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"Why'd we need to go there? Not that I'm scared," Kuwabara asked. His knees were shacking, like he ain't scared.
"We need to get a rare plant, and I do not have the seeds to grow it, so we need to go to the Makai and retrieve the plant," Kurama stated in way too many words. He might like Hiei, but damn! Just say 'We gotta get the plant for the antidote, ya scared ass, chickenshit'.
"In less words?" Kuwabaka asked as he scratched the back of his head. If I didn't know how he got a 3o/o on one, more like all…with a few exceptions, of his tests, I'd know now.
"To make the antidote for Hiei, I need a certain plant that I don't yet acquire."
"Umm."
"Damn!" I yelled. Now I was pissed at his lack of brains. "We need the damn plant! We get the plant, we make the antidote, we give it to Hiei, and Hiei gets better! How dumb are you Kuwabaka!"
"Calm down Yusuke," Kurama said as he placed his hand on my shoulder. I bet he'd be the woman in Hiei an' his relationship. Are we invited to tha wedding? Better be, or I'll be pissed.
"Fine, but you're still a dumbass, bastard Kuwabara," I mumbled loud enough for him to here as Koenma sent us a portal. Right before we went threw the portal I told Koenma a piece of advice. "Oh Koenma, the gem's in hell! BYE!" All of ran through the portal as Koenma started to yell profanities that I knew all too well.
"Here we are," Kurama said as we stepped into the Makai. Luckily, we made it in one piece, unluckily; it was in a swamp that smelt worse than the walking pile of shit named Kuwabara.
"Question? Where is here?" Guess how asked that 'brilliant' question. Three clues. One: it ain't me. Two: It ain't Kurama. And three: there are only three of us.
"Do not worry about that Kuwabara," Kurama said in a voice that screamed 'you don't wanna know'. "In a nearby tree there will be a vine filled with deep purple and black flowers, we need two of them." We split into groups of three and searched for the damned flower. After three minutes of walking around in knee-deep…I have no idea what this shit is, I found the damn flowers. Kurama said that if one of us found it to whistle. I whistled and in a matter of seconds Kurama appeared.
"You found it?" Kurama asked. I could tell that he was out of breath, but he hid it well.
"Damn straight," I replied as I showed Kurama the tree full of the flowers. Kurama reached in his pocket and grabbed something. He pulled out a black pouch and put two of the flowers in it.
"Lets find Kuwabara and-" Kurama started to say, but was cut off by one of Kuwabara's girly screams.
"HELP!" The dumbass yelled. We got over to where he was an' found out tha' he was stuck in a tree.
"You or me?" I asked with a grin on my face. Let him say me, and we can say 'bye-bye' to tha tree.
"I'll get this one," Kurama replied as he started to walk near the tree. Damn, well I did get the last one. "I do not trust the look in your eyes." Damn you Yoko! "He says 'damn you too'." Kurama walked over to the tree and started to use his Yoko powers to let it bend to the ground, Kuwabaka jumped out an' the tree went back to its place.
"Thanks Kurama," The baka said as he hugged Kurama. I don't think Hiei would like that. And Kurama seemed to have noticed that because he made Kuwabara let go of him.
"Yusuke can you have Koenma send us a portal to Genkai's?" Kurama asked me.
"Ya know it," I pulled out the damn purple communicator and opened it. Why did Botan have to give me a purple one! "Yo Koenma! Pick UUUPPP!"
"What now?" Koenma asked as he appeared on the screen.
"Send us to Oldie Moldie's temple."
"Why should I?"
"Well, I could keep calling you till I die, but that would mean that I'm no longer goin' on missions so…I don' think tha' ya have a choice."
"FINE!"
"Welcome!" I closed it an' stuck it in one of my pockets. "Three…two…one." Right after I said one, a portal appeared a few inches away from Kuwabara, causing him to scream, Kurama to giggle behind his hand, and me to laugh and neva let him live it down.
"Shall we?" Kurama asked, being all 'gentlemanly', that's what Keiko calls it.
"YUKINA!" The idiot screamed as he ran into the portal. I rolled my eyes as Kurama an' I went in after him.
"Wow, you're back without any casualties, I presume that Kurama was the leader, am I right?" The old bitch said with a smirk on her wrinkled face.
"Did someone strap your diaper too tight this week? 'Cause you've been a bitch lately," I remarked. I had to say it, no one else was gonna.
"Run, Yusuke!" Kurama yelled as Grannie's eye twitched and her hands were clenching, then unclenching, then reclenching…you get the picture right. Either way, I was gonna be in a world of pain, seeing how Koenma wouldn't let me die…again. I ran as fast as I could out of the temple with Grannie 2000 running afta me.
"Just wait till I catch you!" Hag growled as she gained a bit.
"Whatchya gonna do, knit me a sweater?" Definitely not tha best thing ta do. Next thing I knew, I was seein' tree, a lot of tree. Before I passed though, I heard Yukina yell somethin'. But I'm pretty sure that it was the words 'Touya' and 'Jin'.
"Ugh," I moaned as I woke up. All of a sudden it was morning again. My face was a bit scratched up; I noticed this when I looked in the mirror. I got up an' went into the kitchen. Kurama, Yukina, Touya, and Jin. Yukina an' Kurama were wearin' the same frilly aprons as last time, only they were cooking more of different stuff.
"Hiya Urameshi!" Jin yelled as he flew over an' patted me on the back. "Neva knew ya liked trees so much. Nex' time I visi' I'll bring ya some plan's bu' I though' tha' Reddy ova there was the plan' lova." Kurama looked back at Jin with a questioning glance.
"Is it safe to presume that I am 'Reddy"?" Kurama asked Touya.
"Yes, I am Icy, Genkai is Oldie, Yusuke is Urameshi, Kuwabara is Baka, Hiei is Flamey, and Yukina is Snowy. Have I forgotten anyone here?" Touya said.
"At least the names match," I replied as I grabbed Jin by his ankles an' got him to sit down. "Be glad you aren't called a hippie, tree hugger, peace lover, sissy, or a pansy." Kurama rolled his eyes as he returned to cookin'. That's when I noticed that his hair was in a ponytail. I bit down on my knuckles to keep from laughing.
"How are you feeling Yusuke?" Touya asked, trying ta distract me from laughing.
"Yeah, I was on ma way flyin' an' we saw oldie chasin' ya an' ya ran face first inta a tree. With the force ya musta been travlin', I' musta fel' like a ton a' bricks, or a' ton a anythin' cause a' ton of feather's weighs tha same as a to a' bricks, am I righ'?" Jin said as feast as he probably could.
"You need subtitles," Touya said as he shook his head.
"Ya can say that again," I said.
"You need subtitles," Jin replied smiling. We gave him odd looks and he returned 'em. "Wha? Ya neva said tha' he had ta' say I', ya jus' said ta' say I' again."
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