GOTHAM CITY, BOSTON
Toad: Arewethereyet?
Sabertooth: No!
Toad: ...Now?
Sabertooth: A little more aggravated. No!
Toad: Now?
Sabertooth: NOOOOOOOOOO!
The car passes a big road sign: Gotham City, Boston.
Toad: Hey! Wait a sec! We started out in New York and now we're in Boston! To Sabertooth. Don't you know how to read a map!
Sabertooth growls as he reads the map upside down. Everyone groans.
Wolverine: Hey, we've been driving around for a while. We might as well stop and rest.
Sabertooth is about to turn Wolverine's suggestion down when he realizes Toad is not wearing his seatbelt.
Sabertooth: Sounds good to me:)
Sabertooth slams on the breaks. Toad goes flying out the front window.
Toad: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THUMP!
Blob: Geez! Who taught you how to drive! OO
Sabertooth gives him a devilish grin.
Charles: Toad, are you all right!
Toad: God...Is that you?
The car is now parked outside a shanty motel. Blob and Toad stay in one room and Wolverine, Sabertooth, and Xavier are in the room next to them. Toad is lying on one of the beds. There are billions of springs sticking out the sides. Blob stand over him, holding an icepack over Toad's head.
Blob: You know you really should remember to wear your seat belt next time. Do you know how many accidents happen because people forget to wear their seatbelts!
Toad: Shakes his head as if trying to snap himself out of something. Do you think they have room service in here? I wouldn't mind grabbing a bite to eat.
Blob: Me too!
Blob grabs the phone next to Toad. Dial tone...Dial tone...Dial tone...
Lady: Room service, room 666, how can I help you?
Blob: Yeah. On the menu, get us two of everything.
Toad checks his wallet. It's close to empty. Toad looks at Blob confusedly.
Blob: Don't worry. The Professor will cover it.
Toad: :)
25 minutes later...
A lady knocks on the door to Blob and Toad's room. She has a giant cart with all the entres. Blob answers the door.
Lady: Here's your food. That'll be $220.50 and--
Blob is about to pay when, out of the corner of his eye, he sees a huge, partially dead creature on the plate.
Blob: What is that! Oo;
Lady: That's the soup of the day.
Toad hops on top of Blob's shoulder. He looks down at the meal.
Toad: Wow! This place has flies in the soup and everything. I like it here!
Blob notices another entre covered in hair and mucas.
Blob: I don't even want to know what that thing is!
Lady: Your bill, sir?
Blob: No way, Lady! I want a refund. This is not food, it's...a monstrosity!
Lady: You ordered it, NOW PAY UP!
Sabertooth, Wolverine, and Charles hear the racket and run into the next room.
Charles: What seems to be the problem?
Blob: Pointing to the disgustings foods. That!
Toad is already starting in on the fly soup.
Toad: I don't see what's wrong. This food is great!
Everyone: OO:;
Lady: Fine! If you won't pay, I'll call the authorities!
Charles: They'll be no need for that. I have the money right here.
Lady: Oh no. It wasn't just $220.50 I wanted from them. You see, they didn't check the menu. I wanted $220.50 and...A SOUL!
Everyone: What!
Lady: You heard me correctly, a soul. Do you know where you are! You're in...MOTEL HELL!
Wolverine: Hold on a sec! First of all, Motel Hell isn't in Gotham. Motel Hell is out in the midwest! Second of all, Motel Hell doesn't collect souls, they collect human flesh to serve as smoked meat!
Toad: O.O Lays his plate gently back down on the tray.
Lady: Your petty rebukes will not save you now! I'm stealing your souls either way!
Wolverine: Oh really!
Wolverine's metal claws come out. He gives her two quick slashes to the neck, but she is unaffected.
Wolverine: What the!
The lady's head begins to spin.
Lady: Stay in Motel Hell forever!
Toad: I don't know about you guys, but I don't feel like fighting today! Lets just get outta here!
Toad jumps out the nearest window.
Blob: I'm fine with that!
Blob follows. Sabertooth goes next.
Wolverine: Come on, Professor!
Wolverine throws Charles out the window, wheel chair and all.
Charles: Whee!
Wolverine follows after him.