Wolverine and Charles have just finished looking at the platypus. They are now in the aviary, looking at the American bald eagle.
Wolverine: Points to bald eagle. Hey look, Professor, it's you!
Charles: Laughs. I find her to be quite remarkable. Look how she stands on her perch, so noble and strong! She'll make lovely babies one day. If mankind we're to see just how amazing she truly is, maybe there'd be more eagles left on earth.
Wolverine: Yeah...
Charles sees Toad and Blob walking over to them.
Charles: So how were the toads?
Toad: Um...Okay, I guess. I gave them dating advice...
Wolverine stifles some laughter.
Wolverine: Because, you know, you're such a true casanova!
Toad: Hey! I'm working on it! ;;
Wolverine: Still chasing after that Scarlet Witch, there, Romeo?
Toad: She'll learn to appreciate me! I know she will!
Wolverine: Sarcastic. Sure thing, bub! Keep chasing that dreamjet!
Toad: Grr! Covering his ears. I'm not listening! I'm not listening! I'm not listening!
Charles: Don't be too upset, Toad. Logan's just joking with you. Nudging Wolverine win his ribs. Right, Logan!
Wolverine: Of course I am...
Charles: We're going over to the aviary, where all the smaller birds are. You two can come with us if you'd like.
Blob and Toad: Sure, why not!
Wolverine, Charles, Blob, and Toad walked towards the entrance to the aviary.
Toad: His stomach growls. He talks to himself. Gee, I really should have eaten something when Blob and I were at the food court.
Toad notices the sign by the entrance. It says: Room of Extremely Endagered Birds. Sweat begins to drip down Toad's brow.
Toad: To himself again. No! No, I can wait!
The groups is moving farther away from Toad.
Charles: Calling. Toad! Are you coming!
Toad: Calling back. I'll be there in a sec!
Toad groans and runs over to them.
The group is now deep inside the aviary. There are tiny birds everywhere. Some fly around freely, others are in small cages.
Charles: To group. Now, try not to go too far. We'll be leaving soon.
Group nods. Blob, Charles, and Wolverine go their own separate ways, leaving Toad all by himself.
Toad: Stay strong, Toad...Stay strong...
He notices a tiny cage with a little purple humming bird inside.
Toad: Well aren't you a cute little bird. You kinda remind me of Wanda!
The hummingbird cocks its head to one side, trying to make herself appear more cute.
Hummingbird: Cheep, cheep!
Toad: Well...Maybe this wanda will love me enough to let me touch her feathers.
Toad reaches his hand into the cage to pet the bird. The bird gets angry and bites his finger.
Toad: Ow! Why you little-- Toad opens his mouth, unleashing his long tongue. It goes through the bars, pulls out the bird and...WHOMP! Toad cries as he devours the bird. He feel extremely guilty. Oh my God! I just ate Wanda! No wonder she thinks I'm a monster!
Toad's stomach growls even louder this time. He snaps.
Toad: Must...Ha-- Stomach growls again. Graahhhhh!
A white bird flies about him. Toad catches it with his tongue and pops it into his mouth. Another one comes by; Toad catches that one too.
Toad: With mouth full of feathers. WANDA, WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME! OO Pant, pant, pant.
At about this time, Sabertooth is giving a pep talk to the all the cougars in the glass cage.
Sabertooth: My fellow brethren! For years, the human race has had you bound in cages. But no more! I will free you from your plexi prisons and, from there, you will manifest into the wild, where should be! Any questions!
Cougar #1 raises its paw.
Sabertooth: Yes!
Cougar #1: Will the outside have chocolate?
Sabertooth: Chocolate being your wildest dreams!
Cougar #2 raises his paw.
Sabertooth: What is it?
Cougar #2: Does the outside really have cable t.v?
Sabertooth: Yes. And not just cable! They have Comcast, On Demand, T.E.V.O, and The Sopranos! Anyone else!
The cougars remain silent.
Sabertooth: Good! Sabertooth punches the glass. The plexi smashes into a million peices! Onward my brothers! You are FREE!
Wolverine and Charles are wondering around the aviary together.
Charles: Well, this is nice, isn't it Logan?
Wolverine: Yeah, except... Wolverine observes the aviary. All the birds are gone and some of the cages have been knocked over. Didn't there used to be more birds in here?...
Voice: Attention zoo-goers! There are mountain lions on the loose! EVACUATE! EVACU--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! DON'T EAT ME! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!
Charles: Oh no!
Blob runs over to Wolverine and Charles.
Blob: Panting. I came as fast as I could!
Charles: Blob, get Toad! We're leaving! Blob runs back for Mortimer. Logan, go find Saber--
Sabertooth walks through the door with a look of pride written on his face. Wolverine runs up to him and grabs him by the collar of his coat.
Wolverine: You did this didn't you, you little--
Sabertooth laughs menacingly.
Charles: There's no time for arguing! We'll talk about when we're in a safer place!
Blob is running through the aviary, frantically searching for Toad.
Blob: Calling. Toad! Toooooooad! We're are ya, buddy!
Blob sees Toad laying by one of the cages in a puddle of his own drool. The bottons of his fly are barely holding his jeans together and he is mumbling to himself. Blob runs of to him and lifts his head up.
Blob: Toad! Are you okay!
Toad: Wanda...Wanda...Wanda..Wanda...Wanda...Wanda...
Blob: Toad, snap out of it!
Blob slaps Toad across the face. Toad wakes up.
Toad: Oh Blob! I just completely lost it! One minute, I'm fine. I'm looking at the birds, admiring their beauty and then...This happens!
Blob: What happened?
Toad: Wanda! I was thinking about Wanda and it made me sad...And when I was sad, I ate all the birds! All those endangered birds! Toad bursts into tears.
Blob: Crying a little with him. Toad, you have an emotional eating disorder. You need help. Sometimes, I really get concerned about your eating habits.
Toad looks at him with big, teary eyes.
Blob: Don't worry, man. I'll help you get through. We're gonna break your mortally dangerous eating disorder!
Blob and Toad hug.
Toad: And maybe, somewhere down the road, I'll help you with your binge eating disorder too!
Blob gives Toad a funny look.
Blob: What do you mean? I'm just fine. You're the one that just ate all the birds in the aviary ya fat lard!
Toad: Sniff. Why do you hurt me so...
Blob picks up Toad and runs back to the group.
Charles: Good! Everyone's here. Lets go!
Wolverine looks at Toad and his swollen stomach.
Wolverine: What happened to you?
Toad: I don't wanna talk about it... Sniff.