The group runs to the front of the motel where they'd originally parked the car, only to find that the car is nowhere to be found.
Blob: We're doomed!
Wolverine: It can't be!
Lady follows after them.
Lady: I'm coooooming!
Blob: Quick! What do we do!
Out of the corner of his eye, Toad spots a jet black car with two scraps of metal, resembling wings, protruding from the back of the vehicle. It has a gigantic tailpipe, seemingly made for speed. Yes, Toad had found their escape car. Toad had found...The Batmobile!
Toad: Guys! Look over there!
Wolverine notices the car.
Wolverine: Perfect! Everybody get in!
Charles: We can't just steal someone else's car! Surely there must be a better way to--
Sabertooth smashes the side windows of the car. Everybody jumps into the car, except for Charles who is strapped on top.
Charles: TT
Sabertooth slams the petal and puts the car into Turbo. The car speeds away from the motel. A few minutes after the escape, Batman and Albert approach the area where their car was once parked, only to discover it has gone missing.
Batman: Drat! This is the second time this month my Batmobile's been hijacked!
Albert: You really must put better security on it next time, Master Wayne...
Batman: If there is a next time!
The Batmobile is driving around Gotham City.
Toad: Well that was close! Who'd have thought such a seemingly harmless girl would turn out to be close to impossible to destroy!
Wolverine: If Blueboy were there, he'd have blessed the crap outta that thing.
Charles: Well, the important thing is that we all got out okay.
Everyone nods their heads.
Toad puts his head out the window and looks up. There is a giant beam of light in the sky with a bat emblem in the center.
Toad: Hey, Blob, what's that?
Blob shrugs. Charles looks up at the sky aswell.
Charles: Oh no!
Toad: What?
Charles: Gotham City only puts on that light when there's trouble. They need Batman's help and his car's been stolen!
Sabertooth sees a bright purple and yellow car in his rear view mirror. The Harlequinn is behind the wheel and Joker is in the backseat.
Sabertooth: Hm...This could be fun!
Joker: I'll get you this time, Batman! There's no escaping me now!
Joker opens the sun roof and begins shooting at the Batmobile with a Tommy gun.
Toad: DUCK! O.O
Everybody in the car gets down. Charles doesn't do anything but watch.
Charles: Serves you all right for stealing another superhero's car!
Sabertooth: I know what to do!
Sabertooth puts the car into shift, driving full speed backwards into Joker's car. Again, Toad forgets to wear his seatbelt and is sent flying through the back window.
Toad: NOT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!
Toad crashes through the Joker's front window and lands in the passenger's seat, next to Harle.
Harle: OO
Toad: ...Hey, baby! Wanna joke around with me?
Joker: Enraged. YOU'RE NOT BATMAN!
Toad makes kissy faces to Harle.
Harle: YOU'RE NOT MISTA J!
Harle slams on the breaks, sending Toad flying through the window.
Toad: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
He lands back in his own seat with the X Men. Everybody stares at him with disbelief.
Toad: ...It didn't work out...;;
Blob: They're still following us!
Wolverine looks down at the floor. He sees the Batspear.
Wolverine: I guess it's worth a shot. Calling to Toad and Blob. Get down!
Toad and Blob duck and Wolverine aims the spear at Joker's car. The spear goes through the window and misses Joker. It peirces and stays backseat cushion instead.
Wolverine: Damn!
Suddenly, Magneto is spotted hovering over the Batmobile.
Toad: Confused. Master?
Blob: How did he find us?
Magneto: Angry. I don't know. Maybe the fact that Charles is strapped to the roof gave it away! I should have known you two would pull off something like this!
The Joker begins shooting at the Batmobile once again.
Magneto: Get out of the car, all of you!
Sabertooth, Wolverine, Blob, and Toad leap from the car. Magneto pulls Charles to safety as the Batmobile drives away.
Joker: Hey!
Magneto uses his power to secure the seatbelts around Joker and Harle.
Joker: What's this!
Magneto lifts the Batmobile into the air, with Joker's car dangling behind.
Joker and Harle: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Announcer: We interrupt this program to give you a special news broadcast.
Reporter: Hello, Gotham. I am Duncan Doenuts and this is Gotham News at Ten!
The camera cuts to an aerial view of the Joker and Batmobile being lifted to the air.
Reporter: What we are witnessing is a phenomina of the strangest kind. Either I'm am totally tripping, or I'm seeing the Batmobile and a bright purple car being lifted into the air without airplane or anyone behind the wheel. Here, live, we have a witness, Gotham's hero and savior, Batman! Batman, do you have an comment on this strange event?
Batman: So that's where it's been!
Reporter: This is Duncan Doenuts, out!
Joker and Harle: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Magneto drops the Batmobile on the tallest building in Gotham, leaving Joker's car dangling off the edge.
Joker: Well this stinks! TT
Magneto then descends higher into the sky.
Magneto: We'll meet again Charles!
Charles: To Wolverine, Sabertooth, Toad, and Blob. Let us be off. Something tells us we've worn out our welcome here.
Wolverine: But what do you suppose we do now? We don't have a car!
Out of the corner of his eye, toad spots a small, white Buggie. It has two stripes, red and blue on the front and it's labeled number fifty-three.
Toad: Hey, how 'bout that--
Charles, Wolverine, Sabertooth, and Blob: NO!