Attack of the Ramen People
A/N: Hey people, it's me Heads. Tails couldn't come tonight so I'll speak on her behalf.
This story kept us laughing for about an hour as we made and some things will be messed up. But hey, it is our first fanfic. If there are any problems, let me know, see ya!
DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Naruto or ramen.
Chapter 1: Why Are You so Happy?
It was an early spring morning when Sasuke noticed that something was wrong. He couldn't tell how he knew it; he just had a weird feeling. He was about to go out and train when he noticed a note on his door as he left.
It said, 'Sasuke, meet me at the bridge for a spar. P.S. I'm gonna win, believe it! – Uzumaki Naruto'
'Stupid dope,' thought Sasuke as he left for the bridge.
Bridge…
"Hey Sauke, thought you didn't find my letter for a minute there!" shouted Naruto as Sasuke walked up.
"Let just start already," said Sasuke but before he could even get into a fighting stance, a girl walked up. It was Sakura.
"Hey Sakura!" yelled Naruto as she came closer. Naruto then noticed that her eyes looked like they were glazed. "Is everything ok, Sakura?"
"Hey guys," she said in a voice that sounded like she was a robot. "I'm happy, are you happy?"
"OOOOOOK. But why did we have to that you're happy?" asked Sasuke.
"I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy," Sakura said as walked zombie-like toward Naruto.
"O MY GOD! She's like a zombie or something!" screamed Naruto as he saw Sakura come even closer.
"I'll take care of this," declared Sasuke as he pulled out a kunai. When he threw it, it landed with a sickening thud to Sakura's right temple.
"SASUKE! WHY DID YOU DO THAT! YOU KILLED HER!" Naruto half asked and half yelled as Sakura's body fell to the ground.
"Because she some kinda livin' dead, you said that yourself," said Sasuke. Just then, Sakura stood up, pulled the knife out of her head, and healed in no time.
"How can she heal fatal wounds like a demon can!" shouted Sasuke as he ran from the undying girl. Naruto just stood there in fear.
"Kill Naruto, I'm happy, kill Naruto, I'm happy, kill Naruto, I'm happy," chanted Sakura as she walked forwards. Naruto, who was really afraid now, ran as fast as he could.
(Sasuke's POV)
"What's goin' on?" yelled a bewildered Sasuke as he encountered a zombie-like Ino, Kiba, Hinata, Chouji, and Ten-ten.
"I'M HAPPY!" rang their voices in unison as the Uchina tried to kill them.
"Why won't you die!" screamed Sasuke as he pulled out two giant shuriken. "Demon Wind Shuriken, Windmills of Shadows!" He then threw the big weapons with all his might and cut all of them in half. The bodies fell as ten halves, but they rejuvenated as five. As the five zombie ninjas came closer, he thought, 'How can they do that? Most importantly, how long can I last like this?
To Be Continued…A/N: Sorry that it wasn't that long but we try. Anyway, the next chapter will be longer if you give us reviews. : ) v