HAMLIN, PENNSYLVANIA

Sabertooth: You guys are lame.

Everyone: Huh?

Sabertooth: I mean, we're all so different from each other. I kind of wish I had another wild cat to talk to!

Charles: Well, Pennsylvania does have a zoo nearby.

Toad: I wouldn't mind catching up with my fellow toads either.

Charles: Then it's settled. The zoo is just up ahead. We can stop there. After all, we don't have to be in San Diego for another four days!

Sabertooth and Toad: Yessssss!

Charles, Wolverine, Sabertooth, Toad, and Blob are now in the center of the zoo.

Charles: All right, since we all want to observe different creatures, I say we pair ourselves off.

Wolverine: Meh. I don't really care about what I want to see first.

Charles: I have been particularly interested in the ways of the duck-billed platypus. Why don't you come with me Wolverine.

Wolverine: Sounds good to me!

Blob: I'm hungry!

Toad: Well, the amphibians and reptiles section of the zoo is right next to the food court...

Blob: Partner?

Toad: Partner:)

Sabertooth: And I'm going over to the Cougar den.

Charles: We'll meet up with each other when that clock hits noon.

Sabertooth is now at the Cougar den. They look at him confusedly.

Sabertooth: What mysteries of life do you share, wild cougars? Do you know of the pain I feel inside? Do you look up into the clouds and see me there in all my sorrow and woe? Can you separate a tiger from a lily, and yet still call it a tigerlily? There was one time when I only thought I was the wild cat I felt inside, but now that I'm with you guys, I truly am...What words of wisdom might you enlighten me with today?

Cougar #1: To the cougar sitting next to him. What is this guy talking about!

Sabertooth: Huh!

Cougar #2: To Sabertooth. Hey! The guy who's supposed to feed us is late. Will you go get him?

Sabertooth: Uh... Thinking the cougars might not have heard his question. What words of wisdom might you have for me today?

Cougar #1: Um...We don't have any. You see, we don't know of anything other than what goes on inside this glass case. Why don't you ask a real mountain lion?

Sabertooth: Ugh...

Mortimer (this scene will get confusing unless I use Toad's real name for this scene instead) and Blob are now at the amphibian and reptile section of the zoo. Toad is hovering over a glass case. Three toads are sitting on lilypads.

Toad #1: To Toad #2 So...How's it been going with that lady toad you've started dating?

Toad #2: I don't like her. I think I'm gonna break it off with her.

Toad #1 and #3: Why!

Toad #2: Dude! Have you guys seen her! She has warts!

Toad #1 and #3: All toads have warts, you idiot!

Mortimer: Um...Guys?

Toad #1: Woah! That guy can understand us! And he has warts too!

Mortimer: Yeah...Yeah! I'm a mutant. I have toad genes. I'm like you guys!

Toad #3: To Mortimer. Dude! Tell this knuckle head over here why he should stay with his lady toad!

Mortimer: Well...I've never had a girlfriend before. It's hard for me to get one because of my appearance.

Toad #1 and #3: Oh! We know how that feels! We haven't had dates since college!

Mortimer: Explaining to Toad #2 So...I say, if you presently have a girl, you should hold onto her for as long as you can, whether she's ugly or not. Because, chances are, you're probably uglier than she is.

Blob: Woah, man! That was deep...

Toad #2: I never thought of it that way! I think I'm gonna marry her! Yeah, I'm gonna get down on my knee and propose to her right now!

Toad #1 and #3 cheer.

Toad #3: Good job! Now maybe you can get us some girls?

Mortimer: Please. I have yet to find one for myself! TT

Blob: Hey, aren't you still trying to get Scarlet Witch?

Mortimer: Yeah! It seems no matter how many times I try to kidnap her, she just doesn't seem to like me! I wonder why...

Blob: Beats me! That's what I'd have done. I find that when a man goes out of his way to kidnap the girl of his dreams, it means he really likes her!

Mortimer: There must be an easier way to win Wanda's affections... Perhaps I'll buy her chocolate and some of those... flower things that women seem to like so much... OO

Blob: Now you're just getting desperate!