LAS VEGAS, NEVADA

The bright red Studebaker drives into Las Vegas. The city is full of lights and noises. Charles is waving his arms up in the air in celebration.

Charles: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sabertooth: Sabertooth raises his arms up too. VIVA LAS VEGAS BABY! .

Toad and Blob: WOOT!

Wolverine laughs at the site of his fellow members acting like idiots.

Wolverine: Brace yourselves, boys! We're in for a long night of partyin'!

Everyone: ALL RIGHT!

In one of the cascinos, Gambit and Darth Vader are playing poker against The Coolade Man and Howard Dean. They have bet alot of money

Gambit: All right, mon ami. Shows him his cards. We have a full house. There's no way we'll lose this one!

Darth Vader: heavy breathing.Excellent!

Gambit lays down his cards to Dean and Coolade Man.

Gambit: Read 'em and weep! Now, I think I'll just be takin' this money and--

Coolade Man lays down straight A's.

Coolade Man: OH YEAAAAAAAAAH!

Gambit and Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The group has taken almost no time at all to settle themselves in Las Vegas. Wolverine and Sabertooth are avidly working the slots. Blob is selling out the buffet. Charles is doing wheel chair spins of the dancefloor. Toad is...

Showgirl: Giggling. So you're from England!

Toad: Yep! I'm as foreign as they get:)

Showgirl: I love foreigners!

Toad blushes and turns away.

Showgirl: What's with the goggles?

Toad: The goggles? Um...My eyes...They're very light sensitive.

Showgirl: Can I see?

Showgirl tries to take off Toad's goggles, but Toad pushes her hands away.

Toad: Please! The light really hurts me. I'd rather you not.

Showgirl continues giggling as she continues to try and reach Toad's glasses. Toad gets aggravated and wraps his tongue around her wrist. She screams and runs away.

Showgirl: You're a freak!

Toad is a little hurt but tries moving on.

Toad: She's not my time anyway. I'm more of a Wanda type.

Toad moves onto the slots, smiling.

Toad: I'll win her yet! I know I will!

Meanwhile, Charles is owning the dancefloor. Smooth Criminal is playing is Charles does wheelies and spins.

Charles: In Michael Jackson voice. Shamon! Clap. Hee-hee!

Toad looks over and Charles and decides he wants to join in. They are the center of attention of the floor. A few moments later, the rest of the group joins them. Meanwhile, the Showgirl Toad confronted is now conspiring with her other Showgirl friends. She points to Toad.

Showgirl: See! That's the guy who scared me away! He was a real Toad! (Sorry for the stupid pun.)

Other Showgirls: LETS GET HIM!

The fangirls scream as they chase after Toad. The rest of the group tries to catch up with Toad first. Benny Hill music begins to play in the backround.

Toad: Running. You know... Puff. I always told Blob that if I were to die... Puff. I'd want to die being chased by a group of sexy women... Puff. But I was only joking!

Toad runs into a dead end. It looks like he's going to accept getting trampled by the Showgirls but, at the last second, he jumps and sticks to the ceiling. The Showgirls expect to catch him, but find nothing when they read around the corner.

Showgirl: Where'd he go! I could have sworn he was over here! Oh well...Who needs him anyway...

Showgirls leave. Toad unsticks himself from the ceiling. The groups finds him and runs over to him.

Toad: Suddenly...I'm not liking Las Vegas so much...

Wolverine: I'm fine with that. I just blew my $500 on the slots and I didn't even win anything.

Sabertooth: Same with me...

Blob: And I sold out the buffet.

Charles: Then off to California it is then.

Everybody: California, here we come!