Fanfics

A/N: I'm kinda tired of all the generic fanfiction on this site. / It gets kinda boring after the like, second Hwo/Julia, because I don't know where the authors come up with that. Or how they can keep writing hatefics about Asuka and Xiaoyu. I honestly believe I'm the only teenage girl on the face of the Earth who likes Asuka and Xiaoyu, but doesn't really like Hwoarang. Why? He scares me.

Anyway, this is a parody of a song ironically entitled Parody, by Utada Hikaru. If you've heard it, great, but if you haven't... well, just make up a tune, it doesn't really matter to me. But just so you know, it sounds like elevator music mixed with jazz. Yeah... but it's really good.

Note about the song: The first line in the whole thing up to the 'let me be' is the first verse. Then the 'oh no' to the 'overused' is the first chorus part. Got it? Good. That's how to identify the different parts of the song.

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I was bored just yesterday

Television got old right after seven

So I went on-line to do stuff

And eventually went to see some fanfics

Everything was old to me and

The only thing I hadn't seen was romance

Xiaoyu's a-stalkin' Jin again

(That's such old news)

Gimme somethin' new or

Let me be

Oh no, Hwo/Julia fanfics

No sense is needed to write them

I'm confused by the needless hippy love

What's the point if they haven't even met?

I know Lee looks a bit gay

The subject makes for a boring story

So get it in your heads to write

Something that's not horribly overused

Don't write about the same thing

It gets kind of unfunny after a while

Make it interestin' an' new

Like a fanfic 'bout Kuma or Panda

What's the deal with all the Hwo/Jin?

Last time I checked, Hwoarang was girlier

Write something way out there

(Don't go with th'flow)

Try not to sugar-coat it;

Set me free

Oh no, another Asuka h8er

Why can't they just shut up?

Nobody wants a bashfic, of course,

Unless they have no life at all

I know Kazuya kicks ass

But could you make a good story?

They're all the freaking same

About him being teh freaking pimps

Oh no, let's try to write a parody

Perferrably something about a fake story

Make fun of Asuka h8ers and Kazuya

Whilst making Xiaoyu unstalk Jin

I know Jin and Hwoarang are smexy

Just try not to seem like a fangirl

Make Lee straight; undo Hwo/Jules

And the world will be a better place for all of us