Road Trip!
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A rusty Volkswagen is parked outside Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. There are piles of suitcases sitting beside the car. Wolverine, Sabertooth, and Toad are loading them into the trunk.
Toad: So...Again, how'd we get into this?
Wolverine: You of all people should know. The superhero convention...remember? Magneto was supposed to come, but he sent you and Blob instead.
Toad: Eyes widen. Ohhhhhh yeaaaaah! He sent us 'cause he said he had more important things to do!
The camera cuts back to Magneto's lair. Magento slides into his chambers wearing nothing but his tighty-whities and a pair of sunglasses. 'Taking Care of Buisiness' is playing in the background and he's bobbing his head to the beat.
Magneto: A villain's gotta have fun too sometimes!
Magneto pretends to play the electric guitar.
Magneto: . Taking care of buisiness and working overtime. WORKOUT!
Blob wheels Charles Xavier toward them.
Charles: Lighten up, Logan. This could be a positive learning experience for all of us. Through this male bonding trip we'll have aquired more information about each other, and maybe even a little about ourselves!
Blob looks at Toad's suitcase.
Blob: You got any food in there?
A fly is heard buzzing around Toad's head. Toad rolls his eyes and catches the fly with his tongue. He presents the partially dead fly to Blob.
Toad: Want it?
Blob: Disturbed. Um...No thanks...
Toad: Suit yourself! CRUNCH!
Sabertooth: Hey, slackers, why don't you quit yapping and give me a hand here!
Blob and Toad nod and help Wolverine and Sabertooth with the rest of the suitcases.
Charles: All right, now that that's settled, let us be off!
Sabertooth and Wolverine get into the front of the car. Then Toad climbs into the back. Blob squeezes himself into the car, taking up two seats.
Toad: O.o;
Charles: Realizing there's no room for him. Oh dear...
Sabertooth: What do we do now?
Wolverine: Happily. I guess we'll have to cancel the road trip! Oh well:)
Charles: Not so fast, Logan!
Wolverine: Huh?
Charles: Strap me to the roof.
Wolverine: Are you serious!
Charles: Yes. I cannot let us pass up an opportunity like this. This is the chance of a life time! We musn't give up so quickly. So strap me to the roof.
Wolverine: What ever you say...TT
The rusty Volkswagen is now driving down the highway. Sabertooth looks boredly out into space as he drives down the road. Wolverine is playing with the radio, Toad is playing Tetris on his old Gameboy, and Blob picks the dust out of his naval. Charles Xavier sits peacefully ontop of the car, unmoving.
Wolverine: Still looking for a good station. Where's all the music! Among the songs Wolverine skips through, he passes Total Eclipse of the Heart.
Sabertooth: Oooo! Put that back!
Wolverine: Put what back?
Sabertooth: That song! That's my favorite song!
Wolverine looks at him confusedly and skips back to Total Eclipse of the Heart.
Sabertooth: Singing. Turn arooooooound, bright eyes! Every now and then I fall apa-a-art! Turn arooooound bri-ight eyes! Every now and then I fall apart! And I need you now tonight. And I need you more than ever!
Wolverine: You've gotta been kiddin' me! This is the stupidest song ever created!
Sabertooth: No it's not! It has lovely lyrics and emotional depth!
Wolverine: It's just a girl destroying her voice over a microphone! You call that emotional depth!
Toad: Singing with Sabertooth. And if you only hold me ti-i-ight, we'll be holding on forever!
Wolverine: O.O
Toad and Blob: And we'll only be making it ri-i-ight, 'cause we'll never be wrong!
Toad, Blob, Xavier, and Sabertooth: Together we can take it to the eeeeeeeeend of the line! You love is like a shadow on me all of the time!
Wolverine: O.O;;;
Sabertooth: . I don't know what to do and I'm aaaaaaaalways in the dark! We're living in a powder leg and givin' off sparks!
Now even the people from other cars are starting to sing. There are fireworks and special effects going off in the background.
Wolverine: WHAT THE!--
Everyone except Wolverine: I REALLY NEED YOU TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! FOREVER'S GONNA START TONI-I-IGHT! FOREVER'S GONNA START TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
Sabertooth: Sad. Once upon a time I was falling in love...
Toad, Blob, Xavier, and Sabertooth: But now I'm only falling apart...Nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the heeeeeeeeeeart...
Wolverine: I hate you all...