Attack of the Ramen People
A/N: Sorry ch.1 was short and all but we promise that ch.2 will be longer. Plus, this chapter is mostly about Naruto and… a NEW character! But we are not telling you who it is, we want you to either figure it out, or find out!
DISCLAIMER: We do not own Naruto because if we did, it would be too scary to read or watch.
Chapter 2: "Who are you?"
(Sasuke's POV)
As Sasuke ran from the "happy zombie ninja, he ran right to the west entrance to the village. 'I don't think the will follow me that far,' he thought as he felt a bug crawl up his arm. He swatted it and then he felt one bite his ear. 'Ow,' thought Sasuke as he sat for a rest.
(Naruto's POV)
As Naruto ran from the zombie Sakura, all he could hear is, "I'm happy, kill Naruto, I'm happy, kill Naruto." He ran to the east entrance of the village. He sat down and pulled a candy bar out.
He sat there and ate the chocolate as he thought, 'Why is Sakura, acting strange? I mean, she has never acted like this before, even around Sasuke!'
As he finished his treat, he heard a voice ring across the silence (the new character). It said in a slow and faint tone, 'Naruto… Naruto…,' then, 'NARUTO!'
"Whaaaa…?" he screamed as he saw no one. "Who are you?" He shook his head back and forth as he hit a tree out of confusion. "Tell me who you are!"
'What do you mean, who am I!' shouted a familiar voice from inside Naruto's head.
"Is that you Sakura? Is that the real you or the zombie you?" he asked the trees as he looked for the weird girl.
'No, it's the Tooth Fairy. OF COARSE IT'S ME YOU STUPID BAKA!' said the bodiless Sakura as Naruto looked even more for her. 'You baka! I'm in your head!'
"My head? How are you in my head?" he asked. "You were just a psycho bitch a second ago."
'WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!' screamed Sakura as Naruto's head started pounding. He ran around holding his head as she said, 'Serves you right. Anyway, I'm not the real Sakura, I'm her thoughts.'
"May I ask how did her thoughts get inside of me?" he asked as the pain eased away and he sat down on a near log.
'Well, it happen when a bug bite Sakura. She thought nothing of it until she realized that her chakra was locked up. She was really scared and ran to the hospital when she suddenly stopped in the road and a weird looking worm entered her brain. It took control of her and said to me before it kicked me that slaves didn't need thoughts, so it made me independent and released me,' she explained as Naruto counted the things that happened.
"So a bug took control of Sakura, made her thoughts like a real person, and kicked you out of her head! No wonder you've been a bitch!" he said.
'STOP CALLING ME A BITCH AND I MIGHT NOT HURT YOU!' she yelled in his head as she caused the pain to return. Naruto ran around in circles the pain increased. He only stopped when he felt a bug bite him.
"Ow!" he yelled as he crushed the bug. 'You were just bitten, weren't you?' asked the new Sakura. "Uhh… Yes."
'Oh, well we're screwed,' she said as she hummed in his head. 'Now that the bug has bitten you, no more chakra! Oh, you can call me Inner Sakura, OK?'
"Sure," said Naruto as he walked over to the log and sat down. "Hey Inner Sakura, do you have any thoughts about me and you? Heh heh!"
'NARUTO, YOU PERVERT!' she yelled in his head as she saw his mental images. 'YOU WILL DIE!'
What a day they are gonna have together.
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