Thanks for the two reviews in less than twenty-four hours. To: reviewer- Glad you like my speed. I give all my credit to more than ten hours of sleep and a messed-up mind that goes on too many vacations. Oh, and I forgot a comment about your last review, did the effects of Hiei's poisoning seem that fatal? To: LoversPastForgotten- I can't tell you anything about deaths, it would ruin your reading experience. Glad that you liked the chapter and Yoko's perverted mind. I do too.
Yoko's thoughts
Kurama's POV
"What happened?" Yusuke and I asked at the same time. How can I put this? Oh I know…in a list. One: Their clothes are torn up. Two: They look like someone sent them through hell and back. And Three: They are all in the Ningenkai. The answer to your question…THEY HAD THE SHIT BEATEN OUT OF THEM! How the fuck are you a genius! Watch it. Or what? I wont let you out for a few years. I hate you. I know.
"A vampire came in," Koenma said as Yukina started to heal them.
"Then why didn't you let him out?" Kuwabara asked. Damn he's dumb!
"Baka," Hiei said. Damn straight, sexy. Shut up. You can't have him. Says you.
"He wanted files on Hiei and Kurama," Ayame said. Which Kurama? Me or the pansy you can see right now? PANSY! You know you are. Don't deny it.
"Why?" Yukina asked. Good question. I see the Hiei genes in her. And another question. Can I fuck Hiei now? Are you always horny? That's not an answer.
"We don't know," Ayame said. "But when we left, he were searching for the files."
"Were are they now?" Yusuke asked.
"Here," Botan said as she pulled them out from under her shirt.
"Why were they under your shirt?" Yusuke asked. Ningens are a lot dumber than I thought they were. I give up!
"Most vampires are either gay or bisexual, the last thing that they would want to do is strip search Botan," Koenma said.
"Excuse me!" Botan yelled. CAT FIGHT! Koenma is a male though. Do you have any proof? …No. Then I win, and my prize…HIEI! Back off Yoko!
"Just let it go Botan," Genkai said as she entered the room. Just what I need…old ningen women! Shut up already.
"Do you know where the vampire is now, Koenma?" I asked. I think that Hell is out of the question. I wasn't asking you! Damn, don't get you skirt and thong in a bunch. I do not wear those. Yeah right, I've seen what's in your dresser.
"Somewhere in the Southern part of the Makai," Koenma said. "But we do have photos of the vampire." Well, that narrows it down to a few HUNDRED MILES OF TERRITORY! Looks like you're the one with your skirt and thong in a bunch. I prefer to call it a manly G-String.
"We would normally send you there through a portal, but we obviously can't," Botan said as she occasionally glared at Koenma.
"How do we get there then?" Yusuke asked.
"I know how," Hiei said.
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