after Yukina let him go.
"How the fuck did I get here?" Hiei asked.
"We'll tell you after breakfast, that is if Yusuke didn't eat the cupboards along with the food," Kurama said as he help Hiei walk to the kitchen, even though Hiei protested the entire time. He gave up his struggle when Yukina asked.
"Nothing like a second breakfast," I said as I stretched.
"Hungry again, Yusuke?" Kurama asked as he an' Yukina put the aprons back on. Hiei yawned as Yukina an' Kurama started to cook again. Kuwabara came back while I was starting to get a conversation going with Hiei.
"Shorty's awake!" Kuwabara yelled as he entered the kitchen. When he screamed, Hiei an' I had to cover our ears to prevent them from bleeding. "How're ya feelin'?"
"I was feeling better when I didn't have to see your face," Hiei muttered just loud enough for us to hear.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Kuwabara yelled.
"Could you stop yelling Kazuma?" Yukina asked when everyone in a ten-mile radius removed their hands from their ears. "Hiei just woke up."
"Sure Yukina!" Kuwabara said. Kurama an' Yukina carried another huge platter of food to the table. I picked up my knife an' fork for the second time this hour, an' dug in as soon as the platter touched the table. After a few minutes, everything on the plate was gone, including the doily. Kuwabara ate the doily on 'accident'; he probably thought that it was a strip of pancakes.
"Hiei, you barely ate anything," Kurama said as he an' Yukina looked at Hiei, who was still yawning.
"I'm not hungry, just tired," Hiei said as he yawned again.
"Are you sure?" Yukina asked.
"I told you guys-" Hiei started to say. He stopped in the middle of his sentence, his eyes rolled back to the whites, blood poured out of his mouth, an' his head fell back.
"HIEI!" we yelled as we tried to figure out what was wrong with him. Kurama picked him up as we ran into the room he was in earlier. Kurama put him down an' Yukina sent Kuwabara to go get Grandma.
"He's burning up," Kurama said as he put his hand to Hiei's forehead. Yukina ran to get some water as I went to get the towels. I got them an' ran back as fast I could. Hiei's breathing had turned into gasps for air. His face was flushed as he shivered. Now I knew something was wrong. The old hag came back with Kuwabara.
"What happened?" Grandma asked as we tried to get Hiei's temperature back to normal. Luckily, Kurama knew how high Hiei's temperature should be. Yukina told Grandma as we kept soaking the towels. Hiei's Jagan started to bleed. I noticed this when I went to put a cold towel on his forehead.
"Kurama?" I directed Kurama's attention to the bleeding Jagan.
"SHIT!!!" Kurama yelled. "We've got to stop the bleeding!"
Sorry for the shortness of this chapter. The next one will be longer. Two more reviews will get the next one up. And if you want it to be shonen-ai, yaoi, or if you want pairings, tell me in your reviews! If no one says anything, I'll do the picking grins evilly . Ja ne!